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Off Topic / Official kool kids klub Bigoted Website - "Loving our family!" - Satirize White People!
« on: July 15, 2015, 04:09:21 PM »so much racial diversity jeez
WARNING: this thread contains a bunch of racially unsound and bigoted material. if you're a rich white christian minister father, please bring your children to the nearest church until this post gets deleted
Chapter One: Why the forget does this still exist?
I know the futility associated with complaining about radical clans and groups of hate criminals. I know that everybody has a right to their opinion. I'll be honest with you: I'm not going against anybody's opinion. I'm just sharing my opinion on the matter of stupidity and bigoted white folk. Just bear with me for a couple minutes as I go through and express my feelings on the Ku Klux Klan.
I'm an individual of mixed descent. My father is African American, and my mother is Canadian German. Therefore, I find tribal clans such as the kool kids klub to be extremely offensive, but I prefer to look at it from an unbiased view. So, i'm not going to be spewing out how tribal these people are. Instead, i'm going to be highlighting discrepancies in their website and recruiting form. But before I get into that mess, i'm going to go over a brief history of the Ku Klux Klan to put this stuff into perspective.
Quoted from americanclass.org,
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"Spreading far beyond its roots in the Reconstruction South, the resurgent Klan of the 1920s was a short-lived but potent phenomenon. By equating white Anglo-Saxon Protestantism with "true Americanism," it fueled intolerance for blacks, Catholics, Jews, and immigrants. In the guise of protecting community morals, it expanded its victims of vigilante justice to those it deemed lawbreakers, bootleggers, unfaithful spouses, corrupt politicians, etc.—all with no judge or jury beyond the local secret "klavern." Whippings, tar-and-featherings, threats of violence, and for black victims, lynching, became common practice in some regions of the South, Southwest, and Midwest (Indiana was the stronghold of Klan power in the decade)."
Most people that have heard or read information about the Ku Klux Klan know that they were a violent group from the late 19th century that targeted racial minorities, non-white peoples, and members of different religious groups.
They killed people. They terrorized people. What else can one say? THEY WERE TERRORISTS. With such a violent history, one would expect them to have been destroyed, obliterated. However, there are people today that still follow the traditional customs of the Ku Klux Klan.
So, without further ado, The Knights Party:
Chapter Two: amerikas wite futur begins hear
As it goes:
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All of us at the national office would like to thank you for stopping by our site. We have prepared this site in order to give an accurate portrayal of the Nationalist Movement.
The entertainment industry backed by individuals with a Marxist agenda have waged an attack upon the consciousness’ of white Christians. To further obliterate any remaining racial instinct among our people, those who hate white Christian civilization have chosen to desecrate anything which might cause a stirring of loyalty and heritage in the heart. They say Christianity must go and they say nationalist pride must go.
Are you saying you're being systematically oppressed by 20% of the United State's population? No joke, you're trying to revive a community that's still alive and takes up the majority of the United states.
You can basically crush anybody who gets in your way
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Even many European nations forbid their citizens from flying or displaying their very own country’s flag. Sounds extreme, but the logic is that displaying ones own flag means you are a nationalist. And if you are proud of your country and have nationalist feelings than surely you must be a tribal or bigot of some sort
i legit googled these images
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We belong to The Knights because we love our people – yes, even those who hate us. Klansmen and Klanswomen throughout the nation are at work distributing literature, passing out cards, talking to friends and neighbors…always spreading the good news of white Christian revival…not because they hate you, but because they love you.
I gotta say i'm absolutely convinced by this paragraph. (THE IRONY ESCAPES ME)
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In fact all white Christian civilization is in jeopardy.
This would make a good movie plot. (THE IRONY ESCAPES ME YET AGAIN)
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Recruiting new associates and volunteers for The Knights Party who will work toward the election of Klansmen and Klanswomen to public office.
We must take back control of OUR U.S. government. We intend to put Klansmen and Klanswomen in office all the way from the local school board to the White House!
WHAT IS OUR GOAL ?
POLITICAL POWER
I have no words.
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When Abraham Lincoln was killed everything was changed. The crooked men got their way and the South was treated awful. White people had to salute black people on the street. Whisky sellers came and sold liquor to blacks who excited about no longer having a curfew would roam the countryside hurting men, women, and children. The people suffered horribly. Most people never owned slaves. And some blacks even owned slaves. But the ex-slaves didn’t care. They were hungry for power.
hey, i dont remember reading that in my textbooks
THERE IS SO MUCH WRONG HERE I DONT EVEN KNOW WHERE TO START. JUST PLEASE, READ THIS PARAGRAPH AND THE ONE BEFORE IT. COMPARE THE TWO. DO YOU SEE IT YET?
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Six men who had once been Confederate soldiers decided to start a club. It would be a secret club, with secret code words, and neat costumes. The club was around for several months and they would meet in different places. It was very dangerous though. Bands of violent african americans traveled around at night terrorizing families. One night when the club was meeting they accidentally came across an outlaw band of african americans. But, this time instead of the white people getting murdered, the african americans ran away screaming. They thought the men in their costumes were the ghosts of dead soldiers who had died in the Civil war just a couple of years earlier.
Hey now. That doesn't look right. Maybe THIS is what you meant:
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But, this time instead of the white people getting murdered, the african americans got murdered. The men in the neat costumes captured them and burned them on a cross.
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Soon a new idea caught on. These deeply religious men felt God had given them a great gift in disguise – a peaceful way to defend themselves.
At this point i'm actually done. Why am I even satirizing this stuff. why did I create this thread in the first place. These people are so batstuff crazy I actually feel bad I made fun of them