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i think the fact that the question doesn't even say "monday" implies that the asker's mind is already made up

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Forum Games / Re: The Moonlit Mansion
« on: July 21, 2016, 11:27:39 PM »
Draw racket and explore room

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CANADA CAPITULATES!

President Roosevelt has shaken hands behind some very tightly locked doors.

           

Following the Canadian coup, it is revealed to have been achieved by a heavily US-backed pan-American nationalist group.
Infantry, cavalry, and even armored forces move north to enforce the annexation.
Alaska and Yukon are to be merged into one territory.
Canadian provinces are to be converted to American statehood, save for Quebec, which is to be sent back to the United Kingdom.




American Political Doctrine gets:

Canada seized
Canada ceases to exist!

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Forum Games / Re: The Moonlit Mansion
« on: July 21, 2016, 10:49:33 PM »
Name: Walenti Luigi
Description: Very tall and slender Italian man. Mentally handicapped; socially unaware. Constantly feels that he is left out (and often is, because he's handicapped). Screams when excited, scared, or frustrated.

Endurance: +3
Tennis is his only known hobby
Strength: 0
Lanky frame, but has tard strength.
Agility: +3
Tennis is his only known hobby
Intelligence: -3
Tennis is his only known hobby
Senses: +1
TENNIS IS HIS ONLY KNOWN HOBBY
Charisma: -3
TENNIS

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Forum Games / Re: The Moonlit Mansion
« on: July 21, 2016, 10:27:11 PM »
this post should not exist

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Forum Games / Re: Yes. Or No
« on: July 21, 2016, 10:26:17 PM »
yes

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Off Topic / Re: why do people say florida sucks
« on: July 21, 2016, 10:22:43 PM »
are you kidding
florida weather is awful, at least in orlando

for you

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What point are you trying to make

you're stuffposting just as badly as mczealot

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Off Topic / Re: why do people say florida sucks
« on: July 21, 2016, 09:40:58 PM »
I live in Miami. Here's why I hate it here.

It is consistently hot year-round and seasons are nonexistent. You can go to the beach everyday but it's not all it's cracked up to be. You do get used to it eventually, but it still sucks when you want to do stuff outside but the sun exists.

The state is rife with dangerous drivers. Road rage is not uncommon, people drive offensively and seem to get off of not letting you into your lane. People also do not signal, speed in the loving HOV lane, and weave in and out of traffic on I-75 like they're playing a damn video game.

Our state government is incompetent and does not have our best interests at heart. The housing market sucks richard because the state has to be involved in every stage of the foreclosure process, so houses sit abandoned for years at a time until they can be sold. It's a rather esoteric and particular issue, but it makes neighborhoods look gross, especially in older areas of South Florida.

Common core implementation has vastly decreased our quality of education in school and the curriculum is now focused entirely on standardized test preparation rather than practical skills (though I do realize this is more of a countrywide issue than anything else). Schools are underfunded and taxpayer money goes towards pointless stuff rather than hiring better teachers or providing students with upgraded course material.

Mental health care SUCKS MASSIVE richard. Lack of sufficient mental health care is why things like "Florida Man" exist.

It tends to be expensive unless you're okay with living in low income areas with a lot of crime. You need a car to go everywhere because everything is spread out and it's too hot to walk around or bike anywhere.

People down here in South Florida aren't super friendly and will threaten to end you for a minor social faux pas.

Trust me when I say that New York is better in every single way, even if it's astronomically more expensive. Everything you've heard about the city (or the state in general) is wrong, I can 100% promise you that. If you can help it, do not come to Florida.



i agree with most of this except for the weather complaints

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Gotta go sleep because your lack of iron is making you drowsy right?


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that is not many :v
with all the people in oklahoma how many dogs could we make

6,445,236,000 assuming children are made into proportionately smaller dogs

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how many humans could we make out of all those dogs

2,238 american adults

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people in here fightin with zealot and im just trying to get over the fact that over 372 tons of hot and corn dogs exist in oklahoma like


that's about 1.918 food dogs per oklahoman, assuming we count corndogs without their sticks and breading

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