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1741
as local pot dealer i think

that is all thankyou.

1742
That is a doctored photo that was proven fake many years ago. And there aren't any reptilians walking around the city. I think you may have had a little too much of the good stuff.

as local pot dealer i can confirm that he has had a little too much of the good stuff.

1743
can you guys just chill the forget out and smoke a few doobies?

as local pot dealer i /support this notion

1744
Forum Games / Re: One word story
« on: December 20, 2015, 11:16:39 AM »
crumpets

1745
as local pot dealer i have an important announcement

i will deal pot outside the papa john's  at the corner today at 5pm
that is all thank you

1746
local pot dealer

1747
as head postman i would like to make an announcement

because the nuclear war has burned all paper in the world mail is now steel instead of paper

1748
as head postman i have an important announcement

blocklandian postal services will continue to be fully operational despite the devastating atomic war that is currently raging in our glorious country
because of some starfish who isnt even on the list of central people in blocklandia what a tool

1749
as head postman i would like to inform that i am head postman, highest-ranking of all postmen, but not president of postmen, which makes me unable to be assassinated by president assassin Maxwell

1750
as head postman i have an important announcements

centered images are now banned and users of it will be jailed even if they are McJob which according to McJob is excempt from all bad things happening to McJob

1751
as head postman i have an important announcement

the blocklandian post force has been temporarily incapacitated after several adresses had to be removed from the register of every person after the senate decided to bomb every house with no current inhabitants

1752
as head postman i have an important announcements

after a 3-day siege of every blockbuster in the country the films V for Vendetta and any and all Star Wars movies are now allowed to be sent through mail after everybody stopped giving a stuff

also, you are legally required to watch the following films:

  • Lavaboy & Sharkboy 1 + 2
  • Beverly Hills Chihuahua 1, 2 + 3
  • All films of the Air Bud and Air Buddies franchise

if you mail the main post office you will recieve a copy of each. failing to do so within 4 days of this announcement will result in being transported to a prison camp.


1753
Beneath this mask is an idea, and ideas are bulletproof.

As head postman all copies of any of the 6 currently avaliable star wars films on dvd/bluray + copies of the V for Vendetta movie will be confiscated and incinerated if they are sent through mail which is the best way of communicating with your peers

1754
After a vigorous run-through of the complete list of persons in our glorious empire McJob has been located. His adress is: 352 stuffsville Ave. in Badsburg. 13th and 21st mailman divisions have spammed his mailbox, about 12 million letters are on their way to his house as we speak

1755
as head postman i have an important announcement

if you are a rebel you will not recieve any mail
that is all thank you

edit: after an announcement by the senate if you are mcjob or alternatively redconer you will also not recieve any mail

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