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Off Topic / Re: [NEWS] Man sets train on fire, self-immolates, and stabs 6 in Switzerland

« on: August 13, 2016, 04:36:06 PM »

Quote from: Daswiruch on August 13, 2016, 04:26:54 PM

i like how in the op you outed the 6 year old stabbed to be the most important one

he was trying to make a reference to 666 but forgot the last 6

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Off Topic / Re: [NEWS] Man sets train on fire, self-immolates, and stabs 6 in Switzerland

« on: August 13, 2016, 04:30:17 PM »

why didn't he just set himself on fire and go around burning other people? it might not have been as bad but at least it would be a crazier story

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Off Topic / Re: hotel mario intro except every noun is replaced with the entire nutshack theme

« on: August 11, 2016, 09:51:53 PM »

i have nutshack in my veins now

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Off Topic / Re: high school

« on: August 11, 2016, 08:23:20 PM »

remember that if there is no teacher around but you still want to learn, you become the teacher

it works the same with bullies too, if there are no bullies, you become the bully

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Off Topic / Re: open rp

« on: August 06, 2016, 09:13:11 PM »

you are in your bed at night, with your eyes barely able to stay open, the shimmering moon light piercing through your window, drifting off to sleep, and when you finally achieve your blissful dreaming state, you are only greeted by a seemingly infinite black abyss in front of you, you decide to start walking in a vain attempt to find anything in the landscape, you walk forward for what seems like hours, your legs feeling as though they are ready to fall off, before you see a lone, pristine, two person park bench in the distance, you run towards the bench with all your energy, you are exhausted by the time you get there, and decide to rest on the bench for several minutes to compose yourself, after you calm down, you decide to examine your surroundings, and see nothing for as long as the black abyss stretches in front of you, a troubling sight, but as you then look to the next seat on the bench next to you, you see crazy frog, as you both stare into each others cocaine white eyes, crazy frog gently places his long, sticky hand on your thigh, and starts producing badly imitated motorcycle noises from his unmoving mouth, you are frightened, but also slightly aroused, what do you do with this crazy frog?

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Off Topic / Re: 9/11 no planes hit the towers

« on: August 04, 2016, 06:55:27 PM »

there was actually no plane and no towers involved on 9/11, it was just a toy plane slicing into a tower made of butter, with them throwing out little people figures for effect, and then a pile of rubble was placed in an empty lot that the government made people believe was actually a giant tower all along, wake up sheep, it's not real

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Off Topic / Re: discussion topic on gender [READ OP WARNING]

« on: August 01, 2016, 07:31:14 PM »

Quote from: Poliwhirl on August 01, 2016, 07:27:28 PM

why do you think it's initially called a "gender change" until they get a "love change" operation? why do you think there's a difference between "transgender" and "transloveual"

i've never heard anyone call it a "gender change"

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