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Off Topic / Re: Taya's special interest and Kink Emporium (Growing userlist!)

« on: June 16, 2016, 12:53:07 AM »

i just jerked off to literal drowning and climaxed
can someone recommend me the closest amount of kittens i can stare at on end to relieve the pain

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Off Topic / Re: Overwatch research Taken Down By Blizzard

« on: June 15, 2016, 11:34:08 PM »

Or they just do it to new things.

probably both?
why do you care so much?

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Off Topic / Re: baltimore 911 line unavailable

« on: June 15, 2016, 06:32:52 AM »

Your so wrong lol
Amber alerts are for missing youth.

this is correct

what
i was told amber alert was when a kid goes missing, and it's named as such because the person who pressed to get such an alert made had their kid named amber get abducted

i'm p. sure they mean it happens a lot because no loving 911 service

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Drama / Re: Anonymous person spamming the master server

« on: June 15, 2016, 04:41:45 AM »

kalphiter

if this is real loving wow
(if not still wow)

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Drama / Re: :Shinigami: - Spamming threads & abandoned projects

« on: June 15, 2016, 04:40:14 AM »

autism level at max capacity

/support

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Off Topic / Re: 42 people shot, 7 killed in Chicago

« on: June 15, 2016, 03:08:33 AM »

it's lord tony what do you expect
jesus christ furling was better than this

this, and at least he was funny at times

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Forum Games / rate the song above you v777

« on: June 15, 2016, 01:56:29 AM »

yep

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VGTNZ3eSQmk

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Off Topic / moving

« on: June 15, 2016, 01:55:44 AM »

https://forum.blockland.us/index.php?topic=298458

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Off Topic / Re: night discussion topic I guess [night 26]

« on: June 15, 2016, 01:22:42 AM »

clearing the entire game again

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Off Topic / Re: 2016 USA Presidential Race News & Discussion: OBAMA ENDORSES HILLARY (NEW POLL)

« on: June 14, 2016, 11:59:35 PM »

not sure if this was posted here:
http://money.cnn.com/2016/06/13/media/donald-Annoying Orange-washington-post-credentials/

ouch

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Off Topic / Re: My new keyboard arrived today

« on: June 14, 2016, 10:47:10 PM »

switches?

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Forum Games / Re: MindHive [Christmas Eve]

« on: June 14, 2016, 08:35:40 PM »

give the SWAT zombies some cash and tell them to go get catering from red robin

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Off Topic / Re: What type of gay are you?

« on: June 14, 2016, 06:36:53 PM »

½

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Off Topic / [NEWS] Russian gay couple 'arrested for Orlando tribute'

« on: June 14, 2016, 06:26:55 PM »

http://www.france24.com/en/20160613-russian-gay-couple-arrested-orlando-tribute

TL;DR A gay couple has been detained by Moscow police in Russia after leaving flowers and a sign with "Love wins" written on it outside the US embassy. Russian law bans protests over gay rights, and LGBT people in the country suffer severe discrimination and family values.

forget everything

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Forum Games / Re: The RNG Dungeon [radioactive chair returns]

« on: June 14, 2016, 06:18:40 PM »

Please use this against it

Rolled a 1...
I promptly come down, take the AA-12 from you, and blast it in your face, instantly killing you.
No one tells the Dungeonmaster what to do.
Even if you ask nicely.
And now I'm going back up.

I think about screwing over logic and take a gun out of nowhere and shoot it at the Guardian.

Rolled a 4!
Bud, logic really doesn't matter here. You appearify a revolver from thin air, and shoot it right into the Crown Guardian, dealing 6HP of damage!

* Cast Shell to try and reduce the Guardian's damage.

* Destroy it with Tsunami.

Rolled a 3 and a 4.
You take out an eggshell and toss it onto yourself. Was kinda stupid, gotta admit.
However, your Kraken friend here uses Tsunami and deals a heavy wave of 30HP of damage to the Crown Guardian!

use the toy shotgun as a blunt weapon

Rolled a 5!
You take out a rather large NERF shotgun, that you modified to be very spiky and damaging, and slam it right into the Crown Guardian, dealing 12HP of damage!

get a trampoline and angle it so that things can bounce toward the guardian
proceed to bounce into the guardian

Rolled a 1...
You set up the trampoline and angle it juust right. You hop onto it at max speed, and go right into the Crown Guardian!
...But you die and nothing happens to it. Radiation, dude. We talked about this.

throw a rock at it

Rolled a 1...
You toss a rock at it. It being directly into you. Your brain. Somehow piercing through it. And causing you to no longer function. How do you forget up something that bad?

I breath dragon fire at the crown guardian

Rolled a 6!!
You take a large inhale...
And exhale the largest loving flame anyone on this earth has probably seen directly onto your foe, dealing an insane 45HP of damage to the Crown Guardian!!
...What smells like burning flesh? ...Oh. It's you. You stop drop and roll for a short period of time because forget if that's not the worst feeling, and you take 2HP of damage. Maybe that attack is a tad too powerful.

Pour Red liquid Underneath The Guardian's Feet Making Him Sink

Rolled a 3.
You pour a mysterious red liquid under the Crown Guardian.
...Instead of making him sink, it does literally nothing.
What's that supposed to do, anyways?? (if this is a reference to a layered liquids experiment, funny n_n)

Attempt to life steal from the crown guardian for a chance of overhealing

Rolled a 5!
You cast a life stealing spell onto the Crown Guardian, overhealing you for 4HP more, and obviously, taking 4HP away from the Crown Guardian!

remove him

Rolled a 3.
You attempt to use the Remover tool on your Tool Gun on the Crown Guardian, but something appears in front of you. Looks like an X and the name World. Probably belongs to something named World. Who's World, though?

throw down speakers and blast propaganda out of them, to increase our attack damage

Rolled a 4!
Tossing out large speakers from nowhere, Russian propaganda begins to play, boosting your party's potential (attack) by 1.25x for 3 turns! Maybe everyone has Russian origins, oddly enough.

alright since i'm back i'll just throw a deadly disc at it

Rolled a 5!
Toss. 20HP. Moving on.

anyways spam the stuff out of the double gatling guns(almost forgot that would instantly kill me) ((hey buddy gatling guns aren't a thing in nuclear throne)) triple machineguns
hey im a gun god afterall

Rolled a 4!
Taking out a triple machinegun, you proceed to spam it to the nth degree until you run out of bullets, dealing about 25HP of damage in the progress!

me and waifu throw food at boss

Rolled a 4!
You toss (poisonous) food at the delightfully wonderful (evil) Crown Guardian, giving (forcing) him to have (take) a pretty interesting amount (10HP) of damage!

I really shouldnt do this again, but i'll come back next turn regardless
* Cast Death on Boss
haha im ready

Rolled a 4!
You cast the dangerous spell known as Death onto the Crown Guardian. Surprisingly, it works, and instantly mauls him!

YOU WIN!
The Revive Mist revives Twix, startacker and Zoltan with 1/2HP!
The Revive Mist fades away.
A purple portal appears under you, taking you out of the now stopped elevator and onto the 3rd floor!
And also, into the first room, showing...

VS.
BEAR

OH GOD IT'S A BEAR
KILL IT KILL IT KILL IT
❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤♥♥ - 222/222 HP
⚔⚔⚔ - 3 ATK
The Adventurers (have a 1.25x attack boost!)

tber123 ♥♥♥♥ - 4/4 HP	Clownfish ♥♥♥♥ - 4/4 HP	Merp ♥♥♡♡ - 2/4 HP	Zoltan ♥♥♡♡ - 2/4 HP	TableSalt (and 2 clones) ♥♥♡♡ - 2/4 HP	}]Crazy[{ ♥♥♥♥ - 4/4 HP
WaterOre ♥♥♥♥ - 4/4 HP	Nicepoint ♥♥♥♥ - 4/4 HP	hotremox ♥♥♡♡ - 2/4 HP	KristoB ♥♥♥♥ - 4/4 HP	Space1255 ♥♥♡♡ - 2/4 HP	Flatflyer ♥♥♥♥ - 4/4 HP
Satan From Wreck-It-Ralph ♥♥♥♥ - 4/4 HP	Copy Kirby ♥♥♥♥ - 4/4 HP	MeiValentine ♥♥♥♥ - 4/4 HP	Rose the Floran ♥♥♥♥ - 8/4 HP	kongo ♥♥♥♥ - 4/4 HP	Starbound ♥♥♥♥ - 4/4 HP
maplelink64 ♥♥♥♥ - 4/4 HP	Potatoh ♥♥♥♥ - 4/4 HP	Pearooster ♥♥♥♥ - 4/4 HP	Bow ♥♥♥♥ - 4/4 HP	NotBomberguy ♥♥♥♥ - 4/4 HP	startacker ♥♥♡♡ - 2/4 HP
ArmyUnit ♥♥♡♡ - 2/4 HP	Mr.Blocko ♥♥♥♥ - 4/4 HP	Ahead ♥♥♥♥ - 4/4 HP	Whackin ♥♥♡♡ - 2/4 HP	DrHitius ♥♥♥♥ - 4/4 HP	Cybertails1998/ ♥♥♡♡ - 2/4 HP
Mr Noobler ♥♥♥♥ - 4/4 HP	CRITAWAKETS ♥♥♥♥ - 4/4 HP	Twix ♥♥♡♡ - 2/4 HP	Slime Girl 8/8 HP - 2 ATK	dat boi!!!!! 10/10 HP - 6 ATK	Lilith & Lilim 16/16 HP - 9 ATK
Kraken 25/25 HP - 10 ATK

'Tis a silly place.