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Forum Games / Re: Blockland Vending Machine! (the OP is back after 5 years and fixes title)

« on: March 11, 2015, 03:21:35 PM »

...9 translations later, TransPerfect gives us:

" Insre a l bersetzer. "

I insert a dwarf bersetzer

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Off Topic / Re: CTRL+V Game v5

« on: March 11, 2015, 12:56:54 PM »

http://kol.coldfront.net/thekolwiki/index.php/Bowl_of_lucky_charms

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Games / Re: Your Secret Gaming Confessions

« on: March 11, 2015, 09:31:50 AM »

-> I play Animal Crossing.

I don't understand what's so bad about this

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Off Topic / What are we waiting for anyway

« on: March 11, 2015, 09:23:18 AM »

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Off Topic / Re: is R the funniest letter: the great debate topic [it rages on, Q added]

« on: March 11, 2015, 07:28:45 AM »

P is the funniest letter

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Forum Games / Re: Blockland Vending Machine! (the OP is back after 5 years and fixes title)

« on: March 11, 2015, 07:25:53 AM »

The vending machine is now flammable.

I insert a lit match

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Forum Games / Re: Whatz ur fav item from above user's signature? 100 pages? lets add a 0 to dat :3

« on: March 10, 2015, 08:15:20 PM »

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Off Topic / Re: I am the trendy McJobless, pusillanimous individual slayer and forum Drunk starfish. AMA.

« on: March 10, 2015, 07:00:47 PM »

Do you understand an opinion is

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Off Topic / Re: OH GOD GUYS, NEW RESTAURANT CALLED FREDDY'S

« on: March 10, 2015, 06:46:42 PM »

unless it's a pizza place

http://www.freddyspizza.com/contact.html
There's also a pizza place* called Freddy's Pizza
oh no guys five nights at freddys is real
/sarcasm

*It sells lots of food other than pizza but it's called Freddy's pizza so

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Off Topic / Re: Bad translator

« on: March 10, 2015, 02:52:39 PM »

I quoted my favorite movie.
Original text:

"That's not a good idea! Come back here, Milo!"

...43 translations later, Yandex gives us:

" It's a good idea, very good."

It really is autonomous
"I keep on trying to change my profile picture but nothing happens, that's strange."

...9 translations later, TransPerfect gives us:

"Mme dn permaneo bemht l voc verndern iin hibirey yntem//artc. "

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Off Topic / Re: do you enjoy ass or titties?

« on: March 10, 2015, 01:36:50 PM »

snake

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AoT General / Re: Aot??????

« on: March 10, 2015, 12:57:24 PM »

Anglo-Saxon Ocean Tanks

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Off Topic / ...

« on: March 10, 2015, 12:44:36 PM »

"Don't you hate it when you accidentally build a shelf"

...6 translations later, SDL gives us:

"You not odeia constrói that if it the chance a from shot"
"Cow"

...9 translations later, TransPerfect gives us:

". "
IT WAS A SINGLE WORD

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Off Topic / Re: Nightmares and night sweats.

« on: March 10, 2015, 05:10:14 AM »

- My house was burning down but my family didn't care, so I escaped alone.

I had a really similar dream once
Except the escaping alone part, i woke up right after i found out my family didn't care
also that one time when i was like 5 the vaccum cleaner tried to kil me and i escaped it by standing on a bed

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Off Topic / Re: Bad translator

« on: March 10, 2015, 03:56:41 AM »

"Bump "

...43 translations later, Yandex gives us:

"The trick "