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Games / Re: Starbound Megathread - Winter Update Soon

« on: January 23, 2015, 07:30:20 PM »

let me know when they fix the core mechanics of the game

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Off Topic / Re: You have a time machine, but can only use it once.

« on: January 23, 2015, 06:09:37 PM »

go to the future, obtain a more than once time machine, go to 1888 and rape.

no technology to prove I did anything u fegts

take me with youuuu

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Creativity / Re: OC megathread - WOOAHAHAH!H!HH! ACTUALLY UPDATED

« on: January 23, 2015, 05:46:11 PM »

Well yeesh I didn't intend for it to be that offensive to him. I'm sorry for posting like that, I'd edit it but it already got quoted so whatever. And you probably won't forgive me for saying it anyway as it was pretty douchey when I looked at it again.

when did you turn into a loving pansy

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Off Topic / Re: You have a time machine, but can only use it once.

« on: January 23, 2015, 05:35:16 PM »

But don't robots not have feelings or Emotions?

I guess that's the appeal. 

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Off Topic / Re: this video was the definition of 7 years ago

« on: January 23, 2015, 05:31:27 PM »

Snoop Nye the Slamguy's Dreamland
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t54QQ3enkes

That one's a favorite of mine.

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Off Topic / Re: this video was the definition of 7 years ago

« on: January 23, 2015, 05:21:08 PM »

http://youtu.be/cgS_hEmgAUM

we need a megathread for this stuffe

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Off Topic / Re: this video was the definition of 7 years ago

« on: January 23, 2015, 05:18:58 PM »

beautiful

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Off Topic / Re: You have a time machine, but can only use it once.

« on: January 23, 2015, 05:02:49 PM »

I'd travel to the past, invest in stuff, and forget as many women as possible because lowered inhibitions motherforgeter

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Forum Games / Re: Act In-Character as Your Avatars

« on: January 23, 2015, 04:51:44 PM »

I WILL loving EAT YOU ASFASDASFASD

*puff*

"what the forget is wrong with you"

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Forum Games / Re: Cannabis City: LIVE (a user-generated tale) -WHOA-

« on: January 23, 2015, 04:46:00 PM »

get pregnant

with snoop's child

Wendy is immediately woken up with morning-sickness, realizing that she is impregnated with Snoop Dogg's child.

eat snoop's bones

Wendy is compelled by her raging pregnancy hunger to eat Snoop's bones. The hornyness of the situation gives her a raging boner.

dawn his hoodie and make yourself a superhero.

Putting on Snoop's hoodie, Wendy has become a superhero by unknown means. She's also temporarily drawn in a slightly better fashion. Maybe this will give some purpose to her rather insignificant powers.

Turn him into weed

Wendy uses her "head magic" to turn Snoop Dogg's corpse into a pile of weed.

and blaze the hell out of him

She proceeds to blaze that stuff because it's loving #2015

So what does Wendy do next? This room is getting stuffy.

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Forum Games / Cannabis City: LIVE (a user-generated tale) -WHOA-

« on: January 23, 2015, 04:45:20 PM »

Previous topic: http://forum.blockland.us/index.php?topic=268931.0

Event Timeline:
Citizen was determined to have feminine physique, mammary glands, and red eyes with green irises

Citizen's mammary glands were enhanced to excess

Citizen was given a "cool" hat and bunny ears for nipples

Citizen reverted back to previous feminine physique, was given "cool" clothes as well as ears and a nose

Citizen was given weed to smoke, determined to have fought in a war and lost a leg; prosthetic peg-leg made of condensed hemp-wood

Citizen got super high and began to make their way to Taco Bell

Citizen encountered a hostile, armless Jew along the way

Citizen attempts to pummel Jew but fails to follow through

Citizen then preached scientology to the Jew as he was given a lawsuit, thus killing him

Citizen proceeded to steal the Jew's legs

Citizen arrived at destination, Taco Bell; Chapter 2 starts

Citizen kills entire Taco Bell staff, gets pink-eye, and jacks into a box

Citizen steals a truck to load up all of Taco Bell's tacos

Citizen attains psychic powers and turns the establishment into a pile of weed, then proceeds to blaze it

Citizen (now known as Wendy) returns home and meets Snoop Dogg

Wendy and Snoop blaze some weed and fall asleep

Wendy wakes up to find Snoop Dogg dead and converted to Cannabis City standard

Wendy is pregnant with Snoop's child

Wendy eats Snoop's bones

Wendy puts on Snoop Dogg's old hoodie and becomes a superhero

Wendy then turns Snoop Dogg into weed and blazes it #yoloswag2015

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Forum Games / Re: cannabis city (a user-generated tale) (chaptr two) -i'm not dead-

« on: January 23, 2015, 03:10:53 PM »

i know what i must do

Good job; give me a little bit.

the story will go on

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Games / Re: Club Nintendo shutting down July 1st, 2015, Flipnote Studio 3D given as a gift

« on: January 23, 2015, 12:47:00 PM »

I remember making flipnotes everyday

i remember loveting on hatena

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Games / Re: Identity - a modern-day open-world MMORPG

« on: January 23, 2015, 12:26:07 AM »

I dunno, I like the lack of AI thing.

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Games / Re: Identity - a modern-day open-world MMORPG

« on: January 23, 2015, 12:15:32 AM »

There's no point pretending you're excited for something when, in your mind, you're beyond doubt that it's going to fail. People need to stop pissing their budgie smugglers because somebody criticises a game (idea).

Well, nobody can be forced to be optimistic.

I'll still happily hope the game works out, even with the knowledge that it has the probability of failure.