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you get a name

i insert a bump

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Forum Games / Re: The (probably) stupid story of a blockhead
« on: August 13, 2016, 12:03:02 AM »
shoot some people

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Forum Games / Re: We write a letter to Badspot, one word at a time.
« on: August 12, 2016, 06:13:13 PM »
HOUSE

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Forum Games / Re: Tank Busters! That forum game where you destroy tanks.
« on: August 12, 2016, 06:10:43 PM »
Attack Results

Hawt: Rolled 2
You didn't know what to shoot at it with, so you shot a bullet at it.
Unfortunately for you, the bullet ricocheted off the armor and hit your knee, making you get injured.
Bing2: Rolled 5
I don't know how you did it, but you fired exponential nukes that shoot tanks. It dealt 81 damage!
tber123: Rolled 2
You set some landmines down, but one explodes as you placed it. It caused a chain reaction with the other mines too.
Twix: rolled 3
Mr Queeba helped you stuff the nuke that splits into 2 nukes that shoot super flak cannons that shoot flak cannons that shoot lasers and disco lights inside your launcher. Sadly, the rocket refused to fire.
NotBomberGuy: rolled 6
You touched the panzer lightly. Then, out of nowhere, your finger explodes, dealing 80 damage to the tank and blasting your hand! Everyone is surprised that you have the finger of Zeus.
Space1255: rolled 5
You charge at it, and hit it with the force of a bull, dealing 51 damage!

The tank explodes before everyone's eyes. We did it!
Next enemy:
Panzer III
HP: 300/300
Panzer I's older brother is PISSED.

Players:
Hawt: 2/3 HP
Bing2: 3/3 HP
tber123: 2/3 HP
Twix: 3/3 HP
NotBomberGuy: 2/3
Mr Queeba: 3/3 HP
Space1255: 3/3 HP
TIP: You can heal people and revive them without failure.

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General Discussion / Re: should i make a forum game
« on: August 11, 2016, 10:43:03 PM »
uh

sure?

nothing is stopping you
idk should u

I mean what's stopping you

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General Discussion / Re: SUBSCRIBE TO ME BROO!
« on: August 11, 2016, 09:38:39 PM »
why would i sub to you

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General Discussion / Re: should i make a forum game
« on: August 11, 2016, 09:38:02 PM »
k thanks guys i did it

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That forum game where you destroy tanks.
Thanks to Tuevon for making the logo
Join the discord! https://discord.gg/HGMeRHS

Since the other forum games (like RNG dungeon and blockade busters 2)went down, I decided to make my own!
Tank Busters is about killing tanks! (sorry pompmaker2)
Number rolls:
1- ROCKET RIP
You fire a rocket that explodes in your face, killing you instantly.
2- MEH
The rocket lands 5 feet away from you. The blast slightly hurts you.
3- so close
The rocket is fired at the target but misses, dealing no damage to anyone.
4- DIRECT HIT
The rocket you fire hits the target and does what it does, dealing moderate damage.
5- KAPOW!
The rocket splits and deals more damage than before!
6- TANK KILLER
Your rocket fires, but the recoil of the shot hurts you but deals great damage.
Support your friend enough to get...
7- COMPLETELY OBLITERATED
Your friend helps you load a nuke into the gun. The attack kills you and hits your friend.
You each get 3 HP points, lose em all and you're dead! Roll a revive:
1-3=dead
4-6=alive

Let's begin!
Panzer 1
HP: 100/100
This light tank may be small but will bug you.

About Airstrikes
I'll start a poll to launch an airstrike. It happens every 3 enemies.
If it reaches yes, I'll roll:
1/3: airstrike failiure
4/6: hit
I'll come in with this airplane below:
The airstrike damage is randomized, and you can save future airstrikes for tougher enemies.
If the airstrike fails, don't worry, you can use it again next turn.

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Drama / Re: ChatRapist (32496)
« on: August 11, 2016, 09:36:11 PM »
spam walls of... spam.
donald Annoying Orange confirmed
/support

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Forum Games / Re: dr. howard's amazing adventure
« on: August 11, 2016, 07:33:19 PM »
persuade him to assist you

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Forum Games / Re: The (probably) stupid story of a blockhead
« on: August 11, 2016, 07:32:17 PM »
jack off while driving

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Help / Re: Blockland is unresponsive/crashes on startup
« on: August 10, 2016, 09:33:28 PM »
One more thing.
The screen doesnt show but I am able to press buttons.

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Forum Games / Re: Dead on Arrival - (another) Garry's Mod Adventure
« on: August 10, 2016, 09:14:39 PM »
knock, say hello

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take the shotgun and blast the guy in the background's face

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