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Forum Games / Mace Windu Dindu: Nuffin, Muffin (Forum Game ft. Lego)
« on: September 09, 2016, 10:52:36 AM »
start training buffness so you can become super strong
get something to eat too
After you finish training head above ground




Recognizing that you are hungry,
you find yourself in the familiar position of eating in one of the underground cafeterias.
You're running low on money, however.


You hit up the underground gym,
and start pumping iron until you feel it! (1 hour passes...)
(Powerhouse perk acquired. 10% chance to +1 Skill Roll on actions involving strength.)


You make your way out of the underground city the way you came in,
and now your day will truly begin.
What will be your first heinous sin?



Environment:
Time: 9:25 AM, Sunday, 01/17/2027
Exterior Temperature: 73°F
Interior Temperature: N/A
Weather: Clear

Inventory:
-Neat Clothes
-4 Credits
-Modded Handset, 67% charge
-Overworld I.D.
-Temporary Room Access
-Backpack
--100 Rounds of Ammo
--Revolver (Unloaded)

Information:
Name: Clutch Powers, AKA "Evil"
Armor: 4
Skill: 1d6
Movement: (15 studs) per action turn
Bonuses and Perks ---
Trichophagiac: Can survive on the nutrients in hair alone.
Charming: 20% chance of receiving +1 to Skill Roll when interacting with women. (Improvable by 10% intervals with training)
Catlike: 20% chance of receiving +1 to Skill Roll when performing maneuvers that require agility. (Improvable by 10% intervals with training)
Smooth Talker: 10% chance of receiving +1 to Skill Roll when conversing. (Improvable by 10% intervals with training)
Ghost: 10% chance of receiving +1 to Skill Roll when performing actions involving stealth. (Improvable by 10% intervals with training)
Powerhouse: 10% chance of receiving +1 to Skill Roll when performing actions involving strength. (Improvable by 10% intervals with training)

Status:
Condition: Normal
Hunger: Full
Bowels: Charging...
Libido: Charged
Energy: Normal
Karma: -50
Overall Infamy: 10 (You streaked through the downtown area of a city, broke into an apartment, and assaulted the tenant)
Immediate Notoriety: 0

Schedule:
(Underworld) Delivery Job: Sunday-Saturday, 7PM-11PM
(Overworld) Stocking Job: Monday-Saturday, 9AM-6PM

2913
Forum Games / Re: YOU LAUGH YOU LOSE v666
« on: September 09, 2016, 08:51:06 AM »

2914
nuclear test in the hood gone wrong gone loveual

2915
Off Topic / Re: Vent your Emotions, or Blogland: The Thread
« on: September 09, 2016, 12:01:01 AM »
my dad's a drunken wreck but I take pride in that I'm better than him in almost every way possible

2916
Off Topic / Re: What's your loveual Orientation
« on: September 08, 2016, 08:39:35 PM »
The least degenerate.

2917
This year is loving unreal.

2918
Forum Games / Re: YOU LAUGH YOU LOSE v666
« on: September 08, 2016, 06:10:22 PM »
Laziness

crawl out of that wheelchair and open the loving door you inconsiderate slothenly cunt

works like a charm

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Forum Games / The Curdled Girdle: Gargled Chundle (Forum Game ft. Lego)
« on: September 08, 2016, 05:51:11 PM »

Combat and actions in this game will be loosely based around the mechanics for BrikWars.

At the discretion of die rolls, the forum's character can get perks and improve certain skills simply by training or by experience.

Aside from that, whatever we do is at your mercy, although it will usually be within reason for a human or some other similar lower lifeform, with results to match.



Grow a Riddler stache
then become literally Riddler and shoot the cashier
he's a jew
steal all the money from the cashier
steal cashiers hair while at it.
Steal the cash register
Steal the cashier


Incapable of forcing your follicles to grow,
you do the next best thing and find a fake mustache in the shop,
then tearing it to suit your purposes.


You start recognizing race...
and respond accordingly! Combat engaged!



Despite your inexperience with the firearm,
your first shot is incredibly accurate,
instantly killing the poor jewboy.


Naturally terrified by what she has just observed,
the cashier opposite to the one you just murdered sounds the alarm.
You don't have much time.


You dash to the register to take not only the contents,
but the register itself! You're carrying a lot now.


You are also compelled to take the hair of the cashier.
Squish
RRRIP
Tear!

Using all your might, you manage to pull the hair from what's left of the cashier's head.
It isn't very clean though.


You see the practicality in stealing the cashier as well,
so you take his body too. As you make your slow escape, however...


A security droid appears!
They're a lot better at taking care of things down here!


The machine fires a compression blast at you.
Unfortunately, you lack the skill or power needed to avoid or withstand the attack.



You are completely eviscerated,
ending your longest journey.


"Man, glad I'm not that stupid,"
you think to yourself as you finish fantasizing.



It's a fresh new day and you've got a gun. Maybe you could leave the underground city and start killing people above ground?
Or maybe you could spend a certain amount of time training certain skills? That's far less entertaining, however.




Environment:
Time: 7:46 AM, Sunday, 01/17/2027
Exterior Temperature: N/A
Interior Temperature: Comfortable.
Weather: N/A

Inventory:
-Neat Clothes
-6 Credits
-Modded Handset, 68% charge
-Overworld I.D.
-Temporary Room Access
-Revolver (Unloaded)
-Backpack
--100 Rounds of Ammo

Information:
Name: Clutch Powers, AKA "Evil"
Armor: 4
Skill: 1d6
Movement: (5") per action turn
Bonuses and Perks --- Trichophagia: Can survive on the nutrients in hair alone.
Charming: 20% chance of receiving +1 to Skill Roll when interacting with women. (Improvable by 10% intervals with training)
Catlike: 20% chance of receiving +1 to Skill Roll when performing maneuvers that require agility. (Improvable by 10% intervals with training)
Smooth Talker: 10% chance of receiving +1 to Skill Roll when conversing. (Improvable by 10% intervals with training)
Ghost: 10% chance of receiving +1 to Skill Roll when performing actions involving stealth. (Improvable by 10% intervals with training)

Status:
Condition: Normal
Hunger: Hungry
Bowels: Charging...
Libido: Charged
Energy: Normal
Karma: -50
Overall Infamy: 10 (You streaked through the downtown area of a city, broke into an apartment, and assaulted the tenant)
Immediate Notoriety: 0

Schedule:
(Underworld) Delivery Job: Sunday-Saturday, 7PM-11PM
(Overworld) Stocking Job: Monday-Saturday, 9AM-6PM

2920
Nice.

2922
Forum Games / Re: you nostalgia you lose v1990
« on: September 06, 2016, 06:35:42 PM »
The title of the comic was 'Viacom and Nick Jr.' 'The Face' is 'Face' one of the old mascots of Nick. Jr.

ahhh

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Forum Games / Re: you nostalgia you lose v1990
« on: September 06, 2016, 06:32:22 PM »

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Off Topic / Re: Twerking or dabbing?
« on: September 06, 2016, 06:28:04 PM »
Both degenerate, liberal, and something only normies would do but I'll say twerking, I don't get the appeal. Dabbing, while it looks stupid, is just that, a stupid dance.

but twerking is more degenerate than dabbing tbqh

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Off Topic / Re: Twerking or dabbing?
« on: September 06, 2016, 06:21:08 PM »


can you feel it

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