This is how to make a cake in 15 easy steps for you and the wife! (Do not use this if you have children under 20)

1#
Get your wife to get in the kitchen
2#Tell her to get flour and put it in the bowl.
3# Ask her for remote
4#tell her to put a damn egg in
5# MAke that 2 eggs
6#Stir it
7# Put on the game
8# Get a flat cake pan
9# Put it in the oven and wait 15 mins
10# Yell at your husband to get off his lazy ass
11# Take cake out
12# Put icing and sprinkles on
13# Let your husband eat it and you.
14# Get your wife to clean it up.
15# TEH END