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Off Topic / Re: Strawberry Milk or Chocolate Milk?
« on: June 28, 2016, 07:11:03 PM »
strawberry milk is a thing?
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Games / Re: what addons should i get in gmod to create videos?
« on: June 26, 2016, 09:54:06 PM »424
Off Topic / Re: hi blockland ot
« on: June 26, 2016, 03:15:51 PM »
kahnu did you like my tiny little island build i built on your server a while ago
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Forum Games / Re: Poisonville: Chapter 1 Act 10
« on: June 25, 2016, 09:26:17 PM »
You get on the ground. That's what he wanted you to do, right?
On the ground, idea's flood into your brain. Maybe punching him in the testicles will show him who's boss. Maybe telling him it was self defense will do you some good.
That sounds the safest. You decide to do this. You don't want to mess with someone who is armed with a loaded rifle, right??
You tell him it was self defense!
The cop stops for a while, and observes the scene.
It seems that these slav squatters were drunk, based on the presence of multiple alcoholic drinks.
He nods his head, and walks to his car. While waddling to the automobile, he reports "10-87" to his radio.
You decide to throw your feces at his vehicle, even though it is driving away.
Does it hit his vehicle? You don't know; a truck drives by the second you throw it.
Wait a minute... you did defecate yourself a while ago, right? One of the many voices in your head questions you about this.
Wow! You did! You did it, but you didn't even remember doing so! Weird.
One of these voices suggest stuffting yourself out of the area. This idea sounds impossible. You decide not to do this.
...although, it's worth a shot, right?
You squat.
You fire.
Uh oh. That doesn't look safe.
What also isn't safe, is the gigantic glob of sweat that has just dripped down from your face!
In fact, do you wonder if it is safe? What isn't safe is the fact that the intense heat is lurking around your body, the sweat that surrounds your body when you try to run away from it.
This isn't good. You hated the cold, and now you hate this heat. You want to get away from it; maybe you should get to an area that is cooler...
But how? You do not have an automobile, and walking to a cooler place will take forever!
This heat is practically killing you. You feel weaker, as if you are going to collapse.
As you ponder all the ways you can get out of this desert, empty of civilization, a man in a scooter drives by, and parks it by the store.
An opportunity is revealing, and it is knocking on your door. Will you let it in?
YOU:
Health: 000000
Strength: 000000
Sanity: 000000
INVENTORY: 8/16
Standard Clothes (Equipped)
Bottle of water (Full)
Wad of 100 $ Bills
Blood-soaked dollar bill
Bloody Money Knife
3 Medkits
Bandage (Equipped)
Beretta M9 (Empty)
Primary Objective: Leave the district
Secondary Objective: Get out of the area, and get to a colder, or cooler place
On the ground, idea's flood into your brain. Maybe punching him in the testicles will show him who's boss. Maybe telling him it was self defense will do you some good.
That sounds the safest. You decide to do this. You don't want to mess with someone who is armed with a loaded rifle, right??
You tell him it was self defense!
The cop stops for a while, and observes the scene.
It seems that these slav squatters were drunk, based on the presence of multiple alcoholic drinks.
He nods his head, and walks to his car. While waddling to the automobile, he reports "10-87" to his radio.
You decide to throw your feces at his vehicle, even though it is driving away.
Does it hit his vehicle? You don't know; a truck drives by the second you throw it.
Wait a minute... you did defecate yourself a while ago, right? One of the many voices in your head questions you about this.
Wow! You did! You did it, but you didn't even remember doing so! Weird.
One of these voices suggest stuffting yourself out of the area. This idea sounds impossible. You decide not to do this.
...although, it's worth a shot, right?
You squat.
You fire.
Uh oh. That doesn't look safe.
What also isn't safe, is the gigantic glob of sweat that has just dripped down from your face!
In fact, do you wonder if it is safe? What isn't safe is the fact that the intense heat is lurking around your body, the sweat that surrounds your body when you try to run away from it.
This isn't good. You hated the cold, and now you hate this heat. You want to get away from it; maybe you should get to an area that is cooler...
But how? You do not have an automobile, and walking to a cooler place will take forever!
This heat is practically killing you. You feel weaker, as if you are going to collapse.
As you ponder all the ways you can get out of this desert, empty of civilization, a man in a scooter drives by, and parks it by the store.
An opportunity is revealing, and it is knocking on your door. Will you let it in?
YOU:
Health: 000000
Strength: 000000
Sanity: 000000
INVENTORY: 8/16
Standard Clothes (Equipped)
Bottle of water (Full)
Wad of 100 $ Bills
Blood-soaked dollar bill
Bloody Money Knife
3 Medkits
Bandage (Equipped)
Beretta M9 (Empty)
Primary Objective: Leave the district
Secondary Objective: Get out of the area, and get to a colder, or cooler place
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Games / Re: Steam Summer Sale 2016 - IT'S HERE
« on: June 23, 2016, 04:24:03 PM »nevermind bought arma
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Forum Games / Re: Poisonville: Chapter 1 Act 8
« on: June 23, 2016, 03:46:47 PM »
You decide to squad.
Suddenly, you are met with an idea. Probably an idea; maybe a prophecy. Maybe a legend.
oops i forgot the thing in the top right corner
This legend; it shines it's light at you. You feel great.
Everything makes sense now. You now have the perfect plan. You bring your chin down.
You maintain eye contact, bring up your hands, and say you don't want any trouble.
You feel your body.
You bend. You flex.
You feel excellent.
You start to chant "wolowolowolo." You don't know what it means.
Now for your attack. You leap at the thug, and whap him in the jaw.
You feel perfect.
This gives you enough time to stab the other mugger. But where? So many choices. So many options. The most lethal area is the head, and the head speaks to you the loudest.
You lunge to his head, and insert your money knife directly into it.
You chant louder.
You feel legendary.
He falls to the ground. Clearly, you have perished this foe.
The other thug is still fighting back. He is going to hurl a box of beer at you.
You decide to retaliate.
You aim.
You shoot in the knee. Maybe the knee? Everything happens so fast, you are left clueless.
The box of beer falls and completely crushes the foe's left leg.
You feel astounding.
With the final bullet left in the magazine, you shoot him in the throat.
You look at your glorious creation.
You feel extraordinary.
You look to your right. A nearby police officer sees this shocking event, and aims his rifle at you.
He wants you to get on the ground.
YOU:
Health: 000000
Strength: 000000
Sanity: 000000
INVENTORY: 8/16
Standard Clothes (Equipped)
Bottle of water (Full)
Wad of 100 $ Bills
Blood-soaked dollar bill
Bloody Money Knife
3 Medkits
Bandage (Equipped)
Beretta M9 (Empty)
Primary Objective: Leave the district
Secondary Objective: Get out of this sticky situation again
Suddenly, you are met with an idea. Probably an idea; maybe a prophecy. Maybe a legend.
oops i forgot the thing in the top right corner
This legend; it shines it's light at you. You feel great.
Everything makes sense now. You now have the perfect plan. You bring your chin down.
You maintain eye contact, bring up your hands, and say you don't want any trouble.
You feel your body.
You bend. You flex.
You feel excellent.
You start to chant "wolowolowolo." You don't know what it means.
Now for your attack. You leap at the thug, and whap him in the jaw.
You feel perfect.
This gives you enough time to stab the other mugger. But where? So many choices. So many options. The most lethal area is the head, and the head speaks to you the loudest.
You lunge to his head, and insert your money knife directly into it.
You chant louder.
You feel legendary.
He falls to the ground. Clearly, you have perished this foe.
The other thug is still fighting back. He is going to hurl a box of beer at you.
You decide to retaliate.
You aim.
You shoot in the knee. Maybe the knee? Everything happens so fast, you are left clueless.
The box of beer falls and completely crushes the foe's left leg.
You feel astounding.
With the final bullet left in the magazine, you shoot him in the throat.
You look at your glorious creation.
You feel extraordinary.
You look to your right. A nearby police officer sees this shocking event, and aims his rifle at you.
He wants you to get on the ground.
YOU:
Health: 000000
Strength: 000000
Sanity: 000000
INVENTORY: 8/16
Standard Clothes (Equipped)
Bottle of water (Full)
Wad of 100 $ Bills
Blood-soaked dollar bill
Bloody Money Knife
3 Medkits
Bandage (Equipped)
Beretta M9 (Empty)
Primary Objective: Leave the district
Secondary Objective: Get out of this sticky situation again
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Games / Re: Recommend racing games (With easy drifting)
« on: June 23, 2016, 11:09:23 AM »
midnight club 3
midnight club 2
project gotham racing 1 and 2
forza horizon
midnight club 2
project gotham racing 1 and 2
forza horizon
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Forum Games / Re: Poisonville: a GMOD adventure
« on: June 22, 2016, 05:36:02 PM »
You purchase some medkits with bandages with a 100 dollar bill that looks suspiciously like a 1 dollar bill.
You apply one of the bandages to your face. It hurts less now.
You think about something called "MindHive." You don't know what it is, but are you a part of it? Have you participated in it? How can you participate in something you don't even know about?
After roaming around outside, thinking about this question that has been nailed to your mind; you get mugged by the people who were doing slav squats.
They want all of your money. However, your mom told you that money is very valuable. You aren't going to let go of your money this easily, right?
YOU:
Health: 000000
Strength: 000000
Sanity: 000000
INVENTORY: 8/16
Standard Clothes (Equipped)
Bottle of water (Full)
Wad of 100 $ Bills
Blood-soaked dollar bill
Money Knife
3 Medkits
Bandage (Equipped)
Primary Objective: Leave the district
Secondary Objective: Get out of this sticky situation
You apply one of the bandages to your face. It hurts less now.
You think about something called "MindHive." You don't know what it is, but are you a part of it? Have you participated in it? How can you participate in something you don't even know about?
After roaming around outside, thinking about this question that has been nailed to your mind; you get mugged by the people who were doing slav squats.
They want all of your money. However, your mom told you that money is very valuable. You aren't going to let go of your money this easily, right?
YOU:
Health: 000000
Strength: 000000
Sanity: 000000
INVENTORY: 8/16
Standard Clothes (Equipped)
Bottle of water (Full)
Wad of 100 $ Bills
Blood-soaked dollar bill
Money Knife
3 Medkits
Bandage (Equipped)
Primary Objective: Leave the district
Secondary Objective: Get out of this sticky situation
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Forum Games / Re: MindHive [Several Counts of Murder and a Police Chase]
« on: June 22, 2016, 04:36:00 PM »
taser them
from now on until you reach your home, equip gas mask
from now on until you reach your home, equip gas mask
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Forum Games / Re: Poisonville: a GMOD adventure
« on: June 21, 2016, 12:39:02 PM »
You take out one of the many dollars in the wad of cash.
Maybe this will suffice as a bandage?
It doesn't. It doesn't stick onto your face, and your face is still bleeding.
Maybe this convenience store will have some! Or at least some adhesive to make the dollar stick onto your face.
You enter the store. It looks pretty promising so far.
There's also a certain voice in your head. It tells you to do something. You stop listening to it.
Although carving your stuff to look like a weapon sounds promising.
You hope this voice means your current items, and not your feces.
You make a knife out of 16 100$ dollar bills.
YOU:
Health: 000000
Strength: 000000
Sanity: 000000
INVENTORY: 5/16
Standard Clothes (Equipped)
Bottle of water (Full)
Wad of 100 $ Bills
Blood-soaked dollar bill
Money Knife
Primary Objective: Leave the district
Secondary Objective: Obtain bandages or adhesive in the store
Maybe this will suffice as a bandage?
It doesn't. It doesn't stick onto your face, and your face is still bleeding.
Maybe this convenience store will have some! Or at least some adhesive to make the dollar stick onto your face.
You enter the store. It looks pretty promising so far.
There's also a certain voice in your head. It tells you to do something. You stop listening to it.
Although carving your stuff to look like a weapon sounds promising.
You hope this voice means your current items, and not your feces.
You make a knife out of 16 100$ dollar bills.
YOU:
Health: 000000
Strength: 000000
Sanity: 000000
INVENTORY: 5/16
Standard Clothes (Equipped)
Bottle of water (Full)
Wad of 100 $ Bills
Blood-soaked dollar bill
Money Knife
Primary Objective: Leave the district
Secondary Objective: Obtain bandages or adhesive in the store