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Games / Re: Life is Strange - A five-part episodic game

« on: September 21, 2015, 11:04:05 PM »

BUMP: Episode 5 releases on October 20!

Well, it might. I am excite, though. Just like for the previous episode, I'll be home and awake right as the game launches.

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Off Topic / Re: minority report

« on: September 21, 2015, 08:35:29 PM »

how do you have love with a toshiba?

You don't forget it; it forgets you.

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Off Topic / Re: why don't australians just leave their island

« on: September 21, 2015, 08:32:06 PM »

i can't drink underage

That's what they want you to think.

But seriously, IIRC the actual laws here only apply in public venues and the drinking age is 18.

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Off Topic / Re: why don't australians just leave their island

« on: September 21, 2015, 07:56:38 PM »

Marmite doesn't have a theme-song.

https://youtu.be/f3MLY135xoU?t=130

Weeeeeeee're...
HAPPY LITTLE VEGEMITES AS BRIGHT AS BRIGHT CAN BE.
WE ALL ENJOY OUR VEGEMITE FOR BREAKFAST, LUNCH AND TEA,
BECAUSE WE LOVE OUR VEGEMITE,
WE ALL ADORE OUR VEGEMITE,
IT PUTS A ROSE IN EVEEEERRY CHEEK!

forgeters.

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Off Topic / Re: why don't australians just leave their island

« on: September 21, 2015, 07:51:39 PM »

you lot love vegemite which goes to show you lot are a bunch of nutjobs in general

Vegemite = spreadable beer = a vagina after a heavy night of drinking

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Off Topic / Re: why don't australians just leave their island

« on: September 21, 2015, 07:31:59 PM »

wait, so do i drink the piss to become intoxicated enough?

Piss = Beer, since it tastes like utter piss anyway.

Just have a swig until you can't construct a cohesive sentence and then you'll be speaking like an Australian.

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Off Topic / Re: why don't australians just leave their island

« on: September 21, 2015, 07:26:35 PM »

i'm confused at this thread

You're not intoxicated enough. Get on the piss, mate.

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Off Topic / Re: why don't australians just leave their island

« on: September 21, 2015, 07:25:34 PM »

You mean you spent all your time polishing your cricket balls?

I think you'll find that it's the English who have to polish their balls; we can just stand around and gloat.

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Off Topic / Re: why don't australians just leave their island

« on: September 21, 2015, 07:19:43 PM »

listen here chump, i'd like to see you and your buddies face off against a horde of angry maori and their mountain ranges!

By the time they finish their loving Haka we've already bombed them, pissed on them and finished a heavy night of drinking to celebrate.

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Off Topic / Re: why don't australians just leave their island

« on: September 21, 2015, 05:05:19 PM »

new zealand is far superior to australia

Oh forget off. They're a bunch of sheep-shagging, fish-loving, kiwi-squeezing limp-richards with 0% defence force.

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Off Topic / Re: Cyndago is at its End.

« on: September 21, 2015, 05:02:24 PM »

Additionally, according to Wikipedia he is the result of race mixing between Whites and Koreans so that's another mark against him.

It's nice to know that we're growing our own little Riddlers on this forum.

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Off Topic / Re: Problem With Skype's Connection

« on: September 21, 2015, 07:00:39 AM »

Was well aware of this. I logged out and logged in without any issues. All Skype chats are working fine; just calls and online presence that's broken.

PS: In future, don't listen to Tumblr. This is the official Skype maintenance/status blog which gets updated quickly.

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Off Topic / Re: Night Thread - Night 6

« on: September 21, 2015, 06:21:14 AM »

8:21PM AEST. Just writing stories.

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Off Topic / Re: Met this chick today, should I go for it?

« on: September 20, 2015, 10:33:25 PM »

Also another hinderance, I've only asked like two girls out in my life, neither of which were very serious.

This isn't a job. You don't need a resume.

Just an erect flag to show your support ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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Off Topic / Re: Met this chick today, should I go for it?

« on: September 20, 2015, 10:29:15 PM »

I can't legally drive yet.

That makes it more exciting.