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Help / Screen not updating and showing black on some frames.

« on: November 12, 2016, 05:05:49 PM »

So i tried to install reshade 3.0.5 for my blockland. What happened was that the screen would not update and there were black lines going across the screen.

So i go and remove reshade 3.0.5

The problem still persists. I took some screenshots and it turns out the black lines are actually the screen going to black so fast the eye cant see it properly.

I have the Zetro UI and Theme Engine installed with soft shaders.

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Forum Games / BLF Plays Star Control 2! [Sol]

« on: October 24, 2016, 08:00:18 PM »

Welcome! This forum game is pretty unique. The blockland community will have to play Star Control 2. This is also kind of a lets play in that i commentate things about the game.

Our ship is the Valkyrie
And our captain is Bob

Intro

We start off in the Solar System with our precursor ship.

What will be the name of our ship and captain?

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Off Topic / Any good free screenshot programs out there?

« on: October 24, 2016, 04:27:32 PM »

I kinda need a screenshot program and preferably have it free.

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Forum Games / Roll 6 for an action. [No Memory]

« on: September 18, 2016, 07:41:11 PM »

This forum game is simple, to do an action you must roll a number from a 6-sided dice. There have been games like it before.

1. You try to do an action but it backfires badly.

2. You try to do an action, but something fails.

3. You try to do an action, but nothing happens.

4. You do the action as intended, success!

5. You try to do the action, but you end up doing it better than normal.

6. You try to do the action and head into MAXIMUM OVERDRIVE. The action is done really successfully and sometimes it backfires a tiny bit.

You wake up on your bed, not renembering anything but simple things like talking and walking. You know that is actually the future, but you are not so sure about the date. It is day, and you try to wake up.

As you get out of bed and look out the window, something looks wrong. It could be the green grass, the cars or the red sky.

What is your next action?

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Suggestions & Requests / Shofixti Scout Vessel

« on: September 17, 2016, 06:33:08 AM »

This is a suggestion, more than a request to have the shofixti scout from Star Control 2 remade in blockland.



The vehicle is small, with space for only one or two crew members. It can fire Energy Darts that do small amounts of damage.

But the energy dart is not the best thing about this vehicle...

When you press a certain key (Could be ">") three times the ship self destructs, destroying vehicles and players in the blast radius.

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General Discussion / I have played blockland for over 1000 hours.

« on: August 16, 2016, 05:13:06 PM »

I guess this is a big achievement. I wanna say thank you to my parents for making me waste 1000 hours of my life.

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Off Topic / Windows 10 Anniversary Update: More like a divorce!

« on: August 08, 2016, 03:30:51 PM »

The anniversary update for windows 10 is 1 step foward, one thousand miles backwards.

First off, the advantages.

Browsing the all apps screen is better now. The Options menu is now optimized for the general screen, not gigantic 4k surround setups. I guess it has less bugs than Windows ME or Vista. The lock screen background finally works.

Now... The disadvantages.


Nothing wrong right? WRONG. First off, cortana is now enabled, i will get to that later. But also i removed Microsoft Edge and Microsoft Store before.

They broke the windows 7-esque start menu. Its too small for the menu its on and wont even show anything. Only app view works. No wonder classic shell is hidden.

Oh and cortana is not able to be disabled unless poking into the registry. So i had to go to the registry to fix the problem, right?

Oh wait, THEY HID THE FOLDER FOR WINDOWS SEARCH CONTAINING CORTANA THAT ALSO CREATES AN OBVIOUS BACKDOOR FOR VIRUSES TO REMAIN HIDDEN..

(Go in a new tab to see the text way more clearly)

Atleast registry files can access it and cortana s'registry settings are still there.

TL'DR, New Experiences of Frustration and Developer Opportunities to fix this stuff.

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Off Topic / Im trying out linux mint.

« on: August 01, 2016, 11:15:11 PM »

As you saw from the title, im trying out linux mint on a Virtual Machine, precisely VirtualBox. Im suprised installing it worked and i did not just make my computer explode.

Im doing this because of windows doing shady stuff.

From what im currently seeing, its slow but thats to be expected with me only allocating the CPU to it.

Crash Counter: 1

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Off Topic / [RANT]Cortana is the worst feature in windows 10.

« on: July 30, 2016, 08:33:33 PM »

Cortana is such a stuffshow. Microsoft are trying to bring attention to a piece of software that barely even works and for every one of its pros, it gets a whole lot of cons.

Lets get to the pros.

1) Music Recognition works if the music is REALLY popular. ("Rick Astley - Never Gonna Give You Up" works)

2) I guess... It does not crash the computer and it runs. But its probably one of the reasons why windows 10 eats memory for dinner unless you have 8 GB of RAM or more.

Now to the cons. And yes that was 2 pros and one of them is because the damn thing actually works.

1) You need a really good microphone for the thing to not mess up all of the time. Yes. Microsoft is making laptops with built in microphones and yet you need an amazing microphone so that you dont have to try again 50 times. Expect the price range of the microphone that works to be around 100$ to 200$(And more if you want more quality for making things like videos). Ones that people who are not video creators or rich companys use? It wont work 60% of the time or work badly. And yes, your headset wont work.

2) The jokes are so bad that even the "Humor" (Known for having bad jokes.) program in the megaman network lines actually make better jokes.

3) Music Recognition only works on certain songs and only those on the windows store because microsoft wants everyone to use the stuffty steam ripoff they made.

4) Try asking anything without a web search.

5) The only things other than quotes jokes and web searches she says are... Halo references. And only that.

6) Microsoft wants to force it on your throat at all times.

7)Cortana is probably the most advanced spyware out there. There are some that use your webcam, but this one has all of your files and your voice alongside possibly your email. It also tracks web searches and your personality. It is Bonzi Buddy 2.0 and they did not even try to hide it.

Oh and BTW when i said to it "Why do you have so much problems" it did not work properly. This thing works about on the same level or worse as Dr. SBaitso (A program bundled with the Sound Blaster 2.0 for its text to speech and the fact that it was supposed to work like cortana and siri are today.)

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Forum Games / Dumb Challenges

« on: July 29, 2016, 10:09:08 PM »

The goal of this thread is to make the dumbest challenge ever.

Do all of emerls missions in sonic battle without equipping any cards but High Gravity Lv.2 (Probably the worst card in the game. Use skillpoints on making yourself weaker)

Attempt to get perfect level ups for every one in a fire emblem game. And yes, this includes barth and his 2% resistance growth.

Attempt to play minecraft and survive without using tools. GODLY MODE: Do that challenge but in terraria. You wont win. IMPOSSIBLE MODE: Do that on terraria on a world where the bosses that make stronger NPC characters appear are killed. This includes hardmode bosses. And the wall of flesh.

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Off Topic / [JOEL]Windows 10 Destruction - Underway

« on: July 23, 2016, 01:33:49 PM »

Joel of vinesauce fame is or was streaming Windows 10 Destruction. Link!

He came to to find something. Cortana is bonzi buddy 2.0. It collects more info than the original bonzi buddy and is voice controlled.

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Help / Server Crashes after "Loading Addons"

« on: July 16, 2016, 03:31:19 PM »

Im having a pretty serious issue right now, when i host a server when it finished "Loading Addons" blockland immediately crashes. This all started when i downloaded Diagonal Water Bricks, Hachiroku and Citi V2 on blockland glass. I have provided a console log.

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Off Topic / Southern Quebec is melting.

« on: July 13, 2016, 07:12:17 PM »

We are melting in southern quebec here. 77x5ghost2 can confirm. He actually is lucky with less temperature than where i am.

Its 32 Celsius (Feels like 40) here where i live. Thats 90 Farenheit (Feels like 104). Its also a very humid heat.

Theres also a Heat Warning and a severe storm warning. Heat Warnings are issued when the heat is so bad that heat strokes and other issues are way more common.

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Drama / The Great "Spartan 101" Drama Topic

« on: July 12, 2016, 10:44:01 PM »

This is to make a seperate topic to talk about Spartan 101 instead of doing it in this topic: https://forum.blockland.us/index.php?topic=299419.15

We all probably know spartan 101. Hes a really really bad person on blockland and even worse as an admin.
This is my personal stories of him.

One time me and some other people were playing Future MERP. The host had to go AFK but left Spartan 101 in charge. So we were all doing our things until we got teleported in a room with flashing strobe lights and overall epilepsy inducing stuff. Me and some other people got mad at him for doing this because it could have given someone with epilepsy problems some bad issues. He just ignored it and basically went: "But nobody got an epilepsy seizure so im not doing anything bad". We argued with him about the fact that he still did something bad and nobody could have guessed without the person saying that he had epilepsy and thus there was a risk. He still was argueing that nobody got one so he is safe. And then the host came back and took spartans word because he was the one in charge.
Welcome to how he does what he does best and still sucks at it: MERP!

*Users Connect*
Spartan 101 has Connected
Spartan 101 has been given Admin(Auto)
MrWongANoodle:hi
Spartan 101:hi friend
Spartan 101 has made Star Wars Empire (He almost always makes an empire from star wars)
Spartan 101:any body want to join my empire?
Discipleofjustice:Sure.
Spartan 101:Whats your RP Name?
Discipleofjustice:Kurkek Gudenuff
Spartan 101:Okay, you get a captain with no special abilities and 4 riflemen who have horrible weaponry.
Spartan 101:To get more units, you have to do something good like be jesus.
Spartan 101:Hey owner can i start with a fully grown city?
Pwnbutter:No.
Spartan 101:Why not???????
*So much arguing that if it was a book it would be bigger than a dictionary*
*Spartan 101 Wins*
Spartan 101:Okay time to build!
Discipleofjustice:Can i help build?
Spartan 101:NO
Discipleofjustice:Why?
Spartan 101:Because i said so.
*One hour of City Building Later*
HummerVilano:Man that unit looks sick!
Gingledoof:It looks so cool!
Spartan 101:What is the unit?
Discipleofjustice:Its the AT-AT i built!
Spartan 101:I wont use it. Delete it.
Discipleofjustice:Why?
Spartan 101:What i built is the only thing that is used and it looked ugly.
Spartan 101:Anyways, RP Time!
*The two go on an adventure to find people but the one that does it the best is the guy with only 5 infantry who actually does stuff*
Spartan 101:The empire starts production of vehicles.
*6 heavy vehicles are produced instantly*
Discipleofjustice:Can i have one?
Spartan 101:No you cant.
ChickenMcSensus:Dude you asspulled these vehicles.
Spartan 101: NO I DID NOT
*More Argueing*
*Spartan walks an AT-AT over to GTIFO Empire*
Galactous: GTIFO sends a radio message to the AT-AT
Spartan 101: We dont respond.
Spartan 101:The AT-AT aims its weaponry at the capital
Galactous:We send another radio message.
Spartan 101:We respond.
Galactous:"Get that vehicle out of here or we respond with force! You are scaring the civilians and disturbing the peace! Why would you attack us?"
Spartan 101:"CLASSIFIED"
Galactous:Do you have an actual reason out of RP to attack us?
Spartan 101:Im not telling.
Galactous:You need to or its warmongering.
Spartan 101:Im still not telling but i have one.
Jeyzerizer:Just roll with it, your huge spaceships can destroy his army easily.
Spartan 101: The AT-AT attacks the empire.
Spartan 101 Has rolled 19 (4+15) with a +15 modifier
Spartan 101:It kills everything.
Galactous:WAT
Galactous:How do you have a +15 modifier?
Spartan 101:Because my AT-AT has a +15 agaisnt everything.
Galactous:Its armament is not even capable of hitting everything here!
Spartan 101:Yes it can.
Galactous:Im not bothering with you anymore, you have no logic.
Spartan 101:GALACTOUS IS AN IDIOT LOLOLOLOL
Galactous:Please. Stop.
Spartan 101: Our empire has started Order 66
JillJickPickleFickle:Great, now you have a bullstuff reason to warmonger.
Discipleofjustice:What do i get now?
Spartan 101:You get executed for beliefs of treason.
Discipleofjustice:WHY?
Spartan 101:Because.
That story was based on personal experiences. Discipleofjustice is kind of what i was like when i played with him as a squad in his empire. It was boring.
We were actually once friends one time unit spartan stopped his trust gaining phase because he knew i would admin him on my server once i decided to host. He was wrong. I never hosted.

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Games / Funny Video game Screenshots Megathread

« on: June 26, 2016, 12:02:44 AM »

This thread is to post video game screenshots that can be described as the qualification of funny.


A time machine costs less money and takes less research than a plastic factory. China would be so economically ruined if this was how real-life worked.