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Off Topic / Re: does anyone else eat their own jizz sometimes

« on: September 04, 2019, 12:55:35 PM »

bro you lose important proteins and enzymes if you don't eat your own jizz bro

bro you gotta eat your cum to keep your bro gains bro bro
bro

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Off Topic / Re: projared is back

« on: August 29, 2019, 12:25:31 PM »

no he's definitely still a piece of stuff. the first 10 minutes are basically just minor things and his arguments while the rest of the 30 mins are just pointless bullstuff to flesh out the vid because he knows nobody will watch the rest

Did you watch the entire video? Those "minor" things call into question the very accusations that everyone has demonized him over.

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Off Topic / Re: projared is back

« on: August 28, 2019, 10:44:38 AM »

stuff y'all this is a good video too https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jYM1lkmgIV4

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Off Topic / Re: projared is back

« on: August 28, 2019, 10:43:18 AM »

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Off Topic / Re: projared is back

« on: August 28, 2019, 10:06:40 AM »

youtubers be like *is attracted to children*

wives be like: "he's not cheating on me he's just exchanging loveually explicit images with a fanbase he has influence over"

edit: holy stuff the dangers of getting involved in loveual deviance lmao this is gold

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Forum Games / Re: Passion of The Christ RP

« on: August 27, 2019, 02:16:10 PM »

naruto erp

"Sakura pushed Naruto against the wall, her lips trembling. Voice cracking. Her eyes watered like the dew on the grass.

'Naruto I can't stand it anymore! I just want you to take me!'

Naruto's thick, seven inch rooster was throbbing slowly under his pants. Spots of precum were beginning to peek through, it having been months since he had relieved himself. The life of a shinobi leaves little room for romance."

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Off Topic / Re: The Amazon Rainforest is still ablaze

« on: August 22, 2019, 06:36:53 PM »

i sleep as long as the latinas are fine :D

forgetin amen brotherrrrr

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Off Topic / Re: post weird/funny doctor experiences

« on: August 21, 2019, 07:00:07 PM »

for every ten minutes late there is between the nurse leaving and the doctor coming in, I take a pen. doesn't matter where I am. like bitch I came here for you not this dumb lady that does the exact same thing you do without a license.

you're actually my hero god bless

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Creativity / Re: Drawings Megathread

« on: August 18, 2019, 11:51:47 PM »

your shoulder to hip ratio suggests you's a bitch

yeah but what's new

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Off Topic / Re: day discussion topic i guess [day 1131]

« on: August 18, 2019, 11:49:04 PM »

the only solution is to go up to her and offer her your pecs for her to grab. as they say, a moob for a boob

bro my dad taught me that

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Off Topic / Re: Power fluctuations in texas

« on: August 18, 2019, 11:46:12 PM »

I'm in Texas and have experienced none of this.

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Off Topic / Re: verizon is selling tumblr to wordpress's owner for less than $3 million

« on: August 18, 2019, 04:18:40 PM »

i keep misreading "verizon" as "vezon" and now i cant stop thinking about that bionicle set

bro he was badass as hell

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Off Topic / Re: day discussion topic i guess [day 1131]

« on: August 18, 2019, 04:12:47 PM »

Then like a loving handicap I just grabbed on of her boobs and it took her by surprise and she got up to go talk to some other people and I just followed her about 30 seconds later and

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Creativity / Re: Drawings Megathread

« on: August 17, 2019, 09:31:56 PM »

traps are gay dont @ me

@ßlöükfáce

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Creativity / Re: Drawings Megathread

« on: August 17, 2019, 06:40:51 PM »

i just cant stop drawing her

her shoulder to hip ratio suggests she's a he but go off sis