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thought of a buncha stupid and dumb weapons that could be used in here for some randomizer/chaos mode (once someone brings them to life, anyways) or that can be used anywhere (again, once someone brings them to life)
feel free to criticize or something, i'm giving them stats too
you can also think of a nerf/buff for these things

Exploding Butter Knives                                                                                            VAN TELEFONMAST
warning: don't cut butter with these                                                                               [insert screeching in german here]

throwing knives/secondary                                                                                             giant telephone pole/melee
semi fire/not spammy                                                                                                    delayed swing
moderate damage                                                                                                         high damage
+explode on contact with anything they hit                                                                     +sends a explosion where the pole hits
-that includes you too, don't hit yourself/your feet dumbass                                              -swing has a delay of 2/3/4 seconds before the actual swing, requires timing
+on the plus side, you can probably "rocket" jump with this (or is that knife jumping..?)     +explosions can send enemies flying
affected by gravity, so you need to use your head as to how to throw them                        clicking emits a "VAN TELEFONMAST" voice clip before actually swinging

The Spoon                                                                                                                  Gordon Ramsay's Power
fear it                                                                                                                          IT'S RAW

"butterfly knife"/melee                                                                                                  shout/primary/secondary
charge attack                                                                                                               semi fire with cooldown of 10 seconds after use
very low/high damage                                                                                                   moderate damage
-loving sucks with 1 damage on facestab                                                                      shout at your foe that the salmon they cooked is RAW to send them flying a bit
+loving good with high damage on backstab (probably less than the actual knife but eh)  +can kill bricks
+100% balls of steel                                                                                                     +100% angery
+100% actual steel                                                                                                       +100% temptation to search for the lamb sauce

Pizza Box MK-I                                                                                                           The Bumper Car  
delivering pizza since 2010                                                                                             woo

rocket launcher/primary                                                                                                 equipable vehicle (if thats even possible)/secondary
semi fire                                                                                                                       does this even need a firemode
low or moderate damage                                                                                                low damage
upon "delivering" pizza to teammates and enemies, you start to get a slight speed             drive into your enemies to damage them
boost and the pizza theme from spiderman starts to play and gets louder with                    press and hold down mouse 1 to honk the horn
each "delivery" made.                                                                                                    -loving low damage
+heals teammates when you hit them with pizza                                                              -the car is slow as hell
-you're gonna get loud as forget if you're good at aiming                                                     +100% meme
-slower movement speed at first

Chuck Norris Action Jeans™                                                                                      Ducksaber
whapow                                                                                                                       the quack is strong with you

armor/secondary                                                                                                          flashy glowstick sticking out of a duck that hurts/melee
does this need a firemode too                                                                                        semi fire/spammy
damage booster (melee only)                                                                                        moderate damage
+10% movement speed                                                                                                upon smacking an enemy it makes a quack noise
+5% attack boost for melee attacks                                                                               +100% ducky
+100.1% manliness                                                                                                     +50% Pecon's Legacy
+200.0% legendary                                                                                                      +1% chance to turn into the Duck Cannon instead
+50% chest hair                                                                                                          +10% meme

Peashooter
what, are you gonna fight me with that peashooter?

pistol/secondary
semi fire/spammy
very low damage
-loving sucks with 1 damage for each pea
+bottomless clip
+very spammy
+100% balls of steel

more soon when im not lazy/busy with other things
will eventually add actual weapon ideas

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ill use my 150 wpm typing speed to type things amnd im probably gonna get things wrong anywayys- actually wait i think it was capped at 120 or something son that typing site idk

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spongebob murders workers and bar thugs (and other living beings that i forgot because i haven't played the game in a long while) with karate gloves or bowling balls or EXTREEEEEEEME GUITAR SKILLLLLSSSSSSSSS

trashing robots is ok though

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General Discussion / Re: "Ana" ARG thread
« on: October 30, 2017, 12:59:09 PM »
I already figured out that the audio is basically irrelevant to deciphering this awhile back.

try caesar ciphering it?
maybe the letters are actually scrambled

edit:
Maybe try and fit the words from the audio in between these ones, or vice versa?

EDIT: The dark room of Anas profile picture definitely has something *red* in it. To me it first looked like some claws from a monster reaching to the girl, or maybe it could be some blood drops (or maybe flames??), or heck, its maybe just a random object. I really hope that girl isnt dead cause I dont care if she has spooks in her house, she is a solid 8/10 and gets the "would bang" pass from me
-snip-

looks like someone or something is standing in the window, maybe a ghost
does anyone else notice there's a lot of things relating to hauntings or ghosts, it's a repeating thing

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General Discussion / Re: "Ana" ARG thread
« on: October 28, 2017, 07:00:11 PM »
she was saying "eres una mujer?"   "de donde?" "beso en la mejilla" "vas la que se avecina" "gracias tu tambien" "no eras un hombre" "que bonito nombre! me caes bein!"

probs dosnt mean anything but you never know
eres una mujer? = you are a woman?
de donde? = from where?
beso en la mejilla = kiss on the cheek
vas la que se avecina = you're the one coming
gracias tu tambien = thanks you too
no eras un hombre = you were not a man
que bonito nombre! me caes bein!= what a beautiful name! i like you, babe

google translate is probably not the best but quite a few of these were "verified" spanish to english translations

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General Discussion / Re: "Ana" ARG thread
« on: October 28, 2017, 06:35:04 PM »
-snip-
first image set sounds like the song Still Alive from Portal but i don't recall those lines being in the song, probably a weird variation i haven't heard yet- though i haven't looked into the lego dimensions glados yet so maybe it's from there, i don't know if theres even some version of still alive in lego dimensions so ech

second image set is something i'm not aware of

third image set is obviously from the Fresh Prince of Bel Air

still good to note, you never know what might be vital to solve the clue

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Games / Re: Warframe Megathread - warframe confirmed path of exile
« on: October 28, 2017, 12:16:52 PM »


w o k e

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General Discussion / Re: "Ana" ARG thread
« on: October 27, 2017, 02:17:32 PM »
wait a second.
when i was thinking about the -+-+ with math or magnetism, i suddenly thought of the element helium, which has two electrons (-) and two protons (+). group 18, 8A, 2, and 4.003. is there anything related to helium in a recent clue?

edit: forgot to put that helium is listed under noble gases, and the explosion is related to a gas incident.. possible connection? maybe the answer is on a pipeline? though i don't think helium can cause things to explode, but still a bit of thought

edit 2: with my previous post, alternatively we could tilt the -+-+ to get /x/x, so divide, multiply, divide, multiply, or maybe some technical coding thing from a previous post

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General Discussion / Re: "Ana" ARG thread
« on: October 27, 2017, 01:10:23 PM »
according to a previous detail, ana said her blog was haunted, and we have the incident that killed people in an explosion.. here's some thoughts:

maybe put ghosts at the end of the link
or put demon at the end, considering explosions are basically giant fireballs, demons are associated with fire
both ghosts and demons haunt stuff, i think
maybe try ouija too

as for the -+-+, what uses that? maybe something with gas or a zoom feature?

edit: maybe we need to subtract, add, subtract, add some numbers we've gotten so far; considering that there seems to be a pattern of small numbers being used (small being under 500 at least), maybe we'll get a small number- alternatively, add, subtract, add, and subtract again since it's also a pattern for things to be backwards here, then put the sum to use somewhere

what would be associated with the sum we get (assuming we have a set of 4 numbers, anyways) or where could it be used?

im not a technical guy so all i can really try to provide is thoughts

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Off Topic / [late, sad news] robert guillaume is dead
« on: October 26, 2017, 08:07:36 PM »



also voiced eli vance in half life 2
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D-GU4jvSvz4

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Forum Games / Re: itt: you're a doctor, diagnose the above user's problem
« on: October 26, 2017, 04:43:59 PM »
lack of whites of eyes-itis

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Forum Games / Re: 1000 ways to get kicked out of walmart
« on: October 21, 2017, 09:01:28 AM »
20. attach rocket engines, a steering wheel, wires, and other things to turn a shopping cart into a vehicle, then ignite the engines and blast around the store at high speeds

and then accidentally swerve right out the front doors

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Games / Re: Warframe Megathread - warframe confirmed path of exile
« on: October 21, 2017, 08:57:55 AM »
skana

 :cookieMonster:

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Games / Re: ROBLOX is going to have official books
« on: October 17, 2017, 07:27:21 AM »
there will be a book about a noob who goes on an adventure to try to bring tix back, for no noob can live without tix

they're already starving as it is

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