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Off Topic / What was THE best thing to happen to this forum?

« on: December 29, 2015, 03:22:16 PM »

Petition any thread/drama/forum-wide saga that happened on the BLF, preferably with links to relevant topics or screenshots.

maybe there'll be a poll

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Off Topic / what youtube channels are you subscribed to

« on: December 11, 2015, 11:21:46 AM »

i basically deleted my YT account and i'm trying to resubscribe on a new one to all of the people worth subscribing to, but i can't remember them all

i distinctly remembered being subscribed to a good chunk of the same ones some forumers were subscribed to, so that's why i'm asking

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Off Topic / actually, got a better idea. thx though

« on: December 02, 2015, 08:03:36 PM »

my uncle took me running since my aunt isn't up to going to the gym as much and i'm exhausted. i've already done my homework, so now i'm p much at a loss for what i should do

so i've got a poll with some options as to what i should do

and you guys can yell at me for asking you what i should do

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Off Topic / "Unidentified Flying Objects" includes missiles

« on: November 08, 2015, 01:26:35 PM »

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yu7mNmqJJ10

whatever the forget it was, it looked amazing

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Forum Games / The Jongest Lourney (Forum Game ft. Lego) -we can finally kill people again-

« on: November 03, 2015, 09:13:04 PM »

Combat and actions in this game will be loosely based around the mechanics for BrikWars.

At my discretion, the forum's character can get perks and increase certain skills simply by training or by experience.

Aside from that, whatever our poor character does is at your mercy. Preferably within reason for a human or some other similar lower lifeform.

You've woken up in another bed, another house, and possibly another city.



You groggily look to your left from under the mismatching covers of the bed only to find that a woman has had her head severed from her body. The sight of it immediately wakes you up from your drowsy state.



But more importantly than that, you can't remember where you're from, what your name is, how you got where you are, or even what you are.

Let's think hard about some of the more pressing questions.

Are you male, female, or something less binary?

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Off Topic / should whites be taxed for being white?

« on: October 26, 2015, 11:55:28 PM »

like we're talking either slip n drip or scoot n shoot

just wondering

new question

new-er question

the newest edition

the real questions are being asked now

FOLLOW-UP QUESTION

new personal question

the psych-brown townysis continues

loving help me

the moment you've all been waiting for

he's hungry

oh my

it's just a prank bro

where do i get this stuff from

absolutely

whoa hey guys

pop 10 entrepreneur les under your toenails or 10 in your gums

eat your dad's rotting corpse or vote for donald Annoying Orange

are you circumcised

could you take a diglett up the ass

is "illegal immigrant" a phrase on par with "monday"?

prolapsed urethra or prolapsed rectum

should homoloveuality be mandatory

if everyone on earth had a richard and interjected in the same direction at once...

would you crawl back inside your mother's womb for one wish?

forget a worm or face torture until you die

cheese-its or cheese nips

is it cannibalism if you swallow the cum

you're forced to suck cat richard, dog richard, or horse richard; which one?

are there good memes and bad memes?

who's more important: muslims or gays?

lick a Broid's navel or a mongoloid's navel?

have love with Hillary Clinton or Donald Annoying Orange... whoever you do not choose becomes president of the united states

OSes become people and go on a love crusade - who dominates your starfish?

Would you exchange snake circumference for length?

twerking or dabbing?

should richards forget pussies or starfishs?

Will you side with Freek no matter what?

who is the worst forumer right now

was this the worst year ever??

will Annoying Orange sMASH that MF patriarchy?

should whites be taxed for being white?

should child molestation be socially acceptable?

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Off Topic / I want an Android phone

« on: October 09, 2015, 05:37:45 PM »

hoping some of you might be able to help me make a good decision/verify the validity of the current plan i have

I'm interested in getting a Moto G 3rd Gen phone. If there's a better alternative, I'd like to see one within the $100-$200 range.

also, have any of you had experience with rooting your android phone/installing a custom ROM? I feel like that's something I'd like to do, seeing as I've been hearing that Motorola isn't exactly the best at pushing updates or something.

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Off Topic / [forgetin my stuff life up blog - haven't quit; just nothing to say lol 💪👀👌]

« on: September 28, 2015, 06:52:29 PM »

I'm loving 18 years old and I have nothing to offer to anyone, nor am I doing anything with my life and I'm sick of it. I'm overweight at 275 pounds, none of it a significant amount of muscle. I'm unable to focus on anything, especially my homework, which is something I desperately need to get done before September of next year. My parents haven't instilled any sense of discipline in me in any fashion, but I can't blame them anymore. I'm taking this stuffty life, sculpting it into an immaculate masterpiece, and loving it in the starfish I'm going to tear in it.

I'm going to do something significant every day and I'm going to post about it in this thread every day.

It's time for me to kill (bad habits),
and it's time for (the old) me to die (figuratively).

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Forum Games / Blockland Forums, MD

« on: August 28, 2015, 01:28:18 PM »

This is a simple game!
Simply post an illness or a problem, and the below user will diagnose it for you, then post a problem/illness of their own!
Example:
Player 1: I can't lift my arms!

Player 2: You have acute dysentery and 24 hours to live.
I spent all of my money gambling!

Player 3: You are suffering from compulsive gambling addiction... and AIDS
I can't see anything!

Player 4: ebola
...

So I'll start:

All of my fingernails have fallen off.

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Off Topic / turning 18 soon, need help surviving in the REAL world

« on: August 11, 2015, 12:59:35 PM »

so like

i'm gonna be a legal "adult"

how do i start living independently without dying or screwing something up

because like i've been sheltered because my parents are literally insane

so what do i do (general tips would help...)

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Off Topic / let it all out v4: feels before reals edition

« on: August 06, 2015, 09:02:25 PM »

i wanted to make this thread because i wanted to let it all out and the other thread(s) is dead

so anyway my mother is yelling at my dad because he didn't tell anyone he forgot to pick up his meds

she's so completely blinded by her feelings that she can't even see she's acting worse than he is (which isn't really anything)

i wanna kill her but you know, prison and all.

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Off Topic / i just furiously masturbated to a character i made in fallout 3 AMA

« on: August 04, 2015, 02:36:01 PM »

i'm proud of it. i love sculpting faces

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Off Topic / [ROUND 2 NOMINATIONS] THE BLF OLYMPICS: SWAMP IS WORST!!! WHO IS SECOND?

« on: July 29, 2015, 02:00:07 PM »

WELCOME TO THE BLF OLYMPICS!!!!
IT IS HERE THAT YOU WILL DETERMINE WHO IS THE WORST FORUMER

ALL THE WAY UP TO THE BEST FORUMER


WE WILL NOMINATE TEN FORUMERS FOR EACH ROUND AND VOTE FOR THE WORST ONE, WORKING OUR WAY UP TO BADSPOT...

unless someone happens to be a better forumer than him lmao i just used him as an example because everybody looks up to him or something

AS OF JULY 31ST 2015, SWAMPIVOROUS IS THE WORST FORUM USER!!!!!



BUT WHO IS SLIGHTLY BETTER THAN SWAMPIVOROUS?!? NOMINATIONS ARE OPEN!!!!

THE NOMINEES FOR ROUND TWO ARE:
MoltenKitten!

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Off Topic / my nose exploded

« on: July 22, 2015, 11:19:12 AM »

For the past couple of days, there has been a red spot on the tip of my nose. I had assumed that it would go away on its own but I was mistaken.

This morning, I noticed that there was a painful pressure building in the afflicted area. Naturally I wanted to observe what was happening immediately, so I showed myself to the bathroom to examine my nose in the mirror. What I saw was an increasingly bulbous red bump on the tip of my nose. I had considered leaving it be and living my life as Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer, but ultimately, I saw it fit to put an end to this sick game.

With haste, I leaned in towards the mirror, applied both index fingers to the area surrounding the bulbous mass of flesh, and began applying force. What occurred next seemed as if it had happened in slow motion from my perspective. There was an audible *POP*, and a chunk of solid puss blasted against the mirror with a stream of liquid goo trailing behind it, squirting all over what would be the cork holding back the floodgates. This triggered a reaction in the surrounding area, causing yellowish-white substances with the consistency of putty to ooze out of the pores on my nose.

It was over, and my nose was deflated. All that remained was flaccid flesh swirling around in a pool of blood before I wiped away the mess.

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Off Topic / new laptop has a stuck pixel

« on: July 02, 2015, 04:58:46 PM »

how do I fix it? I'm currently running a pixel-fixing software over it that flashes the pixel red, green, blue, black, and white, but it says it has to run for several hours.