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Forum Games / Re: The RNG Universe (und is dead)
« on: October 10, 2016, 05:29:40 PM »
say "knife"
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General Discussion / Re: Boss Battles - Page 1234 edition
« on: October 10, 2016, 11:15:11 AM »
hooray
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Forum Games / Re: Tank Busters! That forum game where you destroy tanks. (T-34 IS HERE)
« on: October 09, 2016, 11:59:30 PM »Attack Results
eboyblue10: rolled 6
You weaponize the hatred towards UCG. You may use it next turn. A chunk of your arm had to be removed to weaponize it. Game-
Oops. You have armor.
Twix: rolled 6
You rebuild the terminal. You work on the radio systems. Now, the deliveries come 1 turn faster! However, you shock yourself because you are bad at wiring.
CRITAWAKETS: rolled 6!
You try to build yourself a P.S.V. Whatever the heck it had, you somehow installed. You added an extra shield that absorbs an attack. However, you tripped over an undone screw, hitting yourself on your head.
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The devil throws his trident at the tank, dealing 100 damage and piercing armor!
NotBomberGuy: rolled 4
You start rebuilding the HQ and crap. Due to losing the blueprints of it, it will take 5 turns to repair all of it.
Deoxys and One Noob: rolled 1
You pull out your anti material rifle and fire. Turns out you actually held fire. Actual fire. You are then burnt to a crisp.
this battle is lit
SubDaWoofer: rolled 6
You start preparing a nuke, scavenge with a bag, and request a spear with that number. You worked your head off. Literally. However, you managed to screw your head back on before the bad stuff happens.
TableSalt: rolled 3
You cry salty tears. But nothing happens.
crazies alt: rolled 3
You try to scare the Russians. Too bad you're... uh... a soundproof box?
Redconer: cant' revive crazies alt
You can't find him. The Russians will decide the verdict on crazy.
cromartini: rolled 2
The next thing you are going to say- AAAAGH!!!
That's the sound of you being run over. Thankfully, you survived.
ZeUberMedic: rolled 2
You fire an anti tank rifle. The thing was, the shot was so wild and loud it burst your eardrums and missed the tank.
Malleo100: rolled 3
After making those carrot guns, you shoot it. Then it jams. Well, what do you know!
JamesH: rolled 1
You try to harness the moon beam. The beam refuses to be taken hold of and blasts itself at you. Don't play with moonbeams
Nix the Glaceon: rolled 1
You throw a book at the tank. Nothing happens. You pick up the book and read it. Souls instantly possess your body. Was that... Winnie the Cursed Soul???
Pngu12970: rolled 1
You shoot a tank at the tank. The tank is a tank so the tank blocks the tank and the tank bounces off the tank which hits you who launched the tank. tankity tank tank you died
Microsoft EDGE: rolled 5
You gulp a morphine, giving the strength you needed. Then, you take the tank up into the air and freaking suplex it, dealing 83 damage.
y u do this to us random.org
T-34
HP: 600/700 (Armor: 336/700)
Soviet tank used during WWII. Much better than those puny panzers.
machinegun attacks every turn, cannon attacks every 2 turns
The machinegun shoots Potatoh!
tber123: 3/3
Twix: 3/3 [Flak Cannon active]
Mr Queeba: 3/3
Cybertails1998: 2/3
NotBomberGuy: 3/3 Rebuilding stuff: 5 turns left
MoltenKitten: 3/3
Space1255: 2/3 [Soccer Ball Equipped
Rabbot32: 2/3
TristianLuigi: 3/3
cromartini: 2/3
eboyblue10: 1/3 1/3 [Tactical Vest Equipped] Weaponized UCG's hatred
SubDaWoofer: 2/3 [Plutonium Hunger installed] Ordering spears w/ Rayo's Number: 4 turns left
Juncoph: 3/3
CRITAWAKETS: 2/3 (P.S.V: 3/3)
CRIT's Fortress: Destroyed by the Precursor
Potatoh: 2/3
GrapeJellyToastMan: 3/3 (Compound: Destroyed by the Precursor)
Man of Greenish: 3/3
Mobile Command Center: Destroyed by the Precursor
}]Crazy[{: 3/3
Somemong: 3/3
Nix the Glaceon: Possesed by Winnie the Pooh
KV-2[DESTROYED]: Destroyed by the Precursor
Redconer: 3/3
JamesH: got freaking blasted by moonlight[Sun Beam Exhausted]
Microsoft EDGE: 1/3
Pngu12970: Hit by a tank deflected from the tank that hit the tank shooter
Deoxys And One Noob: ashes
Gojira: 3/3
Rigel: 2/3
TableSalt: 3/3ZeUberMedic: 3/3
Malleo100: 3/3
Amazon Prime TerminalTM: 3/3
Stalin has decided the verdict for crazies alt...
Безумцы альт теперь должны делать принудительный труд на 2 оборота. Красноармейцы не могут напасть на него или они столкнутся со смертью.
(Crazies alt must now do forced labor for 2 turns. Red Army soldiers may not attack him or they will face death.)
crazies alt cannot perform attacks until his 2 turns have ended. He cannot be hurt either.
Stalin has decided the verdict for crazies alt...
Безумцы альт теперь должны делать принудительный труд на 2 оборота. Красноармейцы не могут напасть на него или они столкнутся со смертью.
(Crazies alt must now do forced labor for 2 turns. Red Army soldiers may not attack him or they will face death.)
crazies alt cannot perform attacks until his 2 turns have ended. He cannot be hurt either.
crazies alt: Invincible Labor turns left: 2
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General Discussion / Re: Why isnt this game dead yet?
« on: October 09, 2016, 10:06:55 PM »What makes this game cling to life like it is now?the fact that the community is way better than other games and are much more mature
What gives people the will to keep this game alive?
Why?
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Forum Games / Re: We write a letter to Badspot, one word at a time.
« on: October 09, 2016, 09:46:10 PM »
rhyming
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Forum Games / Re: Tank Busters! That forum game where you destroy tanks. (T-34 IS HERE)
« on: October 09, 2016, 06:54:25 PM »
bump
dont worry folks update on the way
dont worry folks update on the way
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Forum Games / Re: We write a letter to Badspot, one word at a time.
« on: October 09, 2016, 06:48:27 PM »
we
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Forum Games / Re: The RNG Universe (und is dead)
« on: October 09, 2016, 06:47:45 PM »
get an nes controller and do the konami code
up up down down left right left right b a start
lets see what happens
up up down down left right left right b a start
lets see what happens
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Forum Games / Re: Diamond in the rough
« on: October 09, 2016, 05:50:06 PM »
i was thinking of putting up undertale fanart
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Forum Games / Re: garycast.us name generator
« on: October 09, 2016, 03:44:15 PM »
Kacie the Realistic Industrial Chinchilla
Yi the Premier Commercial Reindeer
Carlee the Hungry Traditional Gospel Turtle
Yi the Premier Commercial Reindeer
Carlee the Hungry Traditional Gospel Turtle
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Add-Ons / Re: Skeleton Bot Playertypes
« on: October 07, 2016, 04:42:06 PM »
edit: does this overwrite skelebro
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Off Topic / Re: the dumbest bootleg games you've ever seen
« on: October 06, 2016, 09:25:03 PM »BloxCity is definitely up there
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Forum Games / Re: Tank Busters! That forum game where you destroy tanks. (T-34 IS HERE)
« on: October 06, 2016, 06:28:44 PM »Attack Results
Rigel: rolled 3
You try to kick its face. Well, where is its face?
Redconer: Revived NotBomberGuy
You revive him.
Twix: rolled 6
You set down a blanket and take stuff out of your picnic basket. What's this? Lifesteak? You eat it to fully heal yourself AND get an extra health point!
Space1255: obtained soccer ball
You got a soccer ball! Use it against the tank to make it taste your sick moves.
Cybertails1998: rolled 4
You find the exact same hammer of your past hammer and swing it at the tank. Your hammer doesn't bounce off and deals an explosive 53 to the tank.
SubDaWoofer: installed Plutonium Hunger, revive rolled 5
Crawling from your grave, you install Plutonium Hunger. This allows you to order stuff, like the terminal, but it takes 4 turns for it to arrive. By the way, someone rebuild the buildings.
TableSalt: rolled 1
You flail around helplessly. You appear to be fully stuck to the tank! The tank will fire on you this turn.
Malleo100: rolled 2
You throw the same sledgehammer again. It bounces off of the tank and whacks your head.
Rabbot32: rolled 3
Where's the skullheart?
ZeUberMedic: rolled 3
You aim the rocket at the tank and fire. It somehow flies into the sky and explodes. The rocket was actually a firework.
CRITAWAKETS: rolled 5
You find your healing drones. They took the bullets out of your body and stitched you up!
Nix the Glaceon: revive rolled 2
Can't revive. The vending machine appears to be out of "Heartola."
crazies alt: rolled 6
You get inside the tank to kill the turret. The turret has feelings, so you shoot it with a shotgun, dealing 72 damage before the crew grabs your gun and points it at you. you died..?
T-34
HP: 700/700 (Armor: 419/700)
Soviet tank used during WWII. Much better than those puny panzers.
machinegun attacks every turn, cannon attacks every 2 turns
The machinegun shoots Rigel and the cannon blasts TableSalt's left arm, but spares his right.
tber123: 3/3
Twix: 4/3 [Flak Cannon active]
Mr Queeba: 3/3
Cybertails1998: 2/3
MoltenKitten: 3/3
Space1255: 2/3 [Soccer Ball Equipped
Rabbot32: 2/3
TristianLuigi: 3/3
eboyblue10: 1/3 2/3 [Tactical Vest Equipped]
SubDaWoofer: 3/3 [Plutonium Hunger installed]
Juncoph: 3/3
CRITAWAKETS: 3/3 (Marauder: Destroyed by the Precursor)
CRIT's Fortress: Destroyed by the Precursor
Potatoh: 3/3
GrapeJellyToastMan: 3/3 (Compound: Destroyed by the Precursor)
Man of Greenish: 3/3
crazies alt: Russia's POW
Mobile Command Center: Destroyed by the Precursor
}]Crazy[{: 3/3
Somemong: 3/3
Nix the Glaceon: 3/3
KV-2[DESTROYED]: Destroyed by the Precursor
Redconer: 3/3
JamesH: 3/3[Sun Beam Exhausted]
Microsoft EDGE: 1/3
Pngu12970: 3/3
Deoxys And One Noob: 3/3
Gojira: 3/3
Rigel: 2/3
TableSalt: 3/3 Hands stuck in tank barrelAmazon Prime TerminalTM: Destroyed by the Precursor
NOTE: someone save crazy from the soviet tank
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