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8026

Off Topic / Re: THE STOP THREAD VS.TOP

« on: September 11, 2015, 10:48:08 PM »

no really you should ACTUALLY stop

this will be one hell of a ban if it goes the way I'm thinking

8027

Off Topic / Re: Keyboard Simulator

« on: September 11, 2015, 10:46:22 PM »

rules:

The rules are a little looser on this board but don't post anything that is outright garbage.  That includes but is not limited to:
Quote pyramids

8028

Off Topic / Re: improv thread

« on: September 11, 2015, 10:45:13 PM »

You're fired.

you can't fire me
i quit

8029

Off Topic / Re: THE STOP THREAD VS.TOP

« on: September 11, 2015, 10:43:53 PM »

ayy lmaSTOP

8030

Off Topic / Re: improv thread

« on: September 11, 2015, 10:43:31 PM »

Hire an assembly line here's my application

you're hired

8031

Off Topic / Re: improv thread

« on: September 11, 2015, 10:42:28 PM »

aaa forget im mad forget you kill gays and jews ghandi did 7/11

oh god the radiation must be getting to us

8032

Off Topic / Re: improv thread

« on: September 11, 2015, 10:41:17 PM »

Please build new cars

well I can't do it by myself

8033

Off Topic / Re: improv thread

« on: September 11, 2015, 10:40:23 PM »

what do we do now?
my entire dealership is destroyed

8034

Off Topic / Re: THE STOP THREAD VS.TOP

« on: September 11, 2015, 10:39:42 PM »

Stopping
so please
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O
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you goofed

8035

Off Topic / Re: improv thread

« on: September 11, 2015, 10:38:52 PM »

[i brush myself off to find that everyone survived but the entire inventory of cars is destroyed]

8036

Off Topic / Re: improv thread

« on: September 11, 2015, 10:36:47 PM »

* IkeTheGeneric indiscreetly slips frequency into his pocket

oh dear thats not my husband, that's a NUCLEAR BOMB

HIT THE DECK

8037

Off Topic / Re: improv thread

« on: September 11, 2015, 10:36:23 PM »

well to be honest i was half asleep the whole time

god damn it this is the second time
if I catch you sleeping again you're fired

8038

Off Topic / Re: THE STOP THREAD VS.TOP

« on: September 11, 2015, 10:35:46 PM »

Whoa hey guys WELCOME TO AREA 51

area STOP

8039

Off Topic / Re: improv thread

« on: September 11, 2015, 10:35:11 PM »

how can i help him when he won't notice me!

you have to pitch the sale
we talked about this in training

8040

Off Topic / Re: improv thread

« on: September 11, 2015, 10:33:44 PM »

* IkeTheGeneric discreetly slips a corvette into his pocket

*whistles* top of the morning sir i'd like to browse the minivans

i was just helping your husband