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Drama / Re: MoltenKitten - Derailing threads/Starting unneeded arguments.
« on: October 24, 2015, 08:59:11 PM »
The only tossing he deserves is straight into the Blockland Forum's trash bin.

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Neither one of those helps depression at all because both give you a dependency
>anti-depression pills don't help with depression


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Firstly, it looks like you've slammed one too many since your spelling and grammar took a hell of a nose dive.

As for eating, your body can't eat all that.
You've never seen a Vegemite eating content, mate.

but maybe of they did they wouldn't be depressed to the point of alcohol
What a pathetic view of the world to hold.

"If only people saw the world the way I do, because even though I admitted to depression clearly people would be a lot happier thinking like me, and especially since it's absolutely 100% confirmed that there is a stage of depression where you automatically must start drinking excessively. It's not like individuals have different eating/drinking habits! There's a specific pattern!"

Overdoing it is subjective and after enough drinking people don't even realize they are drunk
What the actual flying handicapped forget are you trying to point out with this sentence?

There's a very clear point at which you're over-doing it, and even the drunk morons partying to the point of unconsciousness know when they're "absolutely stufffaced". Some people go out specifically to get extremely wasted, forgoing their limits.

I dunno if you've ever experienced it, but I have, my friends have, and I can confirm that you sure as forget know when you're "drunk". It's a pretty obvious shift. The thing is that people stop caring.

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Off Topic / Re: Your fatality?
« on: October 24, 2015, 08:33:10 PM »
Force-feed my opponents the nastiest sack of goon until they drown.

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Job got you down? Shoot your boss and coworkers...stressors removed!
You can't shoot silence, mate.

Are you drunk right now because I thought it was pretty clear we were talking about drinking alchohol.
The uses of alcohol go beyond simply drinking it. Even if you outlawed standard drinks, people would still pull up at the ethanol pump and take a swig, or eat a stuffload of Vegemite (made from yeast extract, also known as beer paste).

Alcohol has quite a few uses to justify why we aren't getting rid of it any time soon.

As for the pick me up, I have depression and I don't drink alcohol. If you rely on alcohol to make you happy everytime something bad happens guess what, you are an alcoholic.
Oh, so because YOU don't do something, that makes it wrong? Well, I'm sorry that we don't all live in the world of ponies, butterflies and rainbows where we just magically conform to your standards of wrong and right.

I didn't loving say "I drink every time somebody says a bad word at me". I said I was having a hard time and, without overdoing it, I had some alcohol here and there to improve my mood so I could continue working. The results were astounding and I'm in a much better place because of it.

Your experience does not entail everybody else's experience of it.

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all alchohol does is dull your senses and get you slowly addicted to a moment of stupid happiness
Alcohol can be used to kill off many certain bacteria so it's often used to clean wounds or act as a cleaning agent. It's commonly used in high dining recipes. Sparing use of certain alcohol can help with concentration (which is why the "Ballmer Peak", funny as it is, actually has a bit of truth to it and was researched).

Further-loving-more, as somebody who recently spent a couple weeks slamming down bottles of alcohol, I can guarantee you that sometimes it's nice to have a cheep pick-me-up when things are pretty down. I'd like to see a gun help me deal with stress attacks.

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Forum Games / Re: YOU CRINGE YOU LOSE
« on: October 24, 2015, 08:12:04 PM »
Ladies and gentlemen, I present the final step of the evolution.
If I get a shotgun, I won't whether to turn it on myself or on everybody else.

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Alchohol is a privilege and if people don't treat it right they deserve it to be taken away
Ah, I see. If a small group of people can't treat something right, than nobody deserves it.

If we're going with that methodology, let's remove all guns too. Might also need to remove pens since people use those to blind crocodiles.

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I have never heard of someone smoking cigs and then getting in a car accident killing others because of the cig, have you?
You're absolutely right. Alcohol itself, not the people who drink and drive, is responsible for death in that scenario. It's also physics' fault for allowing people to accelerate to speeds that they or their vehicle weren't made to handle and stop safely from. And it's the phone's fault for sending a person that message while they're driving and sends them ramming up the back of a semi.

Don't be a forgetwit.

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Alchohol is seriously worse than cigarettes

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Off Topic / Re: Mr Queeba is sick
« on: October 24, 2015, 07:57:25 PM »
There's one sure-fire cure for that.

Rip a giant stiffy, waltz around until you find an appropriately sized hole and give it all you've got.

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Off Topic / Re: Merry Christmas Everybody!
« on: October 24, 2015, 03:58:03 PM »
Santa knows you're going to need every kind of lube you can get this year ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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Games / Re: Spoil the ending of your favourite game without context
« on: October 24, 2015, 03:51:18 PM »
You find it's an impossible ship, then you open a box.

Game: Tales from the Borderlands

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Off Topic / Re: You have one year left to live
« on: October 24, 2015, 05:00:49 AM »
Play my favourite games one last time.
Go skydiving.
Piss in public.
Sell everything in my possession and use the money to buy presents for my friends.
Finish up writing all my game design documents, stories, blogs etc and dump them in possession of a few people I know who'd crave publishing that stuff with their own touches.
Delete some of my online accounts, hand some over to people I trust, turn the passwords public for others.
Make one last rant video about how I think the current PM is a richard (whoever it would be at the moment).
Make out with one friend in particular.
Punch another "friend" square in the face then apologise for being a cunt.
Enjoy my last damn rum and coke.
Smoke a joint with my Swedish friend.
Write and tell the most cringeworthy yet fantastic joke ever.
Go out with the biggest, funniest bang I can possibly design.

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