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Forum Games / Re: The RNG Universe (und is dead)

« on: October 06, 2016, 01:54:00 PM »

am i ded
if not, stretch neck
if i am, revive

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Forum Games / Re: Give Facts About The Above User V2

« on: October 05, 2016, 06:12:25 PM »

you look like Freek

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Forum Games / Re: Tank Busters! That forum game where you destroy tanks. (TOTAL CHAOS)

« on: October 05, 2016, 12:25:35 PM »

Attack Results

crazies alt: rolled 2
You didn't manage to get your true self to heal you, so you used the bullet bill on the tank. It is homing and only goes after Mario. You look like Mario. -1 HP
Twix: rolled 2
You tried to use a chainsaw to cut the treads, but the T-34 runs your hand over. they see me rollin'
cromartini: rolled 4
I don't know how you did this, but your kicks, man! 55 damage!
Space1255: rolled 6
You punch the tank this time. However, your fist is surrounded with plasma, dealing 89 damage but your hand disappears.
TableSalt: rolled 6
You shove a cork in the tank. Your hands get stuck though. The tank cannon will deal 1 less damage next turn.
CRITAWAKETS: rolled 1
Feeling powered by money, you charge at the tank, shooting at it. Turns out you're broke and the bullets bounce off the tank, killing you. get more cities
Redconer: revived Nix
Injecting what certainly isn't the bubonic plague into Nix, they are alive again.
SubDaWoofer: rolled 1
You try to get a life. But the game you're playing is too interesting.
Deoxys and One Noob: rolled 3
You try to call in a tank, but it blows up, mainly because you don't own it.
eboyblue10: rolled 5
You do anything related to beaning the tank: throwing beanbags, beaning it with a hammer...
84 damage.
Cybertails1998: rolled 4
You duct tape dynamite to a hammer, making sure it doesn't fall off. You run towards the tank, hammer in hand and smash the front. The hammer bounces off and flies out of your hands. No effect...?
Microsoft EDGE: rolled 2

grab the tank and smash it into the ground
repeatedly

You carry the tank up, but you lose strength as its above you. You stop holding it. Ouch!

T-34

HP: 700/700 (Armor: 472/700)

Soviet tank used during WWII. Much better than those puny panzers.

machinegun attacks every turn, cannon attacks every 2 turns

The machinegun fires at Rabbot32, dealing 1 damage!

Players:

Hawt: 2/3

Bing2: 3/3

NotBomberGuy: DED, can be revived now (Tiger I):Destroyed by the Precursor

tber123: 3/3

Twix: 1/3 [Flak Cannon active]

Mr Queeba: 3/3

Cybertails1998: 2/3

MoltenKitten: 3/3

Space1255: 2/3 [Boxing Gloves UnEquipped]

Rabbot32: 2/3

TristianLuigi: 3/3

eboyblue10: 1/3 2/3 [Tactical Vest Equipped]

SubDaWoofer: DED Nothing installed yet

Juncoph: 3/3

CRITAWAKETS: DED (Marauder: Destroyed by the Precursor)

CRIT's Fortress: Destroyed by the Precursor

Potatoh: 3/3

GrapeJellyToastMan: 3/3 (Compound: Destroyed by the Precursor)

Man of Greenish: 3/3

crazies alt: 1/3

Mobile Command Center: Destroyed by the Precursor

}]Crazy[{: 3/3

Somemong: 3/3

Nix the Glaceon: 3/3

KV-2[DESTROYED]: Destroyed by the Precursor

Redconer: 3/3

JamesH: 3/3[Sun Beam Exhausted]

Microsoft EDGE: 1/3

Pngu12970: 3/3

Deoxys And One Noob: 3/3

Gojira: 3/3

Rigel: 3/3

TableSalt: 3/3 Hands stuck in tank barrel

Amazon Prime Terminal^TM: Destroyed by the Precursor

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Forum Games / Re: The RNG Universe (und is dead)

« on: October 04, 2016, 11:51:38 PM »

revive or riot

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Suggestions & Requests / Re: Battle Nations Mega Tank

« on: October 04, 2016, 05:38:39 PM »

Bump

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Forum Games / Re: Tank Busters! That forum game where you destroy tanks. (TOTAL CHAOS)

« on: October 04, 2016, 03:36:04 PM »

Attack Results

Nix the Glaceon: rolled 1
You try to freeze UCG's balls off, but he holds up a mirror and deflects it to yours. The freeze burns you so badly that you turn into a statue. frostbite much
JamesH: rolled 5
You transform into the sunbeam. You provide a great burst of gamma rays at the tank, destroying it.
Redconer: rolled 3
Peashooter what?
Twix: rolled 2
You fire the flak cannon. The shots bounce off of the tank and hit you in the arm. Ouch. -1 HP
TableSalt: rolled 3
You shout as loud as you can into a microphone hoping to destroy the tank. Turns out the microphone had its batteries out the entire time. #batteriesoutforharambe
Rabbot32: rolled 5
You did a thing that hurt the tank by 74 damage.
crazies alt: rolled 2
You throw a bottle at the tank but it bounces off of it and hits your face. thats bullshet i did not hit you
Pngu12970: rolled 4
Pulling a branch from a nearby tree, you poke the tank's fuel tank, dealing 53 damage.
Cybertails1998: rolled 2
You run to the hatch and try to open it, dynamite in hand. It doesn't open, so you try to open it up with a crowbar. Next thing you know, the dynamite explodes in your hand.
GrapeJellyToastMan: rolled 3
You cried.
NotBomberGuy: fixed
i fixed u
Deoxys and One Noob: rolled 2
You pull the pin. Then you think about life. The grenade explodes in your hand.
Space1255: rolled 3
You punch the air.
SubDaWoofer: rolled 1
You grab Bing2's Nuclear Throne supernuke and try to fire it. He beats you up because you stole it from him. eh idk what now
eboyblue: rolled 6
You place magnets below the tank. The tank is stunned. However, a magnet flies from where you placed them, whacking your body armor. What a lifesaver!
Rigel: rolled 4
You slip on some gloves and aim your lightning AWP at the tank and fire, dealing 64 damage.
Malleo100: rolled 4
Uhh... okay...
You strap a knife to a carrot and throw it at the tank. Somehow effective. 57 damage.
Microsoft EDGE: rolled 3 and 3 (i missed him so he gets 2 attacks)
You pull out the Rockets Tetrakakimbo. They weren't loaded.
You also try to pick up a road roller with the intent of smashing it and punching it on the tank, but you're not superhuman.
NOTE: dont forget that his attacks come from the discord
The tank explodes. The tank commander flies off with his jetpack.
Next enemy:

T-34

HP: 700/700 (Armor: 700/700)

Soviet tank used during WWII. Much better than those puny panzers.

machinegun attacks every turn, cannon attacks every 2 turns

Players:

Hawt: 2/3

Bing2: 3/3

NotBomberGuy: DED, cannot be revived for 1 turn (Tiger I):Destroyed by the Precursor

tber123: 3/3

Twix: 2/3 [Flak Cannon active]

Mr Queeba: 3/3

Cybertails1998: 2/3

MoltenKitten: 3/3

Space1255: 3/3 [Boxing Gloves UnEquipped]

Rabbot32: 3/3

TristianLuigi: 3/3

eboyblue10: 1/3 2/3 [Tactical Vest Equipped]

SubDaWoofer: DED [Boiling Veins Active]

Juncoph: 3/3

CRITAWAKETS: 3/3 (Marauder: Destroyed by the Precursor)

CRIT's Fortress: Destroyed by the Precursor

Potatoh: 3/3

GrapeJellyToastMan: 3/3 (Compound: Destroyed by the Precursor)

Man of Greenish: 3/3

crazies alt: 2/3

Mobile Command Center: Destroyed by the Precursor

}]Crazy[{: 3/3

Somemong: 3/3

Nix the Glaceon: DED

KV-2[DESTROYED]: Destroyed by the Precursor

Redconer: 3/3

JamesH: 3/3[Sun Beam Exhausted]

Microsoft EDGE: 2/3

Pngu12970: 3/3

Deoxys And One Noob: 3/3

Gojira: 3/3

Rigel: 3/3

Amazon Prime Terminal^TM: Destroyed by the Precursor

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Forum Games / Re: Give Facts About The Above User V2

« on: October 04, 2016, 02:49:31 PM »

you have a sleeping kirby avatar

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Forum Games / Re: Tank Busters! That forum game where you destroy tanks.

« on: October 04, 2016, 01:51:47 PM »

pull out a golden nuke which shoots three nukes, which then each nukes split up into 3 super flak cannons, which each split up into 3 flk canons, which detonate on hitting the wal, which release disco colors and lightning

Fire a nuke that splits into smaller nukes which split into more small nukes which all split into mini tanks which fire nukes that split into more little nukes, repeat until target is completely annihilated

k

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Forum Games / Re: Ban the User above you

« on: October 04, 2016, 01:13:21 PM »

User was banned for trying to have a wish granted

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Forum Games / Re: Tank Busters! That forum game where you destroy tanks. (TOTAL CHAOS)

« on: October 03, 2016, 06:27:59 PM »

-snip-

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Suggestions & Requests / Re: Ramp Truck Vehicle

« on: October 03, 2016, 12:05:53 PM »

It could be possible given that a helicopter addon could carry cars via mini game.

Skycrane

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Forum Games / Re: Tank Busters! That forum game where you destroy tanks. (TOTAL CHAOS)

« on: October 02, 2016, 06:48:03 PM »

Attack Results

NOTE: for this one I'm using an actual die, just an experiment though

tber123: revived Rigel
You manage to find his bits everywhere and take out your "sutures." Rigel is stitched back together.
TableSalt: rolled 4
Shoving your football helmet on, you hop onto a catapult and fly at the tank, dealing 68 damage.
ZeUberMedic:frick yeah
Attack rolled: 3
You pick up a rock and toss it at the tank. Turns out you threw it at a random propane tank faraway.
cromartini: rolled 1
As you attempt to seduce the tank, a burning spaceship comes out of nowhere and crushes you. Huh, I wonder where that came from!
Space1255: flipped heads
The coin you flipped drags you back into the game!
CRITAWAKETS: rolled 5
Massus Revivus! All people are successfully revived!
SubDaWoofer: rolled 3
You initiate your magic. Turns out that everyone's still alive.
Nix the Glaceon: rolled 2
You try to throw a diamond pickaxe toy at the tank, but you drive it into your hand instead.
As for the magazines, it will have to be executed next turn.
NotBomberGuy: rolled 6
You stare at the tank with demonic eyes, dealing 65 damage. Unfortunately, you stare so hard your undead eyes burst. You cannot be revived for 2 turns because of this.

Anti Gravity Tank

The tank fires its high velocity round, dealing 2 damage to eboyblue10, piercing his armor!

HP: 42/350 (Armor: 0/900)

Players:

Hawt: 2/3

Bing2: 3/3

NotBomberGuy: DED, cannot be revived for 2 turns (Tiger I):Destroyed by the Precursor

tber123: 3/3 [Evacuated]

Twix: 3/3 [Flak Cannon Inactive]

Mr Queeba: 3/3

Cybertails1998: 3/3

MoltenKitten: 3/3

Space1255: 3/3 [Boxing Gloves UnEquipped]

Rabbot32: 3/3

TristianLuigi: 3/3

eboyblue10: 1/3 3/3 [Tactical Vest Equipped]

SubDaWoofer: 2/3 [Boiling Veins Active]

Juncoph: 3/3

CRITAWAKETS: 3/3 (Marauder: Destroyed by the Precursor) [Evacuated]

CRIT's Fortress: Destroyed by the Precursor

Potatoh: 3/3

GrapeJellyToastMan: 3/3 (Compound: Destroyed by the Precursor)

Man of Greenish: 3/3

Mobile Command Center: Destroyed by the Precursor

}]Crazy[{: 3/3

Somemong: 3/3

KV-2[DESTROYED]: Destroyed by the Precursor

Redconer: 3/3

JamesH: 3/3[Sun Beam Exhausted]

Microsoft EDGE: 2/3 [Evacuated]

Pngu12970: 3/3

Deoxys And One Noob: 3/3

Gojira: 3/3

Rigel: 3/3

Amazon Prime Terminal^TM: Destroyed by the Precursor by the Precursor[/color]

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Forum Games / Re: The RNG Universe (und is dead)

« on: October 02, 2016, 06:18:25 PM »

look it in the eye
see if he cares

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Suggestions & Requests / (server)Keyblade

« on: October 02, 2016, 06:14:35 PM »

An edit for the key.
Comes in the 4 basic colors, but with a twist!
Right click with a key in hand to turn it into a keyblade! Left click to swing it.

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Forum Games / Re: The RNG Universe

« on: October 01, 2016, 11:04:13 PM »

Banana is not submitting. Time to go Slave War on his ass.

A 3-ship fleet is sent of dreadnoughts. Possible backup can come some time.



The ships will launch fighters on arrival.

/support