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Forum Games / Re: Shy Guys really handicapped quest.
« on: October 22, 2016, 10:11:42 PM »
shoot self with lugermorph and hope it gets you somewhere

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RUN BACK TO COMPUTER
THEN CONTINUE THE DAMN FANFIC

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Be careful guys...
Hiring Bronson will result in a challenge...

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my sis says its too complicated and doesnt want to play it anymore

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Help / Blockland will not load even after removing addons.
« on: October 21, 2016, 10:19:51 PM »
/title
What should I do to fix this problem?

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The tank will be exposed after the mercenary arrives...

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double post on accident purpose sorry

Bronson Talks

The name's Bronson.
hello yes do you have medical supplies
no
Paint a few rocks with golden paint and hand it to the guy
Sign me up, I got the cash.
I got 12,520 cash I can use. I hire the mercs
I spent all my money on that tank that didn't work.
wow look at this 1 million dollars i somehow magically had in my pocket
slip him one gorillion dollars
That's a huge amount of money.

We made an airplane, wanna see it?

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So, you got money, huh?
Thanks for the donations, pals. Check out one of our mercenaries to hire.

The Wolf Scrapper. 3 attacks:
Hunh deals heavy damage once. It cannot roll below 3 or above 4.
Wah hits three times and slightly pierces armor. Cannot roll above 4 or below 2
Hunh Wah Kacha hits for heavy damage and rolls normal values.


The Wolf Thug. 2 Uzis make short work of unarmored tanks. Cannot damage armor.
They never miss, although he sprays and prays.


The Wolf Grenadier, master of homemade explosives. He has many different explosives in his arsenal.
H.E Soap Bomb deals heavy damage and cannot roll above 4.
Shrapnel Bomb crushes armor but is useless on a tank's health. Cannot roll above 4.
Smoke Bomb does no damage, but can reduce enemy accuracy. It does not miss.


The Wolf Devastator. He can't hurt himself when rollin' low but will hurt someone else.
Anti-Tank Missile deals heavy armor piercing damage. Does not damage armor but cannot roll above 4.
Shockwave Missile deals moderate armor piercing damage. Cannot roll above 4 and temporarily weakens enemy armor.
Shredder Missile deals MASSIVE damage but cannot roll above 5. Roll value suffers -2 unless allies assist.


The Wolf Artillery. This special mercenary has 4/4 health rather than 3/3.
Mortar Shell deals moderate damage. It cannot roll below 2 or above 4.
High Explosive Shell deals heavy damage and cannot roll above 4.
Disruptor Shell deals minimal damage. It cannot roll below 3 or 4 and disrupts a random enemy weapon.

And finally, the garbage truck. GARBAGE DAYY!!!

It has 5/5 HP. It has certain abilities.
Trash Talk gives all enemy attacks a 50% chance to go to this mercenary.
Armored Hold makes it so that it only takes 1 damage from attacks. No exceptions!
And, its deadly yet sacrificing attack...
Garbage Dump deals massive damage to enemy armor and health, but destroys itself in the process.

So, what'll it be, huh? Vote on that poll.

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A figure approaches everyone...

Hey you!
What are all of you doin' here? This is Silver Wolf territory!
If you've got money, come to our doorstep shown here! We'll let some of our crew work for ya if you have the gold.


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Attack Results

CRITAWAKETS: rolled 4
You smash the red button. An explosion appears on the tank, dealing 85 damage to it! However, no exploding planets have been reported.
Redconer: rolled 6
You shove an air pump into GrapeJellyToastMan's mouth. You turn the pump on. Grape is then reinflated, but as you take out the pump, you blast your eyes with highly compressed air.
ZeUberMedic: rolled 1
You find a medkit. You open it up and stab a syringe in yourself. It's the bubonic plague. However, you manage to quarantine yourself before it could get nasty. But the next thing you know, your buboes pop instantly. RIP
Cybertails1998: rolled 6
You try to negotiate with the demons. They agree to help destroy the tank, but the devil is currently sleeping. The deal was, you spend 1 more turn in there and they attack the tank. The demons strike, dealing 101 damage!!
Space1255: rolled 3
You throw your ball into your locker, then punch the tank. You swing at the air for unknown reasons. Faint laughing is heard somewhere close by.
Twix: rolled 3
You try to form a kugelblitz. The ball lightning fails to orb up.
Nix the Glaceon: rolled 4
You eat some veggies to regain HP. Eating kale gives you 1 HP!
Deoxys and One Noob: rolled 4
Time to send the angry kids at them. You fire the noobishness at the tank. The forums repeatedly hit the tank with words, dealing 62 damage.
TableSalt: rolled 2
You mash the B button on your NES controller. Your fingers are bleeding. No effect. The controller wasn't plugged in!
SubDaWoofer: rolled 3
Where's the nuke?
tber123: revived Microsoft EDGE
Microsoft EDGE clicks to respawn while you slap him. He gets 1 extra HP!
JamesH: rolled 3
You split the supernova, and send one half to the future. You use the supernova against the tank! No effect though.
Gojira: rolled 4
You nullify the enemy HP by a few. 57 HP, to be exact.
Rabbot32: rolled 3
You do a thing.
kidplasma: rolled 2
Welcome aboard!
You try to hop inside the tank by somersaulting. You accidentally break your back while doing it.
crazies alt: rolled 2
You do something so catastrophically catastrophic that you catastrophically hurt yourself.

The tank somehow combusts and explodes.

tber123: 4/3
Twix: 1/3 [Flak Cannon active] [Shield HP: 3/3]
Mr Queeba: 3/3
Cybertails1998: cast into hell [Cannot be revived for 2 turns.]
NotBomberGuy: 3/3 Rebuilding stuff: 3 turns left
MoltenKitten: 3/3
Space1255: 3/3 [Soccer Ball unequipped]
Rabbot32: 2/3
TristianLuigi: 3/3
cromartini: 2/3
kidplasma: 2/3
crazies alt: 3/3
eboyblue10: 1/3 1/3 [Tactical Vest Equipped] Weaponized UCG's hatred
SubDaWoofer: 3/3 [Plutonium Hunger installed] Ordering spears w/ Rayo's Number: 2 turns left
Juncoph: 3/3
CRITAWAKETS: 2/3 (P.S.V: freaking blammed itself)
CRIT's Fortress: Destroyed by the Precursor
Potatoh: 2/3
Notorious B.I.G: 2/3
GrapeJellyToastMan: 3/3 (Compound: Destroyed by the Precursor)
Man of Greenish: 3/3
Mobile Command Center: Destroyed by the Precursor
}]Crazy[{: 3/3
Somemong: 1/3
Nix the Glaceon: 2/3
KV-2[DESTROYED]: Destroyed by the Precursor
Redconer: 2/3
JamesH: 3/3 [Supernova Ready]
Microsoft EDGE: 4/3
Pngu12970: 3/3
Deoxys And One Noob: 4/3
Gojira: 3/3
crazies alt: 2/3
Rigel: 2/3
ZeUberMedic: plague'd
Malleo100: 3/3
TableSalt: 1/3
Just M2: 3/3 [Building Howitzer: 2 Turns left]
Amazon Prime TerminalTM: 3/3

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Forum Games / Re: Super Stick: The Game
« on: October 19, 2016, 08:43:23 PM »
call badspot

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Forum Games / Re: Engineer's weird misadventures [SPY & SPY]
« on: October 19, 2016, 08:20:38 PM »
make a fanfic of the spies

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Forum Games / Re: Super Stick: The Game
« on: October 18, 2016, 10:10:25 PM »

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Add-Ons / Re: NewSound_Roblox
« on: October 18, 2016, 09:10:31 PM »

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Forum Games / Re: HOW FAMOUS IS THE ABOVE USER
« on: October 18, 2016, 09:09:48 PM »
8/10 IGN
not too much dawoofer too

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