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Off Topic / Re: [NEWS] north korea fires 1 shell at south korea, south korea returns 36

« on: August 20, 2015, 03:14:42 PM »

Knowing how our current president deals with nuclear threats in the middle east, I wouldn't put it past him to do anything serious to NK even if they attacked us. This is especially so due to the looming threat of war with NK's main and very powerful ally.

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Off Topic / Re: Song Shuffle Game

« on: August 18, 2015, 08:38:24 AM »

1. What do you think of me, mp3 player?
Kredo - Furious Francis
2. Will I have a happy life?
Unlimited Gravity - Lift Your Spirit
3. What do my friends really think of me?
Au5 & Fractal - Smoke
4. Do people secretly lust after me?
OCRemix #1942 - Bros With Dix
5. How can I make myself happy?
SKisM - Rave Review
6. What should I do with my life?
Biometrix - Shutdown
7. Why must life be so full of pain?
501 - Inside the Machine
8. How can I maximize my pleasure during love?
Far Too Loud - Play It Loud
9. Will I have (more) children?
Vexare - Rattlesnakes
10. Will I die happy?
Savant - Face Off
11. Can you give me some advice?
Oculus - Endeavor
12. What do you think happiness is?
Kavinsky - Sovereign
13. What’s my favourite special interest?
Lab Rat - Waiting
14. What is my significant other thinking at this very moment?
Savant - Badabing
15. How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Roll Pop?
Vonikk - Delirious

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Drama / Re: You aren't funny and you need to stop

« on: August 10, 2015, 06:22:47 PM »

I usually find that the quality of a joke comes in how well it was executed - not how old or new the content is. I too get tired of the maxx and pie crust stuff, but I still laugh when I see even an old joke that was implemented cleverly. I'd be willing to bet that the main reason people hate old or overused jokes is because there's been so much opportunity for failure in making them that they leave a bad taste in peoples' mouths. There will always be more bad jokes than good, but don't blame the context because that's not the part that's supposed to be funny in the first place.
In other words, I would highly discourage making stupid jokes at all, not just in the context of old memes and worn-out ideas. If you want to cash in on the humor of a meme instead of making your own joke, it would be advisable to do it with one that's still funny and new by itself.

That said, even old jokes can be funny when given a clever twist, so don't blame the context for the lack of quality of the content.

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Drama / Re: You aren't funny and you need to stop

« on: August 10, 2015, 05:40:44 PM »

yeah creativity is just stupid, like.. nobody cares.. at all..
and this was only up to page 12. but oh well, too bad they dont care

I think you missed something extremely important.

probably because no one really cares for the creativity board unless it's some funny stuff.

The intentionally admittedly stuffty drawing combined with the humorous topic and appropriately bad spelling made it seem impossible for the comic to be anything but a joke.

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Creativity / Re: Sugar the comic

« on: August 08, 2015, 12:05:31 PM »

starship entorgprise

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Off Topic / Re: Creepy sentences (Starring, Lenny! ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°))

« on: July 28, 2015, 07:42:44 AM »

MY URETHRA IS PARTICULARLY SKILLED WITH EXPELLING SEMEN

You should see a doctor.

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Off Topic / Re: CISPA is back, again.

« on: July 25, 2015, 03:50:44 PM »

anyone sensing a bit of irony here?

This information is legally required in order for this to be a legitimate petition.

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Off Topic / Re: Guys tumblr thinks I'm a creep help

« on: July 22, 2015, 11:53:45 AM »

MCMICHAEL claimed this post was a joke.

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Forum Games / Re: [VOTE] who is the best waifu of all time?? - NOMINATE YOUR FAVORITES NOW!

« on: July 20, 2015, 03:37:15 PM »

...........and ruka

He said no husbandos

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Forum Games / Re: [VOTE] who is the greatest country of all time?? - SEALAND VERSUS NIGERIA!

« on: July 16, 2015, 07:42:26 PM »

Hmm, this is tricky, which one is more like America...

Sealand, because they used to be part of Britain sorta like America.

Sealand is more American than America. Who needs government by and for the people when the government is the people?

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Off Topic / Re: ✵✴ Forumer of the Day ✴✵ | | DAY CLXIII

« on: July 14, 2015, 10:08:20 AM »

cigaretteonoid Gayer

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Off Topic / Re: what was your favorite saga on the forums?

« on: July 14, 2015, 07:01:56 AM »

elipitats v. badspat

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Off Topic / Re: which hand, blf

« on: July 14, 2015, 06:29:17 AM »

Is the poll asking which hand you write with or which hand you do the other thing with?

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Off Topic / Re: I HATE DRUMS

« on: July 13, 2015, 03:28:41 PM »

I want to make this absolutely clear, because I notice that around half of you decided to take the title literally and completely ignore the OP. I'll just give you the important part.

More elaboration: The specific kind of drums I hate the most are the higher-pitched kicks, especially short or cut-off ones. A good and resonate kick around 60 Hz is ideal for me, but if a song is full of beats that last under 1/8th note at 250 Hz, especially if they're louder than the rest of the song, I tend to end up with red streaks on the side of my head.

I hope this should clear things up. I don't hate all drums as some of you seem to think think, and "I HATE DRUMS THAT ARE EXCEPTIONALLY LOUD, DON'T RESONATE FOR MORE THAN 1/8TH NOTE, OR ARE SIGNIFICANTLY HIGHER THAN 60 HZ" wouldn't make for a very good topic title. I was wrong to assume that everyone would read the OP.

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Off Topic / Re: Discuss handicapped/autistic/dumb things you did Irl

« on: July 13, 2015, 03:19:49 PM »

I was playing around with an old computer PSU (from the early '90s) and I accidentally forgot to pull the plug out when I flipped the "off" switch. As I was working with it, my (luckily rubber-handled) pliers contacted the metal components connected directly to the AC input, completing the circuit and causing a short which popped the circuit breaker to the upstairs electrical system in my house, completely blacking out the environment in which I had to unplug the power cord, navigate the insanely cluttered floor of my room to the door, and make my way downstairs to reset the breaker. Ever stepped on a lego in the dark? Try stepping on a PCB.