Show Posts

This section allows you to view all posts made by this member. Note that you can only see posts made in areas you currently have access to.


Messages - Drydess

Pages: 1 ... 1727 1728 1729 1730 1731 [1732] 1733 1734 1735 1736 1737 ... 1976
25966
Games / Re: INSANELY Hard Bosses
« on: March 04, 2016, 01:27:37 AM »
anybody who says san is officially a casul
san is officially a casul

what is my reward

25967
Drama / Re: The Harvest: Tony's Clan
« on: March 04, 2016, 01:20:05 AM »
The generalization is that they're all cheeto-fingered zoophiles but you were close
oh sorry mom

25969
Creativity / Re: 642 DRAWINGS - Day 217: Boom Box
« on: March 04, 2016, 01:03:07 AM »
It's just a clock!

25970
Off Topic / Re: So I made fried eggs with 4-year expired eggs.
« on: March 04, 2016, 01:02:07 AM »
But like, don't you look?  At all?  Ever?  You never look on the door?  You never look for some mayonnaise or mustard or something that can usually be kept on the fridge door?

Like you don't look at it sometimes and think, "I wonder how old these eggs are," or, "Man, these eggs have been here for quite a while.  It seems like every time I look they're there... I wonder if they're still good?"  Like how do you let it get this bad.  It's like those posts you see on the internet with "MAN FINDS LIVING, BREATHING COLONY OF MAGGOTS FEASTING ON HIS UPPER GUM".  The man had to have known that they were there.  It's not exactly something you can just discover or stumble upon.  You knew that the eggs were there for that long.  You had to have.  You must have been in denial or something.  Imagine being the maggot-man.  Every day you feel the maggots writhing in your mouth but you think to yourself, "It's not that bad," but deep in your heart, you know it's getting worse and worse every day that the maggots remain there.  The maggots don't just go away, someone or something needs to get rid of them.  So you go to the emergency room, and they've never seen anything like it.  The moment you step into the office, the person at the receiving desk instantaneously gets a gnarly whiff of whatever disgusting thing is brewing in your mouth.  The doctor asks you about it, and you just say you don't know how it got there.  It's just something that's been there as long as you can remember.  You've sort of grown into a peaceful coexistence with the maggots.  They just were a thing that existed inside of your mouth.  But now that your mouth is vile and putrid, falling apart at the seams and rotting away into a fine gooey paste of human flesh, you have finally decided, "This is a problem," when in reality, it was a problem the first day.

You are the man with the maggots in his mouth.  Only instead of maggots, it's 4 year old loving death eggs that seemingly were living right under your nose.  You knew they were there the whole time.  You had to have.  There is no way any human has ever had this little fridge content awareness.
is that a copy pasta or did you seriously write an essay on why pie crust should be ashamed about his fridge contents

25971
Off Topic / Re: How old are you?
« on: March 04, 2016, 12:56:59 AM »
im 7 so im older than u... dumb preschooler cant count lol...
i was obviously talking about mental age, SHEESH

25973
Off Topic / Re: How old are you?
« on: March 04, 2016, 12:54:07 AM »
being four does NOT make u a teen...
ur just jealous i'm older than u ;)

25974
Off Topic / Re: Lets talk about how stuff ghostbusters will be.
« on: March 04, 2016, 12:52:28 AM »
They just overdid the feminism

25975
Off Topic / Re: How old are you?
« on: March 04, 2016, 12:47:14 AM »
four


(teen)

25976
Gallery / Re: snowplower's Cold Russia
« on: March 04, 2016, 12:39:56 AM »
Maybe more pictures of the interior? Looks great though

25977
Spam is delicious!

25978
Drama / Re: Swatted.
« on: March 04, 2016, 12:24:53 AM »
uh... judging by the fact that we're talking about it here, it's probably reasonable to say that it's public information
what
Did I misread that, or did you misread me

25979
Drama / Re: Swatted.
« on: March 04, 2016, 12:20:40 AM »
because you know that they're doing bad things, and choose to ignore it. if someone was friends with a serial killer, and knew they were a serial killer, but continued to be friends with them, would you not think there was something up with that?
when was that said

just because she hangs out with people who hang out with malicious people doesn't mean that they tell you their plots to take over the world or somestuff

25980
Drama / Re: The Harvest: Tony's Clan
« on: March 04, 2016, 12:18:57 AM »
Why do you hate bronies?
because he, like many others, generalizes that every single briny forces their fandom upon you, and are all starfishs

Pages: 1 ... 1727 1728 1729 1730 1731 [1732] 1733 1734 1735 1736 1737 ... 1976