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BLF FIGHT GROUP 2017

An adopted crackbaby from the Bronx, Unova (unova) has always had trouble getting a girlfriend; usually, the problem is getting girls to look at him. But when Ramona Flowers (Mary Elizabeth Winstead) skates into his heart, he finds she has the most troublesome baggage of all: an army of normal human beings who will think he's stupid as forget.


THE WORLD

Name: THE WORLD

Weight: Infinite

Height: Pretty Big

Ethnicity: Earth

Gender: Neptune

Special Move: Disliking mediocre content


its the whole world lol



BLAKE

Name: Blake1Studios

Weight: 180 lbs

Height: 5'6"

Ethnicity: Transfrican

Gender: Youtube

Special Move: Subtweet
- Blake uses his block button to defend himself, and then tweets passive aggressively when he is safe from criticism.

Blake1Studios has a peculiar weakness where dislikes give him anger and power. If the crowd is against him, he only gets stronger..



PREVIOUS FIGHTS

McZealot /vs/ Kimon
McJob \vs\ Nal /vs/ Kochieboy
Unova /vs/ The World

official twitter

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Off Topic / Dab Megathread - Akio ACHIEVES the World Record.
« on: September 07, 2016, 02:45:25 PM »
The Dab

(pictured: woman having a stroke)


The Dab is a dance move in which the dancer simultaneously drops the head while raising an arm and the elbow in a gesture that has been noted to resemble sneezing.



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On September 4th, 2016 (3 days from this post) an individual under the alias, "Hick Doles" set the guinness world record for dabbing in one sitting.
His record was 2 minutes

(picture links to video)

I am Akio and this is My Story

I will be attempting to pass this and have my name go down in history forever. I believe that it will be a long road, but after sufficient training I should have the capabilities to accomplish this. I will be publically going for a time of 2:07 on September 13th, 2016 in the "Retro Arcade" discord at 2:07 PM. Please support me and send me money so I can accomplish this.







History of The Dab

The Dab has its origins in the Atlanta hip-hop scene, but there is disagreement about who originated the dance. Artists frequently mentioned as possible originators include Migos (as in "Look at My Dab"), Skippa Da Flippa, Peewee Longway, and Rich The Kid.

American rapper Bow Wow attempted to explain the origin of the dab dance, saying it derived from the cannabis dabbers community started long before the dance move in 2012. He was met with opposition from other rappers who immediately took to Twitter to insult and disagree with him.

Some have speculated that the dance move originated from Dabbing, an action taken by those who snort cocaine from their elbow while acting like they are sneezing. However, there is no proof that this claim is either true or false. NFL football player Cam Newton of the Carolina Panthers is well known for performing this dance move when he scores a touchdown.







Black People

Black people (seen both capitalized and with lowercase "b") is a term used in certain countries, often in socially based systems of racial classification or of ethnicity, to describe persons who are perceived to be dark-skinned compared to other given populations. As such, the meaning of the expression varies widely both between and within societies, and depends significantly on context. For many other individuals, communities and countries, "black" is also perceived as a derogatory, outdated, reductive or otherwise unrepresentative label, and as a result is neither used nor defined.

Different societies apply differing criteria regarding who is classified as "black", and these social constructs have also changed over time. In a number of countries, societal variables affect classification as much as skin color, and the social criteria for "blackness" vary. For example, in North America the term black people is not necessarily an indicator of skin color or ethnic origin, but is instead a socially based racial classification related to being African American, with a family history associated with institutionalized slavery. In South Africa and Latin America, mixed-race people are generally not classified as "black". In other regions such as Australasia, settlers applied the term "black" or it was used by local populations with different histories and ancestral backgrounds.

I hate them.





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Off Topic / #freeRLCBM2016 - #HE #IS #FREE
« on: September 03, 2016, 01:45:24 PM »

he was banned for our sins and was never unbanned after his account was compromised.

#freerlcbm2016
spread the word

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Off Topic / today is august 29th. hello
« on: August 29, 2016, 05:24:14 PM »
i am having a good day today. how is everyones day going

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(pictured: Kraft headquarters in Northfield, Illinois)

Kraft Foods Inc. was an American multinational confectionery, food and beverage conglomerate. It marketed many brands in more than 170 countries. 12 of its brands annually earned more than $1 billion worldwide: Cadbury, Jacobs, Kraft, LU, Maxwell house, Milka, Nabisco, Oreo, Oscar Mayer, Philadelphia, Trident, Tang. Forty of its brands are at least a century old.
 
The company was headquartered in Northfield, Illinois, a Chicago suburb. Its European headquarters was in Glattpark, Opfikon, Switzerland, near Zόrich


Brands
•  Cadbury
•  Jacobs
•  Kraft
•  Kraft Dinner
•  Kraft Singles
•  Kraft Mayo
•  LU
•  Maxwell House
•  Milka
•  Nabisco
•  Oreo
•  Oscar Mayer
•  Philadelphia
•  Trident
•  Tang
•  Vegemite
•  A.1.
•  Grey Poupon
•  Gevalia
•  Planters
•  Capri Sun U.S. License
•  Jell-O
•  Oscar Mayer
•  Polly-O
•  Velveeta
•  Path's Purple Drank
•  Boca Burger




Mac & Cheese
New and improved and you can't even tell.

Recently, Kraft took the artificial flavors, preservatives and dyes out of their Kraft Macaroni & Cheese. After 2 months of putting their new and healthier recipe in their former packaging, they received no notice of any change from their customers. This is a monumental step for healthier Mac & Cheese in the USA while still enjoying the gosh darn beautiful taste that we all will enjoy for eternities.


Visit their website for amazing tweets


http://www.kraftmacandcheese.com/



The Kraft Heinz Company
On March 25, 2015 Kraft Foods Group Inc, the maker of Velveeta cheese and Oscar Mayer meats, announced that it would merge with ketchup maker H.J. Heinz Co, owned by 3G Capital and Berkshire Hathaway Inc, to form the world's fifth-largest food and beverage company. Kraft's shares rose about 17 percent in premarket trading after the announcement of the deal, which will bring Heinz back to the public market following its takeover two years ago. The companies completed the merger on July 2, 2015.
For years, Kraft purchased paper for its packaging from Asia Pulp & Paper, the third largest paper producer in the world, which was labeled as a "forest criminal" for destroying "precious habitat" in Indonesia's rainforest In 2011, when Kraft canceled its contract with Asia Pulp & Paper, Greenpeace Executive Director Phil Radford commended Kraft for efforts made towards forest protection, for "taking rainforest conservation seriously.

Kraft is an official partner and sponsor of both Major League Soccer and the National Hockey League. Kraft Hockeyville originally began in 2006 as a Canadian reality television series developed by CBC/SRC Sports and sponsored by Kraft Foods in which communities across Canada compete to demonstrate their commitment to the sport of ice hockey. The contest revolves around a central theme of community spirit. The winning community gets a cash prize dedicated to upgrading their local home arena, as well as the opportunity to host an NHL preseason game. In 2007, it was then relegated to segments aired during Hockey Night in Canada. In 2015, Kraft Hockeyville was expanded into the United States, with a separate competition for communities in America.

From 2002 to 2014, Kraft sponsored the Kraft Nabisco Championship, one of the four "majors" on the LPGA tour. The company also sponsored the Kraft Fight Hunger Bowl, a post-season college football bowl game, from 2010 to 2012.

In 2011, Kraft has released an iPad app called "Big Fork Little Fork" which, in addition to games and other distractions, has information regarding how to use Kraft foods in nutritious ways.



Thank you spending your time to read about the wonderful history of Kraft Mac & Cheese and the Kraft company itself.

Discuss Kraft Mac & Cheese Stories

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He's hosting a grapple knife TDM right now.




I joined his server:





He's hosting from a BlockNet server



Two major things: Cca is a habitual problem user who is revoke on sight and he is using a SHARED key.

Posting this so he gets revoked for the nteenth time.

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Off Topic / Advanced BLF Gender Identity Topic and Poll
« on: August 23, 2016, 09:46:07 PM »
Gender



Wikipedia on Gender
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Understanding Gender
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Merriam Webster on Gender







Hey guys, I know this topic is uncharacteristic of me to make, but I feel like we spend so much time here together, we're like a family, and we should really open up to each other and how we truly and deeply feel-- and in my humble opinion, the best way to start at that is to share / find our true gender.

Modern Problems with Gender

UK women still far adrift on salary and promotion as gender pay gap remains a gulf
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loveual harassment and bullying rife in Australian federal police, says report
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The Wage Gap
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Issues with transgender acceptance
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Gender role models
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..and unfortunately many more.

Gender identity is an extremely polarizing issue right now. I hope that this topic allows you to learn a few things-- and even if you disagree with other people's decisions and/or feelings, please at least respect other peoples feelings and try not to offend them.

Thank you all for spending the time to read this topic and vote in the poll.


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Poliwhirl

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In SlayerZ's thread about "Who's your textdoor neighbor?"Poliwhirl / Kimon sees 1/4th a pair of breasts and goes ballistic.


Keep in mind, the small chest area / slight cleavage in the bottom of the pic is what Kimon is devastated by.


The melodrama starts here:
so you... made them your phone background?
where he makes his first statement on the background. There's nothing wrong with this post, because there's a few other people chiming in as well. However, he obsessively carries on.

Second post:
thats kinda terrifying slayer ngl
like. stalker level terrifyin
g.

like its weird enough that you text random people who dont know you but you have pictures of people as your phone background without them knowing? thats loving.. weird dude.

hope you arent serious at least lol
He begins being extremely melodramatic and is presumably trying to rile Slayer up. Things like "kinda terrifying" and "stalker level" are completely unnecessary and babyfit exaggerations.

Third Post:
hard to focus when slayer's acting like Stanley Tucci in The Lovely Bones
He's still carrying on and riling OP up.

Fourth Post:
its more than a bit creepy. thats like the equivalent of being invited into your neighbor's house and while they excuse themselves to use the bathroom you look into their room and you see they have a framed picture of you next to a lit candleno... actually, no.
A terrible and melodramatic brown townogy + essentially repeating the same thing he's said before.

Fifth + Sixth Posts:
[img ]http://new 4.fjcdn.com/thumbnails/comments/Was+that+a+real+fight+or+were+they+just++_fc3dd26498650ce36eecef377225f01f.jpg[/img]
Epic memes by the tumblr memer..

Seventh Post:
you brought this upon yourself buddy either clarify it was just a joke or accept the pervert shaming you have coming
"You brought this upon yourself" He really didn't. He has a selfie of a girl he likes in a bikini that's BARELY SHOWING ANYTHING. "Pervert shaming" What does that even mean? Everyone circlejerks over this guy looking at boobs?

Eighth Post:
nobody is going to talk about the op if you're heavily implying that you're borderline stalking someone
Another unnecessary exaggeration and buzzword, "stalking". No signs of stopping here.

Ninth Post:
"hey man you know you're kinda acting like a stalker"
"blocked."
Kimon thinks that harassing OP repeatedly is just fine, but ignoring his harassment is not.

INTERMISSION:
People are alluding to Poliwhirl going too far now.

Tenth Post:
you implied, throughout this entire thread that this was ato her.and the fact that you dance around the question rather than confirm if she knows you are looking at a half-naked picture of her daily makes it even more suspiciousis it white knighting to tell someone that they're acting like a damn creep?
Keeps carrying on about how having the picture is suspicious and makes him a creep. (It doesn't)

Eleventh Post:
do we really need a drama over this? its not like anybody thought the original content of the thread was that interesting or else SOMEBODY would have attempted to stay on topic
What deserves a drama more? "Prissy teen gets triggered over picture and cries", or "man looks at tits?"
He's also essentially saying that nobody cares about the OP, dismissive post.

Twelfth Post:
i dont need to take stuff from somebody who jacks off to childbirth, you're just as creepy as slayer
Responds dismissively to Insert Name Here telling him to forget off and bringing up something old to potshot + another shot at Slayer.

Fourteenth Post: (Skipping 13 because it's just talking about INH and live birth)
the only "stemming off" it did was people replying to it saying it was an irrelevant replythis quote kinda makes you seem more easily angered than anyone else in this situation tbhok i already said this but imagine you're in the house of someone you dont know too well and they've got a framed picture of you in their house that they look at on a regular basis every day. pretty forgetin creepy.
Repeating the melodramatic brown townogy that he said before.

TO BE CONTINUED
He hasn't shown signs of being able to read social cues telling him to stop, so I'm sure he'll carry on saying the same thing over and over again.

TL;DR: Child sees 1/3 of breasts and throws fit
I'm sure Kimon will say I made this just because I dislike him and dismiss all of the OP, though.

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scenario: this man enters your school, says "its tony time" and pulls out an ar-15.

how do you react? what do you do to survive

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Off Topic / [NUCLEAR]|BLF FIGHT CLUB 2016| ROUND 3 TROGTOR VS FREEK
« on: August 18, 2016, 09:49:04 PM »

BLF Fight Club 2016

Synapsis:
A depressed man (McZealot) suffering from malnutrition meets a strange feminist homoloveual named Poliwhirl (Kimon) and soon finds himself living in his squalid house after his perfect apartment is destroyed. The two bored men form an underground club with strict rules and fight other men who are fed up with their mundane lives. Their perfect partnership frays when SquartleTurtle (Krupp), a fellow support group crasher, attracts Akio's attention.



TROGTOR
Name: Trogtor

Weight: 170

Height: 6'0"

Ethnicity: God bless America

Gender: Cool

Special Move: 1970's Ford Mustang Tornado Drift Slam

Trogtor utilizes a speed-oriented style of ancient unknown martial arts learned after spending 17 of his 18 years in the mountains of Iowa. Trogtor will out-cool his opponent and slam them back to the 70's.




FREEK
Name: Freek Man Johnson

Weight: 178lbs

Height: 5'11"

Ethnicity: Joisey

Gender: On the Escape

Special Move: Triple Tony Hawk Pro Skater Self Delete Slam

Freek specializes in attacking his opponent with pro skating tricks, learned when he was personally mentored by Tony Hawk Pro Skater 4 as a child. Cool Man Johnson's bonus special ability allows him to walk on any surface, even if it is covered in snow.







Previous Matches

McZealot /vs/ Kimon
McJob /vs/ Nal /vs/ Kochieboy



no one may challenge eachother or ask to fight until the round is over. if you ask you will not be allowed to fight

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What did he say /b/lf?

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Off Topic / Marina Joice is mental -- "Marina, The Goddess of Love"
« on: August 08, 2016, 06:03:31 PM »
She posted this on Facebook recently.
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Marina, The Goddess of Love
I wrote on my Twitter that I wanted to be a God like Buddha and that I want people to call me Goddess Marina from now on
There is a special particular reason behind this

I found a couple secrets about the After Life and I know that I can still contact humans during the afterlife and I want to become this because I want to one day Create a Temple and a Shrine where I am known as God of the Shrine because I would like to spend my time there with people drawing art, doing meditation, understanding people, helping them with their problems, finding them extreme spiritual help and guidance, bringing them closer to Spiritual After-life Gods which can help them to produce magic to do incredible things, so that you're guaranteed a safe spot in the after-life and you're promised spiritual protection moreso than being a religious person, sacred symbols to represent this, chanting and many fun activities for lots of people to join in on! Crystal healing too, and strong connection with energies, how to fix spiritual danger and to create the most Holy Sacred place on earth due to my magical spiritual connection with spirits :')

This Temple will be build in Peru, I am thinking Machu Pichu but im not too sure where to build my temple
Could everyone leave comments telling me, explaining to me how exactly I would build this temple, how much money I would need, how I can get someone to sculpt a statue for me and paint it, I want a statue representing the Divine Love and Spiritual Guidance

Also, proving to others that these spirits exist will be easy with my retreat! It will be a Kundalini Yoga Meditation retreat too so you will have a strong energetic force flowing through your body and you will become one and peace with nature
I want it to be an eco-friendly temple and also i want geometrical patterned pillars and paintings painted throughout the walls of the whole temple so it will be an incredible sight to see

The reason I call myself a "God" is because i believe everyone is a God but particularly my work as a God would be to enlighten and help other people and to call myself one now would be for later in the afterlife so when i pass away, I can spiritually contact all the people and appear to those with magic who'm I choose to speak to
The Power of God is to help other people, and this is my will to help others on Earth and then we can create a community of higher intellectual beings who can change the world with a click of a finger, to save the world, to save poverty, to save animals from being slaughtered, to save the world from any problems that may occur or are occurring

This is my will forever so I can be alive on Earth forever
So could you please write requests on how to help me build a Shrine Temple Retreat in Peru
If you would like, you could even help me build the Temple in Peru if you're willing to earn money to invest in building a temple with me and you'd gain money from the retreat after it is built

It really seems like there's some sort of drug problem going on here.

Discuss this chick.
Source

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Off Topic / the texas thread: the purge of dimmadome
« on: August 05, 2016, 08:40:13 PM »

texas
Texas is a large state in the southern U.S. with deserts, pine forests and the Rio Grande, a river that forms its border with Mexico. In its biggest city, Houston, the Museum of Fine Arts houses works by well-known Impressionist and Renaissance painters, while Space Center Houston offers interactive displays engineered by NASA. Austin, the capital, is known for its eclectic music scene. It is owned entirely by Doug Dimmadome



(pictured: doug and his deed to texas)


Upsides and Downsides of #TexIN




Upsides:

(pictured: cheese toasty)
Texas is the world's biggest supplier of Grilled Cheese. Keeping Texas allows the US to have a good foundation for their grilled cheese market.


(pictured: brown dude in his destined workplace
Texas houses billions of illegal immigrants from Mexico. It's essentially a quarantine zone for brown people, like Detroit.



Downsides:

(pictured: 2 horse and some fat dudes in jeans)
Cowboys kill millions of innocent dudes every year. Keeping Texas keeps the Cowboys.


Upsides and Downsides of #TEXIT

Upsides:

(pictured: texas taking form of spongebob)
Everyone in Texas is stupid. Getting rid of Texas would increase the country's intelligence and high school graduation rate tenfold.


(pictured: mexico/USA border)
Texas is connected to Mexico, so it's contaminated with germs. We don't want them near us.

Downsides:

(pictured: nothing)
There's no downsides.
McZealot is NOT allowed in this thread

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https://www.reddit.com/r/The_Donald/comments/4uxdbn/im_donald_j_Annoying Orange_and_im_your_next_presi dent_of/

McZealot is not allowed in this thread

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Off Topic / YouTube Algorithms and "Related" Channels
« on: July 20, 2016, 12:00:57 AM »
I was browsing through my subscriptions when I noticed a pattern with the 'Related Channels' box on the lower right hand side of the channel page.

Channels like LeafyIsHere and some of the various BuzzFeed channels have been repeatedly appearing in the boxes when they have 0 significance or relevance to the channel and don't share a similar type of content with the channels.

For example, xLeahBee (videogamedunkey's girlfriend) is a channel mainly about blogs with her and the dunk.

The channels don't share literally any similarities with each other.

Here's a list of some channels (that I know of) that feature LeafyisHere or BuzzFeed channels that have no relation to them in any form:

iDubbbzgames - Channel where iDubbbz plays a few games. Both Leafy and Pyrocynical are 'related'.
Mike Diva - Channel full of really cool video editing and skits. Somehow related to PewDiePie, Leafy, and DramaAlert
Razer - The loving Razer YouTube channel
loltyler1 - LoL YouTuber / Streamer
vvvortic  - LoL satire channel
Sky Williams - LoL vlogger

What about these channels makes the YouTube algorithm promote them seemingly everywhere?

Discuss this / other channels that share a similar problem

 

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