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Off Topic / In the airport with the world's tamest security, they caught Khalil Mohamed.

« on: September 08, 2016, 06:48:23 AM »

So yesterday, in Ezeiza International, an airport with very tame security (you can pass security with your shoes on, your jackets, it's a metal detector which always sounds and you have to show your pant pockets to the cop that's usually there on his phone), they caught a terrorist which The US, Brazil, and even the interpol was looking for him.

http://tn.com.ar/politica/detuvieron-un-terrorista-libanes-cuando-entraba-al-pais_711452

http://www.clarin.com/politica/Detuvieron-Ezeiza-ciudadano-libanes-terrorismo_0_1646235550.html

http://www.lanacion.com.ar/1935663-detienen-en-ezeiza-a-un-supuesto-terrorista-libanes

The guy tried to enter the country with a fake ID from Paraguay (Due to the Mercosur, you don't need a passport if your ID is from any country in the union) and was caught in migrations.

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Off Topic / Crossroads. What do?

« on: September 07, 2016, 06:08:41 AM »

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Off Topic / THAT MOMENT WHEN YOU HIT 1 MILLION RESIDENTS AND SC4 DECIDES TO CRASH

« on: September 06, 2016, 09:25:37 PM »

I'VE SPENT ABOUT FOUR HOURS ON THIS GODDAMNED CITY AND HIT THE MILLION RESIDENTS AND AS I ZONE MORE, MOTHERforgetER CRASHES TO DESKTOP. WORDS CANNOT DESCRIBE MY ANGER. THIS ISN'T CAPS LOCK, IT'S SHIFT! IS THERE ANY GODDAMNED AUTOSAVER THAT'S GUARANTEED TO WORK?? THE ONLY ONES I CAN FIND ARE IN SHADY DOWNLOAD SITES AND WOULDN'T WANT TO RISK IT.

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Off Topic / It's 3:30am and they shanked my tires AMA

« on: September 04, 2016, 01:30:48 AM »

So I came back from eating dinner at a restaurant with visitors. Two tires shanked. I sent them home on a cab and waited for the tow truck. The tow came, I got to the pneumatics shop at about 2:00am and turns out, they tried to rob them and shanked them because they couldn't. The starfishs also broke one of the tire's nuts so we can't get one of them off. FML. I also have to be at a place far from the city by 1pm so I'm not going to get any sleep that is if the truck gets fixed.

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Off Topic / I'm being torn apart. What do?

« on: September 01, 2016, 09:44:56 AM »

So my classmates came back from the senior trip to Bariloche and one of my friends told me that he forgeted one of my classmate's girlfriend. Now my friend has a girlfriend and his girlfriend is also my friend.

I don't know what to do. I can keep secrets and I never tell anyone anything but this is tearing me apart.

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Forum Games / The Blogland Forums makes up the laws.

« on: August 30, 2016, 05:43:45 AM »

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You can also create a new law following the same format.

Forum Legislature - 1337

Punishments are enacted for those who intend on leaving this hellhole of a forum.

Created: 30/8/2016

Enacted: when the forums required key registration

Article 1 - Violators will be cursed with the thought of obtaining another account for the price of $10 (TEN) U$D.

Forum Legislature - 0486

Users will be declared BOS upon reaching a substantially bad record.

Proposed: August 30, 2016

Nomenclature:	"BOS" refers to Ban-on-Sight, a condition where once an aliased account's identity is revealed to be an offending user, they will be promptly and permanently banned.
	"Offending User" refers to a user or account that has met the conditions below that merits a BOS to be applied to any assumed identity.

• Article I — Conditions
  Offending users that pass these conditions are affected by Article II
  • Section 1 — Five Repeat Case
    If a user is banned five times for violating forum rules, they are affected by Article II.
  • Section 2 — Three Major Repeat Case
    If a user is banned for spamming images and text en masse at any time with the exception of any provision that allows such for an "April Fool's Day Special", they are affected by Article II.
    • En mass here is described as using over 20 images each on any five posts.
• Article II — Bans
  The offending user is banned henceforth and forevermore.  Any alternate alias or "alt" that is determined to have the same identity is to be immediately and permanently banned.

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Off Topic / This forum is bad for our futures

« on: August 28, 2016, 11:19:50 PM »

Imagine going to a job interview and the first thing the interviewer asks is

"Do you remember joining the Blockland forums?"

I imagine most of you grabbing your heads and saying "aw forget".

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Games / EVOLUTION: Minecrash Modpack for 1.7.10 [SERVER: CHECK OP] UPDATE: v2.1

« on: August 23, 2016, 03:32:43 PM »

EVOLUTION: Minecrash Modpack for 1.7.10

Dynamic Map

HEY YOU, AUTISTIC FORUMER!
 DO YOU LIKE TECHOLOGIC MODS LIKE THESE FELLOWS???

I prefer tech mods over magic mods. Theres no magic mod I like to use.

all magic mods suck, they're pretty gay

honestly the best mods are industrial mods
no magic stuff in this world, who needs plant magic when you CAN HAVE PLANT POWER
MUAHAHAHHAHAHAA

these are probably my favorite

ic2
ic2 nuclear control 2
ic2 gravitation suite
ic2 advanced machines
ic2 advanced repulsion systems
computercraft for a e s t h e t i c
BUILDCRAFT TO HELP AUTOMATION BECAUSE WHO DOESn'T WANT A CIRCUIT FACTORY
damn...wish redpower 2 wasn't so old
archimedes' ships so i can SWIFTLY TAKE OVER THE WORLD


i would say reactorcraft but that stuff was too hard

now now the only magic mod i care for is Project E or EE2 in general
why? because I CAN loving CHEAT TO AN EXTENT


if someone wants to start a world with at least ic2 experimental and buildcraft i would love to do so

edit: the ic2 NUCLEAR REACTORS TRIGGER ME THOUGH

OH YES AND ALSO RAILCRAFT THAT stuff WAS AMAZING

YES, OF COURSE YOU DO, ONLY cigaretteS LIKE MAGIC MODS

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Cars_and_Drives <- to be removed because no fuel consumption
CodeChickenCore
Coroutil
Farseek
HardcoreDarkness
IC2NuclearControl
IndustrialCraft-Experimental
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        Fixed only granite in the furnace recipe.
        Fixed piston recipe.
        Fixed compressor recipe.
        Fixed extractor recipe.
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        Fixed every recipe needing vanilla stone.

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1.5 - Fixed every recipe needing the vanilla chest.

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        Reduced year length because it was too long.
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2 - Removed Greg's IC2 and added ICClassic

2.1 - Fixed parsing error, lol. my bad

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Off Topic / This was one morning full of action

« on: August 22, 2016, 07:23:58 AM »

So I went to my uncle's office today to get some paperwork for my class when suddenly, he got a phone call.

My aunt was hit head-on by another vehicle and he took off. She was chasing him as she called.

We got on the office's van to see if we could intercept this guy. She passed us a description and the license plate. She told us the streets and neighborhoods she was going through. We told her to stop following him because she was being taken straight into the stufftiest place in the city (Jose Leon Suarez; Ciudadela; Villa Madero)

We called the police and about a half-hour after, they called us telling us that they got the guy at a toll booth in a highway. We went there and told my aunt to go. When she got there, she exited the car screaming "THIS MOTHERforgetER TOTALED MY CAR JAIL HIM AND SHOVE A STICK UP HIS ASS YO loving forgetER ASDF" or something like that. The cops looked at us.

We were expecting a totally beat-up car. The chevy logo was cracked and slightly bent inwards. My uncle got red and told the cops "talk with my wife".


I couldn't stop laughing. It was hilarious!

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Off Topic / Potentiometry (electrobrown townitical techniques) help guise

« on: August 16, 2016, 04:17:17 PM »

A selective electrode for Ca⁺² is submerged in a solution where [Ca⁺²] = 6mM. The meter reads 65.3mV. A reading is made in a solution which has been diluted on a 1/25 ratio from the original solution you want to brown townyze and gives off a reading of 0,0432V.

The electrode responds to the following ecuation: E = L - (59.1mV/n) * pCa⁺²

Calculate [Ca⁺²]


The answer is 810.15mM. I got 0.437mM


I did the following:

E = L - (59.1 * 65.3mV)/2e^- * 2.22pCa⁺²
E = L - 4283.74 mV*pCa⁺²/e^-

L - 4283.74 mV*pCa⁺²/e^- = L - (59.1*43.2mV)/2e^- * pCa⁺²

4283.74 = 1276.56 * pCa⁺²

pCa⁺² = 3.36

[Ca⁺²] = 4.37e-4 M

[Ca⁺²] = 0,437mM

I've found a few errors as I was typing this but I am unsure how to actually solve the problem. I was absent the class my teacher explained the electrobrown townitic methods.

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Off Topic / Xbox controller crashing when right motor vibrates

« on: August 12, 2016, 02:23:14 PM »

Recently, when using my USB 360 controller, it crashes and reboots into Player 2 whenever it vibrates ingame. I used a vibration test program and it crashes whenever the right motor moves.


Anyone know a fix or had to deal with a similar problem?

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Off Topic / Tony is scaling the Annoying Orange towers

« on: August 10, 2016, 04:11:45 PM »

Someone's going to get dettained. i took this from the couch, im not going to get up

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Off Topic / If your internet history appears on your skin, how forgeted are you?

« on: August 04, 2016, 08:30:20 AM »

Shower thoughts.

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Off Topic / How can I politely tell my parents that they drive like stuff?

« on: July 09, 2016, 10:00:32 AM »

I mean seriously. I may hold the wheel with my knee sometimes but I use the turn signals, I flash my lights, never cut anyone off, I respect my lane, I go under the speed limit, and I stop at yellow and red lights and don't floor it at yellow/red.

On the other hand, my parents do quite the contrary and tell me to do what they do when I drive.

Like brother you win the lottery if you drove your whole life like that and still haven't crashed

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Off Topic / After 5 years, I learned that a friend's nickname was a racial stereotype

« on: July 06, 2016, 04:40:54 PM »

So I have this black friend called Nicholas. When I joined the school, everyone called him "tripod". The nickname doesn't bother him. Sometimes, the nickname morphed into "tripo" (tree-po) and "tripodi" (tree-po-dee). I asked why and was responded "Don't ask". I realized today that he's called "tripod" because black people have long-as-forget roosters and tripods have three legs.


i am truly shocked at how I couldn't think about this earlier