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Off Topic / Re: little ceasers is the best pizza company - prove me wrong

« on: September 21, 2018, 11:02:52 PM »

i literally just had papa john's for dinner and it's definitely better

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Off Topic / Re: share your snapchat username guys!!!!!!

« on: September 15, 2018, 06:32:23 PM »

[]I used to masturbate onto birds at a local park. Not a thing that I'm particularly proud of but I became quite good at it. I was taking zinc supplements so I was shooting massive loads and it became something of a sport to me. For anyone interested here is your best strategy. first, you need to find an isolated spot so you don't become a love offender. I found a short kind of channel area where I saw the pigeons would congregate. Next, you arouse yourself. I was usually content with envisioning the occasional jogging lady coming over and taking a stuff on my chest and that was enough to fuel the fire but if you're not as loveually charged as me just take some research on the go. After you're good an horny, you get some bread. My pigeons preferred white bread but healthier birds might have a taste for honey wheat or maybe even multigrain. Fat, unhealthy birds are slower and easier to hit so remember that. Once you are seated on the bench and ready to do the deed, whip your roosevelt out and scatter bread out within a few feet of you. use your judgement based on how far you know you can cum. I was a lonely and depraved soul who could hit targets the size of a thimble at distances up to 4 feet. You wait for the pigeons to begin eating and to get comfortable with your presence. At this point, you want to coo gently and talk sensually to them to gain their trust. Now you're finally ready to cum on your bird. This is a tough part because the rapid motion of procrastination is very frightening to the birds, so you have to be subtle. Once you master a technique, you simply wind it up and let it go, aiming depending on your past cumming experiences. I always came high so I would aim for the neck of the bird and catch it right in the face. It's an extremely satisfying and erotic feeling, seeing those birds reel around covered in cum and maybe even transporting it to other places in the city. Either way I haven't done it in years but every now and then I catch myself gazing wistfully at a flock of birds, rooster throbbing and waiting for them to land close to me[]

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Drama / Re: Badspot Bad ?// hashtug unbaN sUGAR LolOlol 3333311

« on: September 15, 2018, 06:16:51 PM »

hmmm......i'd say about 45.

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Drama / Re: Badspot Bad ?// hashtug unbaN sUGAR LolOlol 3333311

« on: September 15, 2018, 02:28:05 PM »

Quote from: IceFreeze on September 15, 2018, 02:21:57 PM

TESTICOOLS!!

LOLLLLL GET REKT

you ok dude?

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Drama / Re: Block Sugar from your discord channels and possibly DMs.

« on: September 12, 2018, 11:41:50 PM »

Quote from: CosmicLuv on September 12, 2018, 09:53:58 PM

LEAVE SUGAR ALONE YOU BIG BULLYS IF SHE ANNOYS YOU THAT MUCH BLOCK HER BUT DONT TELL OTHER PEOPLE DUMBDUMB ITS YOUR OWN OPINION ABOUT HER
and yes you ARE TAHT GUY

and how's your evening

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