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General Discussion / My funniest moment in Blockland. (In tears)

« on: August 27, 2015, 05:51:35 PM »

I'm going to make this a green text... It will explain it better. Please, read the whole thing.

>Launch Blockland, looking for a good server
>Knife TDM, Gun Game, etc
>My eyes see something
>Autism RP
>I had to re-read it to believe it
>Never experienced this before, why not
>Join the server (it has about 15 people in it)
>Confused
>10 minutes later
>I'm the only doctor, I have an office, I'm supposed to cure people with autism
>...I'm supposed to cure people with autism
>Wut
>I go with it anyways
>"Cure" a couple of patients
>GreatIdea.jpg
>Couple minutes later
>0.5 player-scale kid comes in with his mom
>Probably some 11 year old
>"Please cure him."
>"Yes, ma'am."
>"Alright kid, you are going to take this huge ass needle, and it will hurt a whole lot."
>Idea is forming
>Kid gets a little nervous
>"Sit still you little brat."
>"Now, I need you to take off your pants and bend over."
>Kid looks at mom
>"It's okay, son."
>Kid bends over
>It's happening
>Chat:/hug
>begin thrusting
>Staring at the mom the whole time
>kid doesn't understand for a few seconds
>I'm tearing up
>Kid came to his senses, he disconnects ASAP
>Chat:/love
>"Alright, he should be cured."
>Kid's mom hasn't moved an inch
>She is staring at me
>Bursting out in laughter at this point
>ThCIAGood.gif
>I walk away, pretend to do doctor stuff
>She slowly leaves the office
>She definitely understood what just happened
>My experience with Autism RP.


This is why I love Blockland.
(This is not supposed to offend anyone with autism, I just took advantage of being a doctor.)

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Faces, Decals, Prints / New Funny Faces

« on: August 25, 2015, 11:45:05 AM »

Hey! This is officially my second add-on. Check out my first one here --> http://forum.blockland.us/index.php?topic=284503.0

What
This add-on includes 4 new faces:
-Lenny
-Me Gusta
-Obama
-Yaranaika

Download dis crap right here boi!
(How to install video comes with download.)
https://hostr.co/NTtcY8xrdWgS

Pix for Clix
(Click on the pictures to see better.)

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Add-Ons / [FIXED] New Sound Effects!

« on: August 23, 2015, 02:18:48 PM »

 Hey! This is my first add-on. It isn't much, but I really like it. Please check the text document from the download to tell you how to install it.

Now in mono! :)

What is it?
This add-on gets rid of those annoying cartoon sounds.

How?
It replaces those annoying sounds with better, more realistic (and satisfying) sound effects.

Sound effects
What was changed? (So far)

Breaking a brick: Now makes a more realistic crumbling noise.

Turning your flashlight on / off: Now sounds more like... A flashlight! Big surprise!

Jumping: A more realistic, concrete jump.

Fast / Slow impacts: A big / quiet thud.

Water Splash: Sounds more realistic.

Admin joining: Royal Annoying Orangeets!

Person banned: Cartman yells: "How would you like to suck my balls!?" (I know you read it in his voice)
I didn't include footsteps.   It would be annoying to listen to after a while. (I believe)
Also because I'm too lazy to code it. :)

Pix for clix! (Demo)
https://youtu.be/DEo46072RRk

And finally! The download link.
https://hostr.co/7VZo39BxpPOy

So Far
Thank you all for the feedback, now has more sounds that are all mono.  

Note: Rarely works on other servers. Use on your own server for the best experience.