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Creativity / Re: Lego Stuff
« on: January 27, 2016, 07:01:00 AM »
It still recycles the exact same gameplay formula as every other recent Lego game since 2000 something.
2005 was their first game :)

And yeah, you're right. The issue is that it makes a stable amount of money. When LEGO was contracting various developers via LEGO Media (now defunct) to do various budget titles, they didn't get much return or publicity for their video games. When they managed to get a contract with Tt, a big name studio with previous hits, and then release one of the biggest games of the year with OVER 3 MILLION COPIES sold in a world before Digital Storefronts, that basically killed any interest in the previous methods since there was no way they would make the same return.

You have to note, too, in recent years they've had multiple MMO failures; LEGO Universe crashed and burned in a very ugly fashion, Chima Online never really took off, and LMO failed to launch twice. They also didn't get the return on LEGO City Undercover, LEGO Rock Band or LEGO Battles that they were hoping for (which is entirely down to poor marketing and limited platform release, but executives can't seem to handle when their own decisions lead to bad sales figures). That's probably convinced them it's too risky to try and go big-scale for unique ideas when using the formula produces the same level of cash every single time.

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Creativity / Re: Lego Stuff
« on: January 27, 2016, 06:45:28 AM »
Anyone know if Lego is going to remake Lego Island?

Hopefully they don't let TT remake Lego island lol
Tt did, in a sense. That game was called "LEGO City Undercover", and it wasn't all that terrible. Funnily enough, half the game's assets are left in the LEGO Movie Video Game, so a port to PC is entirely within the realm of possibility.

However, LEGO has no currently plans to hire developers outside of Tt games (and their MMO devs), and Tt Games are sticking to their formula pretty tight. Also, LEGO isn't really in the habit of rebooting very old franchises; if they were they would rerelease LEGO Space sets given the huge financial success those sets were (and how successful Benny's Spaceship from TLM was). Neither Island nor Racers will get any long awaited sequels, so the best you can do is download the various mods that are being made for all the classic LEGO games (I'm currently working on making the entire Zelda overworld in LEGO Rock Raiders).



Speaking about LEGO Island 2, I was goaded into livestreaming the entire game a while back. A friend cut the entire stream (two parts) down into 10 minute video showing some of the highlights of cringeworthiness in LEGO Island 2.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JaMLfsTfhow

This video makes it seem fantastic, but believe me, the game was forgetin' painful, although the glitches brought a temporary release.



If you want my big wrap-up on the LEGO Island franchise; LEGO Island 1 was developed not as a game, but as a toybox (this was said by the lead developer). The fact that the game had objectives and "gameplay" was coincidental; the whole point was to build a digital world that a child could enter, interact with and get something back, which is unlike a lot of LEGO sets that are static and require imagination. This is why LEGO Island has so many damn NPC scenes and why you can explore the island as multiple characters and why you get access to various vehicles.

LEGO Island 2, aside from having a troubled development involving multiple studios, was trying to be too much at once. It wanted to be the toybox again, but somewhere along the line an exec decided that the product wouldn't sell unless they could show off a lot of variety in the gameplay (quantity over quality), and that's why LEGO Island 2 is a minigame-extravaganza. There's no consistency or rhyme with the minigames; you play many of them once and the mechanics are never used again. There's also many collectibles that have no rewards or point tied. That's the "games" biggest problem; it sets up a bunch of objectives/motivations, but it fails to reward the player and so the player ends up frustrated when the game fails to acknowledge their successes.

Island Xtreme Stunts is when they tried to reign it back, but I'm just not convinced they had it right yet. It's also the one I have the least experience with, because it was so terribly dull that I just immediately dropped it.

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As IF you wouldn't want to ride Red from Transistor just as smooth as she rides that bike of hers...












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Drama / Re: Lord Tony, Master Baiter
« on: January 27, 2016, 05:21:43 AM »
hate doesnt root from nowhere
It comes entirely from Mount Druitt.

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Off Topic / Re: Internet Issues
« on: January 27, 2016, 05:15:51 AM »
Got a text while I was on holiday that apparently all issues were resolved. My router still reads 57.0dBmV, but I've had not a single drop and improved network conditions, and we've replaced every bit of equipment possible to replace, so I'm currently satisfied that the issue was resolved.

Now, here's hoping the Government will stop being giant douchebags and roll out the NBN in my area soon.

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Drama / Re: Lord Tony, Master Baiter
« on: January 27, 2016, 04:45:10 AM »
I dunno what his loving issue is, but he need Ritalin or some cheap goon so he can calm the forget down and stop inciting stuff in order to get his jollies. Probably can't get hard unless he's got 3 people raging at him.




The forget is this supposed to mean? I didn't say "I don't care" or any thing to that degree. My posts is exactly like 90% of the other posts in the forum; a reaction post (YouTube video along the lines of my reaction specifically). I don't see Baddy going around whacking accounts just because people want to share their opinion in as few words as possible.

Might as well ban everybody for the image-only or one word posts too. Lord Tony's forum moderation would clearly lead to a brighter age of stuffposting and master race citizens.

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Forum Games / Re: YOU LAUGH YOU LOSE v666
« on: January 27, 2016, 03:09:17 AM »

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Off Topic / Re: This has been bugging me all day
« on: January 27, 2016, 02:32:18 AM »
You're a forgetin pusillanimous individual. You must befriend the spider so that it can eat all the forgetin flies, mosquitos and giant snakes that'll rock up eventually.

Man up or ditch the toys, mate.

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Maybe instead of shaming Nick we should teach women on the forums to not post revealing pictures of themselves.


Tony, please go and troll the LEGO Message Boards or some other kids forum where your bullstuff actually flies. Thanks.

Glad to see we made it to 200.

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Off Topic / Re: In about one hour its going to be my birthday!
« on: January 26, 2016, 06:46:34 AM »
the birthday is painful for mario0126
drama of the forgetin century

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Off Topic / Re: Happy Straya Day, Cunts!
« on: January 26, 2016, 06:43:25 AM »
having the lads around for a few games of poker and some VBs later
I was out at Forster for the last few days celebrating with my extended family; lots of cricket, poker, Cards Against Humanity and Halo was played. Decided to celebrate Australia Day yesterday so we could travel home today and beat the traffic.

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Off Topic / Re: Happy Straya Day, Cunts!
« on: January 26, 2016, 05:05:23 AM »
hey jobby do you guys ride the roos or is it just a ruse
only to school and the pub mate, emus are if you want to get fancy and koalas if you're a hopeless, soulless wanker

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Off Topic / Re: Happy Straya Day, Cunts!
« on: January 25, 2016, 11:18:23 PM »
Australia sucks
Too right, you cunt.

Isn't this also national apology day?
Wrong, because that would get in the way of the goon and shouting. Sorry Day is in May some time.

stufftiest colony

why can't you be more like your brothers in the north
Don't worry, we're gonna split off from you twats and have own cool monarchy, and it'll have cookies and cola and stuff you're not allowed!

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