PoliwhirlPostsStatsIn SlayerZ's thread about "Who's your textdoor neighbor?"Poliwhirl / Kimon sees 1/4th a pair of breasts and goes ballistic.
Keep in mind, the small chest area / slight cleavage in the bottom of the pic is what Kimon is devastated by.
The melodrama starts here:
so you... made them your phone background?
where he makes his first statement on the background. There's nothing wrong with this post, because there's a few other people chiming in as well. However, he obsessively carries on.
Second post:
thats kinda terrifying slayer ngl
like. stalker level terrifying.
like its weird enough that you text random people who dont know you but you have pictures of people as your phone background without them knowing? thats loving.. weird dude.
hope you arent serious at least lol
He begins being extremely melodramatic and is presumably trying to rile Slayer up. Things like "kinda terrifying" and "stalker level" are completely unnecessary and babyfit exaggerations.
Third Post:
hard to focus when slayer's acting like Stanley Tucci in The Lovely Bones
He's still carrying on and riling OP up.
Fourth Post:
its more than a bit creepy. thats like the equivalent of being invited into your neighbor's house and while they excuse themselves to use the bathroom you look into their room and you see they have a framed picture of you next to a lit candleno... actually, no.
A terrible and melodramatic brown townogy + essentially repeating the same thing he's said before.
Fifth + Sixth Posts:
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Epic memes by the tumblr memer..
Seventh Post:
you brought this upon yourself buddy either clarify it was just a joke or accept the pervert shaming you have coming
"You brought this upon yourself" He really didn't. He has a selfie of a girl he likes in a bikini that's BARELY SHOWING ANYTHING. "Pervert shaming" What does that even mean? Everyone circlejerks over this guy looking at boobs?
Eighth Post:
nobody is going to talk about the op if you're heavily implying that you're borderline stalking someone
Another unnecessary exaggeration and buzzword, "stalking". No signs of stopping here.
Ninth Post:
"hey man you know you're kinda acting like a stalker"
"blocked."
Kimon thinks that harassing OP repeatedly is just fine, but ignoring his harassment is not.
INTERMISSION:People are alluding to Poliwhirl going too far now.
Tenth Post:
you implied, throughout this entire thread that this was ato her.and the fact that you dance around the question rather than confirm if she knows you are looking at a half-naked picture of her daily makes it even more suspiciousis it white knighting to tell someone that they're acting like a damn creep?
Keeps carrying on about how having the picture is suspicious and makes him a creep. (It doesn't)
Eleventh Post:
do we really need a drama over this? its not like anybody thought the original content of the thread was that interesting or else SOMEBODY would have attempted to stay on topic
What deserves a drama more? "Prissy teen gets triggered over picture and cries", or "man looks at tits?"
He's also essentially saying that nobody cares about the OP, dismissive post.
Twelfth Post:
i dont need to take stuff from somebody who jacks off to childbirth, you're just as creepy as slayer
Responds dismissively to Insert Name Here telling him to forget off and bringing up something old to potshot + another shot at Slayer.
Fourteenth Post: (Skipping 13 because it's just talking about INH and live birth)
the only "stemming off" it did was people replying to it saying it was an irrelevant replythis quote kinda makes you seem more easily angered than anyone else in this situation tbhok i already said this but imagine you're in the house of someone you dont know too well and they've got a framed picture of you in their house that they look at on a regular basis every day. pretty forgetin creepy.
Repeating the melodramatic brown townogy that he said before.
TO BE CONTINUEDHe hasn't shown signs of being able to read social cues telling him to stop, so I'm sure he'll carry on saying the same thing over and over again.
TL;DR: Child sees 1/3 of breasts and throws fitI'm sure Kimon will say I made this just because I dislike him and dismiss all of the OP, though.