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Off Topic / Re: day discussion topic i guess [day 63]
« on: September 13, 2016, 11:49:45 AM »
why couldn't the chicken cross the road
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Games / Re: No Man's Sky: Support Thread
« on: September 13, 2016, 01:57:23 AM »
"no guy buy"
"no one's buy"
"no one's buy"
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Forum Games / Re: YOU LAUGH YOU LOSE v666
« on: September 12, 2016, 05:39:50 PM »If I had a dollar for every night spent with your mother, I'd have two-many dollars
You'd be penniless.
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Off Topic / Re: silly racism thread
« on: September 12, 2016, 05:37:00 PM »
Are you having the stroke.
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Off Topic / Re: Do you think moths are cute?
« on: September 12, 2016, 04:31:35 PM »Talk about taking a mothful
a mothful of shotgun
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Off Topic / Re: Idubbz Roasts Leafy
« on: September 12, 2016, 04:30:16 PM »its like an autist making fun of someone for being an autist
I don't watch his content enough. What's wrong with idubbz?
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Off Topic / Re: [NEWS] Hillary Clinton faints at 9/11 memorial service and leaves early
« on: September 12, 2016, 03:06:05 PM »Why are people voting for hillary? She kills people who get in her way. Benghazi. emails
what loving else
What else? Not voting for her.
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Off Topic / Re: Do you think moths are cute?
« on: September 12, 2016, 03:03:25 PM »totally forgetable
totally
forgetable
we understand you like acting as depraved as possible but why would you post the same thing twice. not enough attention the first time?
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Drama / Re: Lord tony | Definition of twat
« on: September 12, 2016, 02:30:56 PM »It's just psuedoscience bullstuff he uses to appear intellectual and calculating. The image he was trying to invoke with his initial post was that he's supposed to be the stoic and logical being in the relationship with his supposedly emotional and overbearing ex-girlfriend. This sort of faux-nihilistic worldview is a common trait in emotionally stunted manchildren.
I think it's just another case of "master trol XD" though.
I mean, he's made such a meme of himself to the point where I wouldn't imagine he could actually genuinely be the kind of person he acts like on this board.
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Forum Games / Re: The Harambe Flambé: Rutabaga Omega (Forum Game ft. Lego)
« on: September 12, 2016, 02:06:35 PM »"If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything."
Text the boss "I was trying to flag down the person who left all of those stop signs in your office, but he's a good hider."
Lie and say that you were evading the cops
You recall that you have two bosses,
and currently the one underground is the one who's upset.
You text back a story about how you had to hide from the fuzz today.
Let's hope he doesn't know anything about their being AWOL.
and currently the one underground is the one who's upset.
You text back a story about how you had to hide from the fuzz today.
Let's hope he doesn't know anything about their being AWOL.
Thanks to how much of a smooth talker you are,
your boss accepts this as an answer and texts back that you better show up next time.
You should really get some sleep, but you don't have enough money for a place to stay tonight...
your boss accepts this as an answer and texts back that you better show up next time.
You should really get some sleep, but you don't have enough money for a place to stay tonight...
(red indicates bad things, penalties, or contraband)
(blue indicates items with further functionality)
Environment:
Time: 11:48 PM, Sunday, 01/17/2027
Exterior Temperature: 67°F
Interior Temperature: N/A
Weather: Mostly Cloudy
Inventory:
-Bloody Shovel
-Revolver (Unloaded)
-Neat Clothes-v
--4 Credits
--Modded Handset, 57% charge
--Overworld I.D.
-Backpack-v
--100 Rounds of Ammo
Information:
Name: Clutch Powers, AKA "Evil"
Armor: 4
Skill: 1d6(-1)
Movement: (15 studs) per action turn
Bonuses and Perks ---
Trichophagiac: Can survive on the nutrients in hair alone.
Charming: 20% chance of receiving +1 to Skill Roll when interacting with women. (Improvable by 10% intervals with training)
Catlike: 20% chance of receiving +1 to Skill Roll when performing maneuvers that require agility. (Improvable by 10% intervals with training)
Smooth Talker: 10% chance of receiving +1 to Skill Roll when conversing. (Improvable by 10% intervals with training)
Ghost: 10% chance of receiving +1 to Skill Roll when performing actions involving stealth. (Improvable by 10% intervals with training)
Powerhouse: 20% chance of receiving +1 to Skill Roll when performing actions involving strength. (Improvable by 10% intervals with training)
Gravedigger: Automatic +1 to Skill Roll when using a shovel. (Improvable by 10% intervals with training)
Status:
Condition: Normal
Hunger: Hungry
Bowels: Loaded
Libido: Loaded
Energy: Very Tired: -1 penalty to Skill Rolls.
Karma: -50
Overall Infamy: 10 (You streaked through the downtown area of a city, broke into an apartment, and assaulted the tenant.)
Immediate Notoriety: 0
Schedule:
(Underworld) Delivery Job: Sunday-Saturday, 7PM-11PM
(Overworld) Stocking Job: Monday-Saturday, 9AM-6PM
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Off Topic / Re: Dab Megathread - Akio goes for the dabbing guinness world record 2016
« on: September 12, 2016, 01:19:05 PM »
tomorrow dab the dab
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Off Topic / Re: day discussion topic i guess [day 62]
« on: September 12, 2016, 12:51:33 PM »
fitbits are forgetin' magical. I've lost six pounds.
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Off Topic / Re: Dab Megathread - Akio goes for the dabbing guinness world record 2016
« on: September 12, 2016, 01:58:30 AM »
I funkin love this thread
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Forum Games / Re: The Stromboli Rigatoni: Gigolo Jabroni (Forum Game ft. Lego)
« on: September 12, 2016, 01:34:04 AM »"Patience is bitter, but its fruit is sweet."
steal every stop sign in the city and put them in your boss' office
die a person
Leave life and fight God
I'm all seriousness steal some things and leave them near your boss's stuff
Shove gun up your ass
Look around for any cops and try to lure them into an alleyway
stuff out literal gold
You attempt to evacuate your bowels
while trying to perform alchemy on the contents.
while trying to perform alchemy on the contents.
You strain yourself so hard that
you forcibly eject the majority of your digestive system.
You're a moron of the best variety: dead.
God also decides not to acknowledge you at all, for obvious reasons.
you forcibly eject the majority of your digestive system.
You're a moron of the best variety: dead.
God also decides not to acknowledge you at all, for obvious reasons.
With the daydreaming out of the way,
you size up the nearest stop sign.
It's going to be difficult to steal these things.
Without the proper equipment, that is.
you size up the nearest stop sign.
It's going to be difficult to steal these things.
Without the proper equipment, that is.
You return to your car
to retrieve your trusty shovel from yesterday,
which is actually quite bloody
considering the way it was used that day.
to retrieve your trusty shovel from yesterday,
which is actually quite bloody
considering the way it was used that day.
You repeatedly beat the base of the stop sign...
And you successfully dislodge it!
(Gravedigger perk acquired! 10% chance to +1 Skill Roll when using shovels.)
You do this several times around this city,
for as many stop signs you know will fit in your boss's office.
(Gravedigger perk acquired! 10% chance to +1 Skill Roll when using shovels.)
You do this several times around this city,
for as many stop signs you know will fit in your boss's office.
32 stop signs ought to send a clear message.
(Gravedigger perk improved by 9! Automatic +1 to Skill Roll when using shovels!)
This unfortunately takes up a large portion of your day.
14 hours have passed, to be exact.
You took care of the little things you usually worry about in between all the back-and-forth.
(Gravedigger perk improved by 9! Automatic +1 to Skill Roll when using shovels!)
This unfortunately takes up a large portion of your day.
14 hours have passed, to be exact.
You took care of the little things you usually worry about in between all the back-and-forth.
Feeling a vibration in your pocket,
you notice you've received a message.
It's from your underground boss.
you notice you've received a message.
It's from your underground boss.
He isn't very pleased that you didn't show up for your first night of work.
"YOU BETTER HAVE A GOOD EXPLANATION OR YOU'RE FIRED."
Whoops.
"YOU BETTER HAVE A GOOD EXPLANATION OR YOU'RE FIRED."
Whoops.
To relieve yourself of the stress,
you shove your unloaded revolver up your posterior.
You figure that's a good place to hide it,
but you fail to justify it at the moment.
you shove your unloaded revolver up your posterior.
You figure that's a good place to hide it,
but you fail to justify it at the moment.
Sure that you can explain yourself to your under-boss later,
you take a stroll around,
but you fail to see any officers.
Or any people at all, for that matter.
Where could they all be? Was your time worth it today?
you take a stroll around,
but you fail to see any officers.
Or any people at all, for that matter.
Where could they all be? Was your time worth it today?
Environment:
Time: 11:46 PM, Sunday, 01/17/2027
Exterior Temperature: 68°F
Interior Temperature: N/A
Weather: Mostly Cloudy
Inventory:
-Bloody Shovel
-Revolver (Unloaded)
-Neat Clothes-v
--4 Credits
--Modded Handset, 58% charge
--Overworld I.D.
-Backpack-v
--100 Rounds of Ammo
Information:
Name: Clutch Powers, AKA "Evil"
Armor: 4
Skill: 1d6(-1)
Movement: (15 studs) per action turn
Bonuses and Perks ---
Trichophagiac: Can survive on the nutrients in hair alone.
Charming: 20% chance of receiving +1 to Skill Roll when interacting with women. (Improvable by 10% intervals with training)
Catlike: 20% chance of receiving +1 to Skill Roll when performing maneuvers that require agility. (Improvable by 10% intervals with training)
Smooth Talker: 10% chance of receiving +1 to Skill Roll when conversing. (Improvable by 10% intervals with training)
Ghost: 10% chance of receiving +1 to Skill Roll when performing actions involving stealth. (Improvable by 10% intervals with training)
Powerhouse: 20% chance of receiving +1 to Skill Roll when performing actions involving strength. (Improvable by 10% intervals with training)
Gravedigger: Automatic +1 to Skill Roll when using a shovel. (Improvable by 10% intervals with training)
Status:
Condition: Normal
Hunger: Hungry
Bowels: Loaded
Libido: Loaded
Energy: Very Tired: -1 penalty to Skill Rolls.
Karma: -50
Overall Infamy: 10 (You streaked through the downtown area of a city, broke into an apartment, and assaulted the tenant)
Immediate Notoriety: 0
Schedule:
(Underworld) Delivery Job: Sunday-Saturday, 7PM-11PM
(Overworld) Stocking Job: Monday-Saturday, 9AM-6PM
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Off Topic / Re: 2016 USA Presidential Race News & Discussion: Is Gary Johnson competent enough?
« on: September 11, 2016, 09:04:22 PM »
Maybe the stress from trying to cover everything up and win the presidency is slowly killing her.