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Suggestions & Requests / More death animations

« on: September 05, 2011, 07:08:48 AM »

since i've been playing recently I've noticed that there is only 1 death animation (the fall of back one)
I thought of a few good ideas for death animations

Falling
- the blockhead breaks like a toy
- Legs fly off and lies face first

If thrown into wall
- Cartoonishly Peels off the wall
- A splat sound possibly

Vehicle
- Becomes flat
- When ran over a CRUNCH sound could be emitted

Shot
- If shot in chest the blockhead grabs his chest and falls on his chest, back , side (depends what direction is shot at)
- When jumping and killed falls over on his back (default)
- If near ledge falls down face first into ground

Melee
- killed by sword hit in head the BH grabs his head and falls over with his hands on his head

Explosion
- Flies waving his arms crazily

etc.

What do you think or opinions?
I would like to hear

Also instead of the old AAAH! there could be more grunting or death noises too.

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Off Topic / Washing Machine Self Destructs aka R2 D2 Having a Seizure

« on: April 10, 2011, 08:26:22 AM »

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=364dzVsBs2o
this is one of the funniest things i've ever seen in my life.

108

Help / Brick + texture glitch

« on: April 03, 2011, 03:02:59 AM »

hello forums.
I have this very PESKY bug with my game.
the bricks are forgeted. I got a graphic card update and i believe this is loving up the game.
I have no add ons installed because i've already tried re-installing etc.
If there are more than 10 bricks i get the V11 glitch with the squiggles.
Flushtexturecache(); doesn't even work but only for a second when  i am in a server

help would be nice. simple straight forward help

(see pic)

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Help / Cannot host anymore

« on: March 19, 2011, 11:26:15 AM »

hello, i seem to have this very, very annoying bug where i cannot host anymore (hence the title)
In January i could host but now i cannot.
I've tried redownloading the game several times.
yes the firewall is off


In that time, I have gotten a new anti-virus which i believe has been tampering with my Blockland hosting.

I don't want to spend money on Kalph's 'dedicated hosting service' (should be free in my opinion)

Console log added

110

Off Topic / Facebook people are so silly.

« on: March 02, 2011, 02:02:32 PM »

So browsing facebook looking at friends stuff and such...
until i came across with this.

Dear Facebook Members,
 
 
 
 
 
Facebook is supposed to be closing down March 15th it has recently becoming very overpopulated. There have been many members complaining that Facebook is becomg very slow. Records show that the reason is that there are many active Facebook members and....................., on the other side, many new Facebook members.
 
 
 
 
 
We will be sending this message around to see if members are active or not. If you are active please send to atleast 15 other users using Copy+Paste to show that you are still active.
 
 
 
 
 
*Those who do not send this message within two weeks will be deleted without hesitation to create more space.*
 
 
 
 
 
Send this message to all your friends and to show me that your still active and you will not be deleted.
 
 
 
 
 
Founder of Facebook,
 
 
 
 
 
Mark Zuckerberg
 

tl;dr facebook lies probably.

This stuff is stupid. Why do people have to be a total friend and spread stuffty indecent rumours around facebook.
2 words.
UTTERLY POINTLESS.
Google research:
http://www.google.co.uk/search?aq=f&sourceid=chrome&ie=UTF-8&q=facebook+closing+down
Yahoo answers:
http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20110109220237AANnSr7

tl;dr more lies.

discuss about annoying facebook starfishs like these and such.

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Off Topic / gotta have 2 teeth later this month

« on: February 22, 2011, 11:27:19 AM »

and i'm scared stuffless.
it's 2 baby canines at the front which i cannot get out. for braces in the future.
stuffstuffstuff I am scared as forget.
advice to calm myself down please?

112

Drama / Tarek701 - alleged hacking

« on: February 13, 2011, 03:54:52 PM »

So i was on Gravity Cat's server on his TDM until this guy comes along
He claims to have this program that lets him get all the weapons (default) in the minigame, in  general ruining the game
proof?
I haven't tested out that link yet. I wouldn't touch it
/discuss

113

Games / INSURGENCY: Modern Infantry Combat

« on: February 06, 2011, 06:25:22 AM »

About the game  - The game is based in the Present in Afghanistan/middleeast areas.
It uses alot of realism such as 2 shots to the torso you die etc. It's a Add-on to Half-Life 2
Game play - It's slightly hard for newbies and people new to FPS on PC's but you'll get time to get used to the controls.
There are 2 teams. Marines and Taliban styled guys. You have to capture points on some maps and others just TDM's.

Screenshots



Videos
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6csy8Ant95Q&NR=1&feature=fvwp - Source mod Todd's video
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LyHUfF3kJHM&feature=related
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4aWKX1TLAOM
Where to Download it and what i need to play
All you need a source engine game (Recommended by typer: Counterstrike)
and the rest is here http://store.steampowered.com/app/17700/

Wiki: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Insurgency:_Modern_Infantry_Combat

Did I mention it's free?

(Steam name: Unknown Spartan)
System requirements
Minimum: 1.7 GHz Processor, 512MB RAM, DirectX 8 level Graphics Card, Windows Vista/XP/2000, Mouse, Keyboard, Internet Connection Recommended: Pentium 4 processor (3.0GHz, or better), 1GB RAM, DirectX 9 level Graphics Card, Windows Vista/XP/2000, Mouse, Keyboard, Internet Connection

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Suggestions & Requests / Certain item spawning

« on: January 27, 2011, 10:35:16 AM »

Yes, we need a mod that prevents players spawning certain items e.g rocketL etc
RTB preferences to choose what weapons/tools players are aloud to spawn (say something like /SMhelp and you would tick what weapons people who are not admin/host whatever can spawn)
Great for RP's when you want to keep the wrench and stuff.

good idea?

115

Drama / Gravity Cat - Good person or Bad person?

« on: December 28, 2010, 11:19:57 AM »

Since Gravity Cat has been making his new weapon pack he's been whoring with his guns. lets call them toys for now. I have had a grudge against him for a while now so i decided to drama him.
Lets start with him for the Bad side.
1. He thinks that Blockland is real life and he makes a big weapon pack that idiots have been pissing their pants until it came out. (because putting gravity to bullets makes it more realistic)
2. Moonlight/Rotton Cheese, his bum buddy. He and Grav made up some story that RC got bumped on the head and died or something. Big lie. He comes back for a while and then decides to say he has uninstalled the Game for some soccer thing. Big lie again. He decides to come back.
3. Whoring in his weapon pack. It's attracting more idiots as you read this probably.
4. His server administrators: There has been multiple stories of his admins banning inappropriately.
Good side.
1. He's making a weapon pack that alot of people will be pleased when it will be released.
2. He's a decent modeller.
3. He's a Furry. I have nothing against furries.

other stuff:
http://forum.blockland.us/index.php?topic=107991.msg3019910#msg3019910
comment: hahaohwow.jpg
His dramas against him:
http://forum.blockland.us/index.php?topic=138240.0
(will post more when i find the other one by dimitri)

Gravity Cat's profile: http://forum.blockland.us/index.php?action=profile;u=23136
Moonlight's profile: http://forum.blockland.us/index.php?action=profile;u=33026

Discuss.

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Gallery / [Video] Merry Brickmas!

« on: December 24, 2010, 02:47:07 PM »

Dear fellow Blockheads, it is Christmas tomorrow so i made this in about an hour.
since it's christmas don't be a Scrooge and be cheerful.
Here it is
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xf2ivBpS0Eg

Merry Brickmas
love MunkeyCheez aka Sparty

I know it's not christmas day yet.  

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Off Topic / I think it's time for a new graphic card...

« on: December 19, 2010, 01:38:24 AM »

But what one to get?
Recently I was playing Soldiers hero's of world war 2 until I get this message saying the Graphic Card failed or something. Then all of a sudden, the Computer restarted...
wtf.
So I went back to sleep and came back this morning. logged on...
Signing in into msn etc.
until it comes up with the pop up. Microsoft windows error report. Sent it to ms. and now im concerned about my computer and Graphics.

http://accessories.euro.dell.com/sna/category.aspx?c=uk&category_id=5406&cs=ukbsdt1&l=en&s=bsd Are these really graphic cards?

At the moment i have a


is it a good graphic card or not?
btw, I need a cheap decent one.
kthnx

118

Drama / Rôtondô˝ - Rotondo's inposter.

« on: December 16, 2010, 09:47:52 AM »

I was surfing servers yesterday until i came across Dgliders server. I found this admin in this server who is called 'Rôtondô˝'. I have proof from pictures.
1.

Now he claims to be rotondo here. Oh i belive you alright... i sure do... /sarcasm
2.

Yeah sure you got hacked.. damn scrub.

So being some one WHO JUST HAPPENS to be a well known player is cool huh?

Name changes: http://forum.returntoblockland.com/list.php?cmd=view&id=8300
discuss.

119

Drama / christophercerra - will he ever stop?

« on: December 02, 2010, 01:29:25 AM »

Recently christophercerra has been being a whiney little kid about these days saying he wants Antares titanic, and he wants every thing that Antares has.
in other words, antares has a stalker.
Here is some of his posts
http://forum.blockland.us/index.php?action=profile;u=33235;sa=showPosts
This is what happened in Antares topic
http://forum.blockland.us/index.php?topic=129830.msg3081257#msg3081257


DISCUSS.

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Off Topic / Could some one resize this for me?

« on: November 28, 2010, 04:53:19 AM »

Hi people, i need this resizing to fit my avatar

kthanks