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Off Topic / I have 200 grams of gunpowder- what should I do with it

« on: December 04, 2017, 10:32:07 AM »

I harvested a bunch from some spare bullets because it's not really legal to purchase gunpowder in nyc also I just happened to have a bucket of .30 Mauser in the closet.

I've been keeping it around for no reason. I was hoping one day I'd get a really deep cut and be able to use the gunpowder on the wound and ignite it cuz it would make a good story. anyways for now I'm not getting injured so I have no use for it

Thoughts? should I just put it on my skin and burn it for no reason

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Off Topic / forumers, who is your forum crush?

« on: December 04, 2017, 07:56:16 AM »

do tell

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Off Topic / DESTROY YOUR richard DECEMBER

« on: December 02, 2017, 08:50:44 PM »

tired of all these no fap novembers and various anti procrastination months? Me too

Let's all rebel against the system by furiously wrecking our weiners every day, all month. bonus points for anyone who sends a selfie of them doing it to my phone number

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Off Topic / lol my dog just got put down

« on: December 02, 2017, 12:57:09 PM »

top kek
my dog was sick for the last two years and we finally took her to the vet to be put to sleep permanently
it's a sad day for me.... top k e k

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Off Topic / forumers, what's the name of your first kiss

« on: December 01, 2017, 11:46:50 AM »

mine was drydessmegan

aloveuals/children/people with herpes need not apply

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Off Topic / RedGajin is a Cole dude

« on: November 29, 2017, 01:00:27 PM »

it's true!

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Off Topic / im really thirsty

« on: November 29, 2017, 04:14:11 AM »

when high school ended all my gal pals went off to study in upstate ny so there's nobody for me to hit on. on top of that im not in college and I work as a tutor so there's no chance of hitting on a fellow student or coworker. the best I can do is flirt with a few of my single mom clients but it's harder than it seems (they won't let me have wine with them >:|)

the last 2 months have been the thirstiest months of my life and it's only getting worse. I'll wake up in a cold sweat after dreaming about some foreign hottie I dated in my dreams, but I wake up girlfriendless and more alone than yesterday

oooooh please someone comfort me

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Drama / mcjob hate thread

« on: November 28, 2017, 01:19:44 AM »

I understand that many people here like McJob and blindly follow McJob's stance on anything because McJob is a forum-safe personality and usually takes the high ground on all arguments. Anyways, there are a few users (myself included) that find McJob annoying, egotistical and self-absorbed in his own way. I created this thread as a safe space for all anti-McJob opinions and complaints, since such behavior is severely unpopular.

I'm on my phone so I can't really make a Kelau-level masterpiece drama but I expect people to post examples. Please, feel free to formally discuss mcjob's obsession with Ubisoft, his pretentious game design discussions, or anything else about McJob that really angers you. Keep it civil

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Off Topic / Gimmicky superhero/super villain names

« on: November 23, 2017, 06:59:41 AM »

Title says all. Make up your own. Here's mine

Monsieur Missile - French pyrotechnic enthusiast turned human bomb after he got bitten by a radioactive stick of dynamite

Count Slabula - evil vampire that throws gravestones at innocents and superheroes alike

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Off Topic / net neutrality is pretty stuffty

« on: November 22, 2017, 10:48:07 PM »

All the images of various packages for Internet show that if net neutrality is removed we'll have to pay for individual packages. I only use like Google and Mail applications so already I'd be paying like 30$ less a month for the various services I no longer pay to use. That seems like a win for me

I don't use music and video so I wouldn't need that package at all... Looks like net neutrality was robbing me blind... Now I will pay only for what I need to use

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Off Topic / my microwave just tried to strangle me in my sleep

« on: November 22, 2017, 06:42:00 AM »

it's all true! the machines are is risen!

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Drama / MicroEDGE - not a cole dude

« on: November 19, 2017, 11:20:04 AM »

he is annoying in my opinion

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Off Topic / What's with the fox girl face paint gif

« on: November 19, 2017, 11:10:11 AM »

People keep sending me it in pms I don't understand. Please explain this meme to me

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Off Topic / Good way to stay the same weight forever?

« on: November 12, 2017, 12:28:10 AM »

I've been trying to maintain an equilibrium of 200 pounds but I keep like either gaining a pound or losing two. What's the healthiest way to never gain or lose any weight but just stay the same forever

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Off Topic / Borrowed time megathread

« on: November 10, 2017, 09:01:35 PM »

Discuss the impending closure of the blockland forums