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Off Topic / Re: It's 9/11 never forget
« on: September 11, 2016, 02:05:52 AM »what happened on 9/11 i forgot
i was going to make this joke but since you made it first i can criticize you for making the obvious joke
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i was going to make this joke but since you made it first i can criticize you for making the obvious joke
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Off Topic / Re: 2016 USA Presidential Race News & Discussion
« on: September 10, 2016, 08:42:42 PM »
hey the numbers aren't exact haha GOTTEM
2898
Off Topic / Re: blue or red pill
« on: September 10, 2016, 08:40:08 PM »
why would I want a "gamer" girlfriend
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Off Topic / Re: Do you think moths are cute?
« on: September 09, 2016, 08:07:03 PM »actually it's op's mom
sorry, I couldn't hear you over the sound of op's ass being shredded in half
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Off Topic / Re: [TECH] Apple announces iPhone 7, iPhone 7 Plus, AirPods and more
« on: September 09, 2016, 08:02:50 PM »
that happens all the time, they'll bounce back
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Off Topic / Re: [NEWS] US, Russia secure Syria ceasefire; form alliance
« on: September 09, 2016, 07:54:22 PM »2016 crawling out of hell and dusting itself off
famous last words
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Off Topic / Re: Why are there so many guests online all the time?
« on: September 09, 2016, 06:05:18 PM »idk if i would call em gross
Jennifer Lawrence is disgusting.
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Off Topic / Re: Do you think moths are cute?
« on: September 09, 2016, 04:51:49 PM »
Abso-loving-lutely not, you sick cunts.
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Forum Games / Re: The Italian Stallion: Rotini Tortellini (Forum Game ft. Lego)
« on: September 09, 2016, 04:31:22 PM »Jack off and leave life
Steal the city
You make an attempt at stealing the whole city...
But you soon find that it is incredibly difficult!
Despite your inability to steal the weight of the world on your shoulders,
you get a little bit stronger from the effort! (Powerhouse perk improved!)
Despite your inability to steal the weight of the world on your shoulders,
you get a little bit stronger from the effort! (Powerhouse perk improved!)
You are compelled to spank it...
Then you promptly bite your tongue,
snap your neck,
and leave,
ending your longest journey.
snap your neck,
and leave,
ending your longest journey.
You're relieved that you wouldn't really do that.
Though you could look for things to steal or people to terrorize.
Though you could look for things to steal or people to terrorize.
Environment:
Time: 9:40 AM, Sunday, 01/17/2027
Exterior Temperature: 73°F
Interior Temperature: N/A
Weather: Clear
Inventory:
-Neat Clothes
-4 Credits
-Modded Handset, 67% charge
-Overworld I.D.
-Temporary Room Access
-Backpack
--100 Rounds of Ammo
--Revolver (Unloaded)
Information:
Name: Clutch Powers, AKA "Evil"
Armor: 4
Skill: 1d6
Movement: (15 studs) per action turn
Bonuses and Perks ---
Trichophagiac: Can survive on the nutrients in hair alone.
Charming: 20% chance of receiving +1 to Skill Roll when interacting with women. (Improvable by 10% intervals with training)
Catlike: 20% chance of receiving +1 to Skill Roll when performing maneuvers that require agility. (Improvable by 10% intervals with training)
Smooth Talker: 10% chance of receiving +1 to Skill Roll when conversing. (Improvable by 10% intervals with training)
Ghost: 10% chance of receiving +1 to Skill Roll when performing actions involving stealth. (Improvable by 10% intervals with training)
Powerhouse: 20% chance of receiving +1 to Skill Roll when performing actions involving strength. (Improvable by 10% intervals with training)
Status:
Condition: Normal
Hunger: Full
Bowels: Charging...
Libido: Charging...
Energy: Normal
Karma: -50
Overall Infamy: 10 (You streaked through the downtown area of a city, broke into an apartment, and assaulted the tenant)
Immediate Notoriety: 0
Schedule:
(Underworld) Delivery Job: Sunday-Saturday, 7PM-11PM
(Overworld) Stocking Job: Monday-Saturday, 9AM-6PM
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Off Topic / Re: Air China warns tourists to avoid blacks and muslims
« on: September 09, 2016, 03:50:43 PM »Over-reacting isn't the same thing as being politically stupid. Thinking taxes are the creation of the devil, however...
was citing the Huffington Post an overreaction
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Forum Games / Re: The Smelly Belly: Humongous Fungus (Forum Game ft. Lego)
« on: September 09, 2016, 03:10:19 PM »Goddamn i remember this from ages ago
ｓ ｅ ｖ ｅ ｎ ｍ ｏ ｎ ｔ ｈ ｓ ｏ ｆ ａ ｎ ｅ ｎ ｄ ｌ ｅ ｓ ｓ ｖ ｏ ｉ ｄ
Practice sprinting.
sprint in a brick wall to develop pain resistance
You furiously sprint back to where you left your stolen car.
Unfortunately, you fail to improve any skills this time around.
Unfortunately, you fail to improve any skills this time around.
The wall of your overworld job also disapproves of your activity.
It refuses to reward you for trying to better yourself. Maybe it'll be more generous later?
It refuses to reward you for trying to better yourself. Maybe it'll be more generous later?
Environment:
Time: 9:35 AM, Sunday, 01/17/2027
Exterior Temperature: 73°F
Interior Temperature: N/A
Weather: Clear
Inventory:
-Neat Clothes
-4 Credits
-Modded Handset, 67% charge
-Overworld I.D.
-Temporary Room Access
-Backpack
--100 Rounds of Ammo
--Revolver (Unloaded)
Information:
Name: Clutch Powers, AKA "Evil"
Armor: 4
Skill: 1d6
Movement: (15 studs) per action turn
Bonuses and Perks ---
Trichophagiac: Can survive on the nutrients in hair alone.
Charming: 20% chance of receiving +1 to Skill Roll when interacting with women. (Improvable by 10% intervals with training)
Catlike: 20% chance of receiving +1 to Skill Roll when performing maneuvers that require agility. (Improvable by 10% intervals with training)
Smooth Talker: 10% chance of receiving +1 to Skill Roll when conversing. (Improvable by 10% intervals with training)
Ghost: 10% chance of receiving +1 to Skill Roll when performing actions involving stealth. (Improvable by 10% intervals with training)
Powerhouse: 10% chance of receiving +1 to Skill Roll when performing actions involving strength. (Improvable by 10% intervals with training)
Status:
Condition: Dazed
Hunger: Full
Bowels: Charging...
Libido: Charged
Energy: Normal
Karma: -50
Overall Infamy: 10 (You streaked through the downtown area of a city, broke into an apartment, and assaulted the tenant)
Immediate Notoriety: 0
Schedule:
(Underworld) Delivery Job: Sunday-Saturday, 7PM-11PM
(Overworld) Stocking Job: Monday-Saturday, 9AM-6PM
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Forum Games / Re: Pleasure bot's mission. (Season 1)
« on: September 09, 2016, 01:59:01 PM »
autofellatio
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Off Topic / Re: what's the best thing about spaghetti: the great debate topic™
« on: September 09, 2016, 12:57:14 PM »
why can't I choose every option dammit
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Off Topic / Re: Why are there so many guests online all the time?
« on: September 09, 2016, 10:58:47 AM »what and when was the fappening?
August 31, 2014: Gross nudes of famous people were leaked and people started jerkin' their gherkin.