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Forum Games / Re: The RNG Dungeon [updating, please wait...]

« on: June 22, 2016, 04:27:55 PM »

im gonna lie on the floor and contemplate how I didn't get to make any bear puns with my wife

Rolled a 5!
You lie on the floor. You're quite upset about how you didn't get to do bear pun madness with your beloved Slime Girl. Then, all of a sudden...

You become some deadly loving pink bear and do this for about 10 times to the Gun Nut:


Then after that you go back to normal. Sonic Unleashed I guess.

Oh and I should mention the Gun Nut just took about 60HP of damage. Or 75 because of that boost.

I GOT SKIPPED 2 TIMES IN A ROW
loving INSTA-KILL MEGA KICK OF MADNESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS S

Rolled a 1...
By 'insta-kill mega kick of madness', do you mean promptly kicking your self into the Earth's core? Because I'm pretty sure that's not what you're supposed to do.

Rolled a 3.
...Uh, ok. It's not like you're going to be rolling THAT much, but whatever. You have it equipped I guess??

rape

Rolled a 1...
No.

Show the boss a heavily customized awesome gun to get him on our side.

Rolled a 5!
You proceed to reach into your backpack you somehow have filled with amazing guns, and take out 'Blasphemy'.

You swing it around a couple times, noting that since you're at full health, it creates cool af looking piercing energy sword projectiles.
The Gun Nut admires this, and wishes to join you in case you find even more amazing weaponry. And so, they do.

YOU WIN!

i'd like to join the frey

Oh, look, it's someone. Hello, someone.
Another room done, onto the next. Looks different though.  Like, almost like a fast-food place.
And there's a clown.

VS.
Ronald McDonald

While known for being a fast-food mascot, he's also a damn good fighter.
He's also pretty weak. But make no mistake, he can combo you really badly.
❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤ - 240/240 HP
⚔ - 1 ATK
The Adventurers (75% defense boost!)

tber123 ♥♥♥♥ - 4/4 HP	Clownfish ♥♥♥♥ - 4/4 HP	Merp ♥♥♡♡ - 2/4 HP	Zoltan ♥♥♡♡ - 2/4 HP	TableSalt (and 2 clones) ♥♥♡♡ - 2/4 HP	}]Crazy[{ ♥♥♥♥ - 4/4 HP
WaterOre ☠☠☠☠ - DEAD	Nicepoint ♥♥♥♥ - 4/4 HP	hotremox ♥♥♡♡ - 2/4 HP	KristoB ♥♥♥♥ - 4/4 HP	Space1255 ♥♥♡♡ - 2/4 HP	Flatflyer ♥♥♥♥ - 4/4 HP
Satan From Wreck-It-Ralph ♥♥♥♥ - 4/4 HP	Copy Kirby ♥♥♥♥ - 4/4 HP	MeiValentine ♥♥♡♡ - 2/4 HP	Rose the Floran ♥♥♥♥ - 8/4 HP	kongo ♥♥♥♥ - 4/4 HP	Starbound ♥♥♥♥ - 4/4 HP
maplelink64 ♥♥♥♥ - 4/4 HP	Potatoh ♥♥♥♥ - 4/4 HP	Pearooster ♥♥♥♥ - 4/4 HP	Bow ♥♥♥♥ - 4/4 HP	NotBomberguy ♥♥♥♥ - 4/4 HP	startacker ♥♥♡♡ - 2/4 HP
ArmyUnit ♥♥♡♡ - 2/4 HP	Mr.Blocko ♥♥♥♥ - 4/4 HP	Ahead ♥♥♥♥ - 4/4 HP	Whackin ♥♥♡♡ - 2/4 HP	DrHitius ♥♥♥♥ - 4/4 HP	Cybertails1998/ ♥♥♡♡ - 2/4 HP
Mr Noobler ♥♥♥♥ - 4/4 HP	CRITAWAKETS ♥♥♥♥ - 4/4 HP	Twix ♥♥♡♡ - 2/4 HP	d ♥♥♥♥ - 4/4 HP	Tornado Kirby ♥♥♥♥ - 4/4 HP	Slime Girl 8/8 HP - 2 ATK
dat boi!!!!! 10/10 HP - 6 ATK	Lilith & Lilim 16/16 HP - 9 ATK	Kraken 25/25 HP - 10 ATK	Gun Nut 30/30 HP - 6 ATK

And now to write the next one tomorrow because today is a busy day

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Forum Games / Re: The RNG Dungeon [updating, please wait...]

« on: June 21, 2016, 08:11:47 PM »

going to have to delay it until tomorrow because other matters are taking up my time (family stuff)

in the mean time, i'm gonna start writing these in advance so when the clock strikes 12:00 AM for me or whenever i wake up based on when i sleep, i can copy, paste, and press that post button

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General Discussion / Re: Furdle meets Ephialtes

« on: June 21, 2016, 07:50:27 PM »

WHAT

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Games / Re: Entire portal beta leaked onto facepunch

« on: June 21, 2016, 07:47:51 PM »

hey man look your discord clique really got me and those mean words really hurt my precious little internet feelings :((((
in seriousness you didn't have to scream and kick like a baby, i come back to look at this thread and theres 20 loving people screaming at the top of their lungs about me handling a handicapped link
its already gone stfu

maxx, you forgeted up
we aren't just gonna be like "oh ok he wants us to get back on topic lets ignore the fact hes an arrogant ass!!!!"
is it time for you to get banned again, because your stuff side is coming back

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Games / Re: Entire portal beta leaked onto facepunch

« on: June 21, 2016, 07:34:48 PM »

It's three loving pages and nobody clearly loving explains what's going on because it's all stuff people on Facepunch knew about and so nobody needed to explain it.

forget off with the attitude dude, some people aren't in the loop and need a synopsis.

the problem is he should have read it in the first place, something like that has to be bad

in case you guys need a summary:
- OP paid someone to get it and then leaked it
- wave of hate comes in
- creator apparently has a real loving bad life with loveual abuse STDs and this was pretty much what kept them going
- another guy keeps reuploading it, richardhead
- apparently hates the creator and thinks they deserve what they got
- uploaders are banned, thread locked

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Games / Re: Entire portal beta leaked onto facepunch

« on: June 21, 2016, 07:30:44 PM »

y o u  r e a d  t h e  w h o l e  t h r e a d  a n d  s t i l l  r e p o s t e d  t h e  l i n k  y o u  r e t a r d

i think he read loving bare minimum and posted without thinking

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Games / Re: Entire portal beta leaked onto facepunch

« on: June 21, 2016, 07:29:02 PM »

link removed, didn't know it had the full game inside of it and i have not downloaded it yet

the reason wasn't because it had the full game inside, the reason was because the guy who leaked it paid someone to get it, was a loving richardhead about it and to the creator him/herself, and kept reuploading it for funzies

read the loving thread next time before you even think about posting it

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Games / Re: Entire portal beta leaked onto facepunch

« on: June 21, 2016, 07:17:04 PM »

loving remove it you piece of stuff
why the hell would you post something not meant to be posted

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Games / Re: mighty no 9 is out, and...

« on: June 21, 2016, 07:06:41 PM »

game sucks

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Creativity / Re: i'll make you 3D text

« on: June 21, 2016, 09:00:47 AM »

"yiff" in hot pink and comic sans with a cyan background

animation of your choice

"forget those stupid shrek memes" in comic sans and dark green, spinning as weirdly as possible

i may have overdone it

will work on more after a nice nap/sleep
i didn't sleep yet

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Forum Games / Re: Would You Rather

« on: June 21, 2016, 08:06:30 AM »

tables I guess why not

would you rather be frozen by a female chinese scientist and watch helplessly as she shoots icicles into your forehead
or be forced to move to florida

florida
absolutely florida i have good friends there

bang a dead body

or

bang a incredibly ill person

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Creativity / Re: i'll make you 3D text

« on: June 21, 2016, 08:04:25 AM »

"King Smore" waving up and down and this nice toasted marshmallow color

i'm gonna experiment with fonts, if you want a specific one let me know

in bright lime green and waving like the one in the OP
when you mean transparent do you mean the background or the text cause trans background

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Drama / Re: shyGriff - 20196

« on: June 21, 2016, 07:20:37 AM »

isn't this the guy that posted the tom r toe videos and such in the blockland cytube

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Off Topic / Re: How to fix an expanded Nalgene (if even possible)?

« on: June 21, 2016, 07:07:37 AM »

http://nalgene.com/contact/

if it's damaged enough you can contact them and they might give ya a new one

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Creativity / Re: i'll make you 3D text

« on: June 21, 2016, 07:04:59 AM »

'you're gonna make me text, daddy' purple, spinning, transparent

have one that says Shark in all caps with a light blue coloring vibrating and transparent

closest i could get to vibration on this engine, oddly enough it plays faster in my image viewer rather than inbrowser