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Off Topic / Re: More Bogans Are Fighting on my Facebook Feed
« on: September 25, 2015, 06:22:48 PM »
For those who are not yet acquainted with Bogan-English, allow me to translate;

Black: I'm going to be a father!
Yellow: Wait, seriously?!
Orange: Father of kittens...?
Red: Excuse me? I thought you were still a virgin?
Blue: Black, you got a bunny, didn't you? Red, he's definitely not a virgin. He lost it to a woman whom I have very little respect for.
Red: She sounds like a very awful person.
Blue: Just in case the last name or the profile picture didn't tip you off, I'm actually Black's brother.
Red: I've consumed a little too much spirits; you should care after your brother because I certainly am in no state to do so.
Blue: Yeah, that's the job of a big brother. How many standard drinks have you had? Normally when I consume I lose track pretty quickly.
Red: Unfortunately, I haven't been keeping track.
Black: I'm sorry, but I'm going to have to pull the loose façade from my face and reveal that this was actually a Breast Cancer Awareness stunt that's gone badly through absolutely no fault of my own. Seriously though, all of you guys should go ahead and tell everybody that you're pregnant since that makes complete and utter sense.

Also, Blue, I really don't appreciate it when you tell people that I've had love. I'd rather people think I was a desperate creep so I can get laid easier.

EDIT: Holy stuff, dooble was right on the ball with that timing.

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Off Topic / More Bogans Are Fighting on my Facebook Feed
« on: September 25, 2015, 05:58:29 PM »


Your guess is as good as mine as to what the forget they're on about.

EDIT: Noticed a few colours were forgeted. Fixed.

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Off Topic / Re: When is your fall break?
« on: September 24, 2015, 05:31:07 PM »
What happens from December to February?
Technically it's just free-time. I guess if you're going to school the next year you can think of it as extended holidays, but during that time most schools are closed to do maintenance and training and post-November anybody who doesn't have any further school has more-or-less graduated.

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Off Topic / Re: Favorite angry bird?
« on: September 24, 2015, 05:13:46 PM »
The one that causes the company to go bankrupt and prevents the game from being sold ever again.

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Off Topic / Re: When is your fall break?
« on: September 24, 2015, 05:11:34 PM »
I like that the yanks have an absolutely handicapped school scheme.

This year, I have this timetable:

March -> May: Term 1 (9 Weeks)
May: Holiday (1 Week)
May -> July: Term 2 (9 Weeks)
July: Holiday (2 Weeks)
July -> September: Term 3 (9 Weeks)
September -> October: Holiday (1 Week)
October -> November: Term 4 (9 Weeks)

There's 4 terms a year. Each is nine weeks long (Primary Schools and High Schools do 10 weeks). You start at the start of the year and you end at the end of the year. I dunno why America has its idiotic giant holidays and odd patterns. This one makes sense and is consistent.

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Off Topic / Re: When is your fall break?
« on: September 24, 2015, 04:36:10 AM »
Next week I get a 1 week holiday, and then the 10 week Term 4 starts.

Term 4 was supposed to be my last term of schooling ever, but I'm doing an extra term of college next year to wrap things up.

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Off Topic / Re: Have I found the blockland graveyard hour?
« on: September 24, 2015, 04:35:13 AM »
6:35PM here. Not really much to say or do on the forums.

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Games / Re: Post all your consoles & games thread
« on: September 24, 2015, 01:03:16 AM »
I'll do you forgeters one better; a list of all the games I've played/owned (not including Steam games). Note; There's a few missing and I haven't listed my PC models yet.

PS1 - SCPH-9002
   -Formula 1 '98
   -Jeremy McGrath Supercross 2000 (6th Birthday, 2000)
   -Rugrats Search For Reptar (2000 or later)
   -Rugrats Studio Tour (2000 or later, came from Video Ezy)
   -V-Rally '98 Championship Edition
   -Star Wars: Episode I The Phantom Menace (Demo) - Australian Playstation Magazine (1999-08-30) + Full Game (via Nathaniel)
   -Destruction Derby
   -Hot Wheels: Turbo Racing
   -Dave PS1 FPS game - Medal of Honor 1/Disruptor/Armorines: Project S.W.A.T.
   -Gran Turismo (demo version) (Christmas 1998, was given away with PS1 consoles!) + Gran Turismo (full version)
   -Gran Turismo 2
   -Harry Potter & the Philosopher's Stone
   -Harry Poter & the Chamber of Secrets (played on an emulator muuuuch later, but did I ever play it on a PS1?)
   -Inspector Gadget: Gadget's Crazy Maze
   -Ape Escape
   -Armorines: Project S.W.A.T. (might be Medal of Honor 1/Disruptor)
   -Stock Car Racer

PS2 Slim - SCPH-70002
   -Spyro: Enter the Dragonfly/A Hero's Tail - One at Brendan's House, One at Lollipops Playland
   -The Simpsons: Hit & Run - Martin's House
   -Crash Bandicoot: Wrath of Cortex
   -Ricky Ponting Internation Cricket 2005
   -LEGO Star Wars
   -LEGO Star Wars II: The Original Saga
   -Ratchet & Clank 3: Up Your Arsenal
   -Ratchet & Clank: Gladiator
   -Ratchet & Clank 2: Locked & Loaded
   -Ratchet & Clank
   -Gran Turismo 3: ASpec
   -TOCA Race Driver 2 (V8 Supercars 2 in Australia)
   -Need for Speed: Most Wanted - Black Edition
   -Singstar Pop
   -Singstar Rocks
   -Burnout 3: Takedown

PS3 Super Slim - CECH-4202A
   -Ratchet & Clank: Tools of Destruction
   -Ratchet & Clank: Quest for Booty
   -Ratchet & Clank: A Crack in Time
   -Ratchet & Clank: QForce
   -Ratchet & Clank: Into the Nexus
   -The Ratchet & Clank Collection
   -Ratchet & Clank: Deadlocked HD
   -Jak and Daxter: The Precursor Legacy (The Jak and Daxter Trilogy)
   -The Last of Us
   -Journey (Journey: Collector's Edition)
   -Shadow of the Colossus
   -Kingdom Hearts
   -BEYOND: Two Souls
   -Heavy Rain
   -Scott Pilgrim vs The World
   -Motorstorm Apocalypse (Store Units)

PSP - 1002
   -Daxter
   -V8 Supercars Australia 2
   -Star Wars Battlefront: Renegade Squadron
   -UMD Demo Disc (Vol. 1)
   -LEGO Star Wars II: The Original Trilogy

PS Vita - 2002
   -Duke Nukem 3D
   -Playstation All-Stars: Battle Royale
   -Spelunky
   -Daxter
   -God of War: Chains of Olympus
   -Killzone: Liberation

Xbox - Unknown
   -RalliSport Challenge 2
   -Star Wars: Battlefront
   -Star Wars: Battlefront 2
   -Halo 2
   -Timesplitters 2
   -Armed and Dangerous
   -Turok: Evolution
   -Super Monkey Ball Deluxe
   -The Elder Scrolls III: Morrowind
   -Marvel Ultimate Alliance 1/2

Xbox 360 - Unknown (Nathaniel) and Xbox 360 Arcade (256MB Memory Unit, Likely "Falcon")
   -Tom Clancy's Rainbow Six: Vegas
   -Xbox Live Arcade compilation disc (Uno, Boom Boom Rocket)
   -SEGA Superstars Tennis
   -Sonic Unleashed
   -Halo 3 Limited Edition
   -Need for Speed: Undercover
   -The Simpsons Game
   -Project Gotham Racing 3
   -LEGO Star Wars: The Complete Saga
   -Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince
   -Halo 3: ODST
   -The Orange Box
   -Halo Wars
   -Call of Duty 4: Modern Warfare
   -Grand Theft Auto IV
   -Mass Effect
   -Singularity
   -Halo: Reach Legendary Edition
   -Need for Speed: Hot Pursuit
   -WWE SmackDown vs. Raw 2008
   -WWE SmackDown vs. Raw 2010 - Tim's place, had story designer)
   -Saint's Row 2
   -H.A.W.X. Demo
   -Pure Demo
   -Minecraft Xbox 360 Edition
   -Grand Theft Auto V
   -Tom Clancy's Rainbow Six Vegas 2
   -Battlefield: Bad Company 2

Nintendo 64 - Unknown
   -Unknown

Nintendo Gamecube - Unknown
   -Worms 3D

Nintendo DS Lite
   -4 Games in 1 - Monopoly, Boggle, Yahtzee, Battleship
   -The Sims 2
   -Dr Kawashima's Brain Training
   -Bionicle Heroes
   -Call of Duty 4: Modern Warfare
   -LEGO Star Wars: The Complete Saga
   -Battles of Prince of Persia
   -Star Wars Episode III: Revenge of the Sith

DOS
   -My Favorite Monster
   -Kids on Site

PC
   -The Wolf Among Us
   -Halo PC/CE
   -Halo 2 Vista
   -Kid's Craze Race Cars (Toyland Racing, Tonka Raceway, LEGO Racers 2)
   -Kid's Craze LEGO (LEGO Island Xtreme Stunts, LEGO LOCO, LEGO Rock Raiders)
   -K-Zone Rocks (Action Man Destruction X (Demo), Ratbags at Windy Towers (Demo), Monopoly Tycoon (Demo))
   -Learning Land:
      At the Playground
      Biff's Birthday
      At the Funfair
      Let's go shopping
      Tim's got a cold
      Seaside Fun
      In the garden
      Down on the farm
      Let's Go Shopping
   -Crayola Make A Masterpiece
   -Fatty Bear's Birthday Surprise
   -Pajama Sam: No Need to Hide When it's Dark Outside
   -Blue's Clues: Blue's Birthday Adventure
   -Putt-Putt Goes To The Moon
   -Putt-Putt Joins the Parade
   -Putt-Putt Enters the Race
   -Humongous Entertainment's Interactive Demo Sampler:
      Pajama Sam In No Need to Hide When It's Dark Outside
      Freddi Fish 2: The Case of the Haunted Schoolhouse
      Putt-Putt Saves the Zoo
      Freddi Fish and the Case of the Missing Kelp Seeds
      Let's Explore the Airport
      Spy Fox in Dry Cereal (Demo)
   -Tonka Search & Rescue
   -Tonka Raceway   -Turns out I own another disc
   -Tonka Garage
   -Tonka Workshop
   -Tonka Dig n' Rigs
   -Zelda Classic
   -SpongeBob SquarePants: Lights, Camera, Pants!
   -Facade
   -ROM CHECK FAIL
   -Microsoft Flight Simulator X Gold Edition
   -Trackmania Nations Forever
   -V8 Supercars Australia Race Driver
   -Jurassic Park: Operation Genesis
   -Hard Truck: 18 Wheels of Steel
   -Freespace 2
   -N
   -Sid Meier's Pirates! Demo
   -Sam & Max: Hit the Road
   -Hot Wheels: Mechanix
   -Matchbox: Emergency Patrol
   -Matchbox Cross Town Heroes
   -Need for Speed Underground
   -Need for Speed Underground 2
   -Need for Speed III: Hot Pursuit
   -Need for Speed: Hot Pursuit 2
   -Need for Speed Most Wanted
   -Trainz Simulator 2009
   -The Sims
   -The Sims 2 Ultimate Edition (+Retail CD and OFB Expansion)
   -The Sims 3 (with a bunch of expansions)
   -Jurassic Park III: Danger Zone!
   -Treasure Cove!
   -Babyz
   -Cashflow the E-Game
   -Cashflow for Kids
   -Lilo & Stitch: Trouble in Paradise
   -Monsters Inc: Bowling for Screams
   -America's Army: Special Forces (Overmatch)
   -Savage: Battle for Newerth
   -F.E.A.R. Extraction Point (Demo)
   -Rugrats Go Wild
   -CrCIA Team: Ambulance Driver
   -JumpStart Animal Adventures
   -Blinky Bill Preview CD-ROM (Blinky Bill Ghost Cave + Blinky Bill's Extraordinary Balloon Adventure + Blinky Bill and the Magician + Blinky Bull's Print and Play + Play and Learn with Blinky Bill)
   -JumpStart Explorers
   -Kellog's LCM Shrek 2 Adventure Disc
   -Nodtronics Racing Trilogy (Highway Racing + Midnight Street Racing + Speed Thief)
   -Drawn The Painted Tower
   -Drawn 2: Dark Flight
   -The Wild Thornberrys Rambler
   -Mass Effect 3
   -Burnout Paradise
   -Dead Space
   -Grand Theft Auto
   -Grand Theft Auto II
   -The Movies
   -Assassin's Creed 3
   -Far Cry 3
   -Far Cry 4
   -Bejeweled 3
   -Peggle Extreme
   -Dragon Age
   -Midtown Madness 2
   -Rugrats in Paris
   -Beneath a Steel Sky
   -The Witcher 2 Enchanced Edition
   -Flyff
   -Bus Driver
   -Stuart Little: Big City Adventures
   -Fallout 3: Game of the Year Edition
   -Max & Marie Go Shopping
   -Lizzie Mcguire: Fashion All Over It
   -International Cricket Captain
   -Kid Pix Deluxe 3
   -Play and Learn: Science Experiments
   -Bad Toys 3D
   -Minecraft
   -LEGOLAND
   -LEGO Island (German)
   -LEGO Creator
   -LEGO Rock Raiders
   -LEGO The Lord of the Rings
   -LEGO Alpha Team
   -LEGO Racers (2 Different Discs)
   -LEGO Stunt Rally + Demo
   -LEGO 10-in-1 Pack (LEGO Racers 2, LEGO Island 2, LEGO Island Xtreme Stunts, LEGO Drome Racers, LEGO Bionicle, LEGO LOCO, LEGO Football Mania, LEGO Galidor, LEGO Chess, LEGO Creator)

For Steam Games:

https://steamdb.info/calculator/?player=McJobless&currency=us

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Off Topic / Re: Windows 10 Partitioning Issue.
« on: September 23, 2015, 08:06:52 PM »
I see, but would 3% fragmentation really cause only 518 megabytes to be available?
Any fragmentation could potentially cause such a thing if some parts of your files were scattered over the entire HDD.

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Off Topic / Re: Windows 10 Partitioning Issue.
« on: September 23, 2015, 08:04:28 PM »
You have a HDD. On it exist files, some of which can't be moved because they're in active use by the system. The files aren't in a linear position; as you delete and add files, they become fragmented, so that parts of the files exist in entirely different locations.

Windows is complaining because parts of the unmoveable files exist all over your HDD. In order for you to make partitions, you have to defragment it first so the unmoveable files can possibly be put back together (in a way of speaking) and moved to an earlier chunk of your HDD.

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Off Topic / Re: Most Intense Top 5 Final Boss OST's
« on: September 23, 2015, 06:56:27 PM »
If I could, all 5 would be from Ratchet & Clank 3's soundtrack, but you only want end-game songs.


The last three have a bit of warm-up before they get to the awesome bit, while the first 2 take all the tension you've had over the entire game and make you want to ground-pound your enemies into fine dirt.

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Off Topic / Re: why don't australians just leave their island
« on: September 22, 2015, 04:38:55 PM »
Dem cassowaries though
Cassowaries are pussies.

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Off Topic / Re: why don't australians just leave their island
« on: September 22, 2015, 06:00:07 AM »
The emus
Don't joke about the Emus. We've had serious problems with them.

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