2791
Off Topic / Re: I'm heading to a niche convention next month
« on: September 15, 2018, 10:13:39 AM »
*screams in pixel*
Show Posts
This section allows you to view all posts made by this member. Note that you can only see posts made in areas you currently have access to.
2792
Games / Re: snots gamecube collection
« on: September 14, 2018, 08:22:55 PM »
for real i still go to much friends crib sometimes to play GameCube... but now I have a new friend with more games ;)
2793
Off Topic / Re: share your snapchat username guys!!!!!!
« on: September 14, 2018, 08:20:40 PM »
Okay! My snap is :
I used to masturbate onto birds at a local park. Not a thing that I'm particularly proud of but I became quite good at it. I was taking zinc supplements so I was shooting massive loads and it became something of a sport to me. For anyone interested here is your best strategy. first, you need to find an isolated spot so you don't become a love offender. I found a short kind of channel area where I saw the pigeons would congregate. Next, you arouse yourself. I was usually content with envisioning the occasional jogging lady coming over and taking a stuff on my chest and that was enough to fuel the fire but if you're not as loveually charged as me just take some research on the go. After you're good an horny, you get some bread. My pigeons preferred white bread but healthier birds might have a taste for honey wheat or maybe even multigrain. Fat, unhealthy birds are slower and easier to hit so remember that. Once you are seated on the bench and ready to do the deed, whip your roosevelt out and scatter bread out within a few feet of you. use your judgement based on how far you know you can cum. I was a lonely and depraved soul who could hit targets the size of a thimble at distances up to 4 feet. You wait for the pigeons to begin eating and to get comfortable with your presence. At this point, you want to coo gently and talk sensually to them to gain their trust. Now you're finally ready to cum on your bird. This is a tough part because the rapid motion of procrastination is very frightening to the birds, so you have to be subtle. Once you master a technique, you simply wind it up and let it go, aiming depending on your past cumming experiences. I always came high so I would aim for the neck of the bird and catch it right in the face. It's an extremely satisfying and erotic feeling, seeing those birds reel around covered in cum and maybe even transporting it to other places in the city. Either way I haven't done it in years but every now and then I catch myself gazing wistfully at a flock of birds, rooster throbbing and waiting for them to land close to me
I used to masturbate onto birds at a local park. Not a thing that I'm particularly proud of but I became quite good at it. I was taking zinc supplements so I was shooting massive loads and it became something of a sport to me. For anyone interested here is your best strategy. first, you need to find an isolated spot so you don't become a love offender. I found a short kind of channel area where I saw the pigeons would congregate. Next, you arouse yourself. I was usually content with envisioning the occasional jogging lady coming over and taking a stuff on my chest and that was enough to fuel the fire but if you're not as loveually charged as me just take some research on the go. After you're good an horny, you get some bread. My pigeons preferred white bread but healthier birds might have a taste for honey wheat or maybe even multigrain. Fat, unhealthy birds are slower and easier to hit so remember that. Once you are seated on the bench and ready to do the deed, whip your roosevelt out and scatter bread out within a few feet of you. use your judgement based on how far you know you can cum. I was a lonely and depraved soul who could hit targets the size of a thimble at distances up to 4 feet. You wait for the pigeons to begin eating and to get comfortable with your presence. At this point, you want to coo gently and talk sensually to them to gain their trust. Now you're finally ready to cum on your bird. This is a tough part because the rapid motion of procrastination is very frightening to the birds, so you have to be subtle. Once you master a technique, you simply wind it up and let it go, aiming depending on your past cumming experiences. I always came high so I would aim for the neck of the bird and catch it right in the face. It's an extremely satisfying and erotic feeling, seeing those birds reel around covered in cum and maybe even transporting it to other places in the city. Either way I haven't done it in years but every now and then I catch myself gazing wistfully at a flock of birds, rooster throbbing and waiting for them to land close to me
2794
General Discussion / Re: Drydess' pictionary (a)
« on: September 14, 2018, 08:07:20 PM »2008 or so i thinkthis is lies. Begone idler!
2795
Help / Re: Swordbot.cs constant console spam.
« on: September 14, 2018, 08:06:24 PM »
*bot reference
2796
Help / Re: Swordbot.cs constant console spam.
« on: September 14, 2018, 08:06:01 PM »
Something is probably disabling or deleting the border reference used by Conan's sword. Look for conflicting add-ons that deal with bot mounting and unmounting, or bot force respawning addons
2797
General Discussion / Re: Drydess' pictionary (a)
« on: September 14, 2018, 08:01:43 PM »Be back soon, son. I'm just taking a drive down to the World Cup server.since when do you join servers charles
2798
Off Topic / Re: [Florence]South Carolina refuses to evacuate inmates from storm
« on: September 13, 2018, 11:49:38 PM »He isn'twho is he again
2799
Off Topic / Re: dont hug me in scared is back apparently
« on: September 13, 2018, 11:24:01 PM »
[pennies intensify]
2800
Off Topic / Re: [Florence]South Carolina refuses to evacuate inmates from storm
« on: September 13, 2018, 11:23:33 PM »are u forgetin dumbaren't you bedpost
2801
Off Topic / Re: BOJACK HORSEMAN SEASON 4 TOMORROW
« on: September 13, 2018, 07:15:24 PM »
oh frack
2802
Off Topic / Re: [Florence]South Carolina refuses to evacuate inmates from storm
« on: September 13, 2018, 03:46:37 PM »
Don't think you understand- the problem is them leaving people in danger and forcing them to stay there. You realize it's not maximum security so the people in that prison aren't Flash Mobers, they're like drug dealers or tax frauders and people awaiting a trial date. I don't know why the moment you are charged with a crime you are suddenly a subhuman who is no longer entitled to basic rights such as safety
2803
Off Topic / Re: [Florence]South Carolina refuses to evacuate inmates from storm
« on: September 13, 2018, 03:07:13 PM »the guards have the choice of not showing the forget up though loland getting fired for it too
2804
Drama / Re: Block Sugar from your discord channels and possibly DMs.
« on: September 13, 2018, 10:45:47 AM »
Greetings blocklanders. Sugar needs your help before she gets owned by epic gamers
2805
Off Topic / Re: [Florence]South Carolina refuses to evacuate inmates from storm
« on: September 13, 2018, 10:05:02 AM »Prisoners rly are treated like second class citizens it's wild lolprison guards too?