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Forum Games / Re: The RNG Dungeon [OH GOD BEAR]

« on: June 17, 2016, 09:34:25 PM »

Quote from: Clownfish on June 17, 2016, 09:33:05 PM

im gonna lie on the floor and contemplate how I didn't get to make any bear puns with my wife

ssshhhhhhh its ok i'll do something special 4 u this turn

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Forum Games / Re: The RNG Dungeon [OH GOD BEAR]

« on: June 17, 2016, 09:31:52 PM »

Quote from: MeiValentine on June 14, 2016, 06:22:19 PM

* Rinse and repeat, let's try again.

* It's hiiiiigh tide.

Rolled a 6 and a 5!
You cast Shell, once again, but this time, it's supercharged, giving a 75% damage reduction from enemies for 3 turns! However, the immense power required some sort of sacrifice, and as such, took 2HP from you.

Also, let's have your friend do that thing that happened last time except worse. So let's...oh. Oh god. Oh GOD that'd big let's just step a couple feet away from that. That's. That's gonna slam the bear. Ok. ...I don't he took that well. That was like, what. 50HP of damage? Yikes.

Quote from: WaterOre on June 14, 2016, 06:24:40 PM

Wrestle the bear to the loving Grounds.

Rolled a 6!!
Alright, so- why is there a wrestling ring here. What are you doing. ARE YOU REALLY DOING THIS? WHY IS HULK HOGAN HERE HOLY stuff THIS ISN'T NORMAL

ARE YOU forget-WHY ARE YOU GOING THROUGH THE CEILING WITH THE BEAR IN YOUR ARMS

WHERE DID YOU GO

IS THAT YOU IN THE AIR COMING DOWN LIKE A METEOR-HOLY stuff

YOU JUST loving CAME DOWN LIKE A METEOR AND NOW THERE'S DEBRIS EVERYWHERE
DUDE THAT BEAR ISN'T ALIVE ANYMORE

ARE YOU ALIVE?

OK
YOU'RE NOT

YOU WON?!?!?!?!?!

I'm sorry. I need a minute. Just. Hold on.

Ok, I think I'm mentally prepared now. That was way too fast, way too quickly.

Quote from: d on June 15, 2016, 05:18:22 AM

can I join

Hello. How are you? Are you enjoying the forgetstorm you just walked into? Good, prepare for more loving Flavortown USA.

Oh look next room next enemy good go fight it.

VS.
Gun Nut

Warrior of the Cult of the Gundead.
Can attack 3 people with his giant bulletspreading sword.
❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤ - 280/280 HP
⚔⚔ - 2 ATK (can attack three people)

The Adventurers (have a 1.25x attack boost & 50% defense boost!)

tber123 ♥♥♥♥ - 4/4 HP	Clownfish ♥♥♥♥ - 4/4 HP	Merp ♥♥♡♡ - 2/4 HP	Zoltan ♥♥♡♡ - 2/4 HP	TableSalt (and 2 clones) ♥♥♡♡ - 2/4 HP	}]Crazy[{ ♥♥♥♥ - 4/4 HP
WaterOre ☠☠☠☠ - DEAD	Nicepoint ♥♥♥♥ - 4/4 HP	hotremox ♥♥♡♡ - 2/4 HP	KristoB ♥♥♥♥ - 4/4 HP	Space1255 ♥♥♡♡ - 2/4 HP	Flatflyer ♥♥♥♥ - 4/4 HP
Satan From Wreck-It-Ralph ♥♥♥♥ - 4/4 HP	Copy Kirby ♥♥♥♥ - 4/4 HP	MeiValentine ♥♥♡♡ - 2/4 HP	Rose the Floran ♥♥♥♥ - 8/4 HP	kongo ♥♥♥♥ - 4/4 HP	Starbound ♥♥♥♥ - 4/4 HP
maplelink64 ♥♥♥♥ - 4/4 HP	Potatoh ♥♥♥♥ - 4/4 HP	Pearooster ♥♥♥♥ - 4/4 HP	Bow ♥♥♥♥ - 4/4 HP	NotBomberguy ♥♥♥♥ - 4/4 HP	startacker ♥♥♡♡ - 2/4 HP
ArmyUnit ♥♥♡♡ - 2/4 HP	Mr.Blocko ♥♥♥♥ - 4/4 HP	Ahead ♥♥♥♥ - 4/4 HP	Whackin ♥♥♡♡ - 2/4 HP	DrHitius ♥♥♥♥ - 4/4 HP	Cybertails1998/ ♥♥♡♡ - 2/4 HP
Mr Noobler ♥♥♥♥ - 4/4 HP	CRITAWAKETS ♥♥♥♥ - 4/4 HP	Twix ♥♥♡♡ - 2/4 HP	d ♥♥♥♥ - 4/4 HP	Slime Girl 8/8 HP - 2 ATK	dat boi!!!!! 10/10 HP - 6 ATK
Lilith & Lilim 16/16 HP - 9 ATK	Kraken 25/25 HP - 10 ATK

Reminder: this is not a serious game and people can instant kill based on how awful the roll is
that's how it is lol
((plus i'm tired and got zero sleep last night))

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Forum Games / Re: Would You Rather

« on: June 17, 2016, 08:24:46 PM »

Quote from: Insert Name Here² on June 17, 2016, 08:09:30 PM

Kiss ass because it only lasts for like a half a second

Would you rather;
Be the richest man in the world yet, you will never find love and never have love, at all.
Be poor but you DO own a house, yet you can find love and have love

be poor and own a house because i can just get a job

would you rather

be in any video game world but you are by default equipped with the lowest equipment available

-or-

be in a comic world but you are suddenly the antagonist of it, constantly hunted down by the good guys

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Off Topic / Re: a bad stepmania player's thread (killercop's stepmania scores thread)

« on: June 17, 2016, 08:21:51 PM »

ow 290BPM 16ths

i could probably do expert 21 but eh i'm cool w/ this

fun constant stream chart (even though it wasn't constant the WHOLE way through)

a easy expert 16 since i felt like doing something different

this is a dumb chart lol

gonna take a break so i can finish up rng dungeon
should i stream this later?

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Off Topic / a bad stepmania player's thread (killercop's stepmania scores thread)

« on: June 17, 2016, 07:56:45 PM »

so i'm getting back into playing stepmania again
i already have a lot of packs available so i'm probably gonna play a LOT of songs

in the meantime while i play up have some videos

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=et0qjXwPp4o
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dioNGd1EMXU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pa9xalJd9Rs

had to edit because i apparently hit enter too early T_T

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Forum Games / Re: avatar rate thread

« on: June 17, 2016, 10:23:27 AM »

infinity/10

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Off Topic / Re: Keemstar Gave Out My Personal Information (((NOT MY VIDEO)))

« on: June 17, 2016, 06:48:33 AM »

Quote from: MonkeyFunkyMonkey on June 17, 2016, 06:47:32 AM

Keemstar only gave out his skype name which happened to be his real name right?

pretty much but that can do a lot of bad stuff

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Off Topic / Re: Keemstar Gave Out My Personal Information

« on: June 17, 2016, 06:41:33 AM »

Quote from: gr8dayseth on June 17, 2016, 06:37:16 AM

it's just the name of the video
but you should change the title cause it is a bit misleading like maybe put quotes around it or something

anyways jesus christ I haven't been following much of the keemstar drama stuff but this is pretty bad

this is a good idea and i absolutely agree

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