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Games / Re: Why is steam refund bs only 2 hours?
« on: September 14, 2015, 06:00:24 PM »
Any good game gives you a good taste within 10 minutes. That's one of the golden rules of game design. 2 hours is MORE than enough.
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Games / Re: Tatsumi Kimishima named new Nintendo President
« on: September 14, 2015, 05:48:10 PM »
The guy also ran a bank for something like 3 decades. The point is that Nintendo right now needs somebody who can pull them out of the financial hole they've been digging, and I think he might just be the guy to do it.
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Off Topic / Re: Tony Abbott got replaced by Malcom Turnbull as prime pinister of Australia
« on: September 14, 2015, 05:42:27 PM »
Malcom "I'm Rich Please forget Me" Turnip is only slightly better than Tony Abbott. The last time a party had a leadership change before an election, they lost. Guess it's time for Labour to go again.
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Off Topic / Re: Post real life pictures of yourself.
« on: September 14, 2015, 05:38:33 PM »
Went to a costume party as a stuffty Aiden Pierce. Ubisoft didn't want to lend me the proper costume.
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Off Topic / Re: BLF, how do YOU cure a cold?
« on: September 13, 2015, 09:22:07 PM »
Extremely rough love.
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Off Topic / Re: Happy Programmer's day!
« on: September 13, 2015, 09:01:15 PM »#include <stdio.h> //Must have # as it's a precompiler instruction; must use stdio.h for printf, not stdlib.hIt's been a long time since I touched C, but I think that's it.
int main (int argc, char *argv[]) //Better to stick to standards; this will give you a "string" (and the number of inputs, which is irrelevant but w/e)
{
if(argv[1] == "-flame-") //This I'm not sure on since I haven't done char comparisons in years, but I think it works
{
printf("I fixed your goddam program.\n"); //The forget was with the ","" stuff?
}
return 0; //In C, generally good to return an error index. Also, closing curly brace doesn't have a semi-colon? The forget?
}
That said, I don't know what TurboC is so I'm probably grasping at straws.
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Off Topic / Re: Happy Programmer's day!
« on: September 13, 2015, 05:32:43 PM »more of a 2048 man myselfYou need to step it up, bitch. 4096 is where it's at.
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Off Topic / Re: Happy Programmer's day!
« on: September 13, 2015, 05:26:16 PM »
using UnityEngine;
using System.Collections;
public class ProgrammersDay : MonoBehaviour
{
void Start()
{
Debug.Log("Back to work, forgeters."); //TODO: Add a function that kicks people in the balls
Application.Quit();
}
}
using System.Collections;
public class ProgrammersDay : MonoBehaviour
{
void Start()
{
Debug.Log("Back to work, forgeters."); //TODO: Add a function that kicks people in the balls
Application.Quit();
}
}
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Off Topic / Re: has anyone else had this issue with windows 10?
« on: September 13, 2015, 07:19:12 AM »alright this is really starting to piss me the forget off, the internet is loving stuff and is taking for ever to load sometimes. Yet again microsoft can't make a loving operating system perfectly without loving it up, loving microsoft cuntsOr you might just be a handicap?
Windows 10 is a highly complex bit of software that covers thousands of sub-systems and needs to be able to support a huge catalogue of hardware devices. They need to be able to perform a significant amount of functions while utilising only a tiny amount of processing time so many of your programs run "smoothly". Some of the worlds smartest minds are required to make the whole thing come together.
But because you (AND ONLY YOU) are having Internet problems, it's clearly the fault of a giant company whose entire product is focused on making a smooth, online-connected experience. And it absolutely effects everybody. And clearly they're cunts for letting you have the OS for free so you can bitch about your own incompetence.
You're a right tosser.
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Off Topic / Re: Which video game character would you fall for
« on: September 12, 2015, 10:07:31 PM »
A famous hacker/singer with red hair, a giant sword and a bike. Do want.
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Off Topic / Re: Taking a game programming class...
« on: September 11, 2015, 05:00:14 PM »
I can't believe Foxscoth and sir dooble are arguing FOR censorship. If there's any one way to spread disinformation and prevent people from maturing and learning it's by limiting expression to be "kid-friendly".
Violence is not just physical. Violence involves negative intent in any form of conflict. Games are based on conflict-resolution and cause/effect. You're essentially preventing somebody from learning about how good game design works for the sake of some handicapped viewpoint that video games cause violence. That's where I draw the loving line in the sand. You can't limit expression because your country has a problem with guns; making games involving guns is the best way to express and teach people about safe operation.
My bet is this teacher is enough of a goddam pain in the arse that they'll interpret anything vaguely like the act of shooting (such as a Tetris block launching blocks at other blocks) as a crime.
Violence is not just physical. Violence involves negative intent in any form of conflict. Games are based on conflict-resolution and cause/effect. You're essentially preventing somebody from learning about how good game design works for the sake of some handicapped viewpoint that video games cause violence. That's where I draw the loving line in the sand. You can't limit expression because your country has a problem with guns; making games involving guns is the best way to express and teach people about safe operation.
My bet is this teacher is enough of a goddam pain in the arse that they'll interpret anything vaguely like the act of shooting (such as a Tetris block launching blocks at other blocks) as a crime.
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Games / Re: How do I install LEGO Island on Win8?
« on: September 11, 2015, 06:52:16 AM »
Start a forum topic on this website. We have a bunch of tutorials and notes to help out for all the golden LEGO games.
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Off Topic / Re: Taking a game programming class...
« on: September 11, 2015, 06:50:06 AM »
Absolutely loving handicapped. Well played, education system.
really, the game programming classes offered at public school (i'm assuming that's where you are) are terrible. just learn online.Most programming lessons online are loving awful and documentation isn't geared towards newbies. At least with a teacher they can walk you through it.
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Off Topic / Re: Apple unveils the iPhone 6s and 6s Plus
« on: September 10, 2015, 03:50:15 PM »damn this forum has so kind people
has so kind people
has so kindAt least Windows users know how to spell and use proper grammar. :)
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Forum Games / Re: YOU CRINGE YOU LOSE
« on: September 09, 2015, 07:38:00 PM »McJob confirmed not AustralianJust trying to make the BLF a better place by removing the taint of bogans :)