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Off Topic / WHEN YOU CATCH YOUR OWN loving STOMACHE FLU FROM TWO WEEKS AGO

« on: February 09, 2017, 06:27:18 AM »

AND YOU HAVE CLASS IN 3 HOURS, JUST

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEE

forget me

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Off Topic / Imagining Everyone is Your Best Friend

« on: January 16, 2017, 12:05:39 AM »

So... I guess I don't know how to explain this but I imagine the person really hard being someone they're not when I talk to them because it removes my anxiety and it makes me feel a little bit more secure. I imagine they're someone I'm really relaxed with.

So my question is: Is this like almost psychotic? I don't feel that way, and I know this isn't loving Quora.

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Off Topic / I'll be 19 soon

« on: January 01, 2017, 01:45:34 PM »

PLEASE just SLOW IT DOWN

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Off Topic / Anxiety Poll

« on: December 27, 2016, 06:48:11 PM »

Do you have anxiety? There are at least six different types and the most common symptom attached is actually depression. Although a host of neurochemicals: GABA, serotonin, dopamine, norepinephrine, and many others are responsible for controlling anxiety, cortisol, an glucocorticoid horomone secreted by the adrenal gland, is mainly responsible for your ancient "fight or flight" response.

I have panic attacks, how about you?

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Off Topic / how many hot pockets can i LEGALLY fit into my vagina

« on: November 21, 2016, 10:42:09 AM »

asking for a friend

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Off Topic / I'm Up All Night

« on: November 18, 2016, 01:28:08 AM »

Don't ever do methylphenidate. stuff is great.

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Off Topic / My Dream

« on: November 11, 2016, 02:08:18 PM »

I don't usually remember these because I don't know why, too much pot, but anyway.

There I was in a parking lot, inbetween two ford 4x4 pick-ups. For a brief moment, I look at map quest and put my foot on the break, only to realize it's the gas, and I accelerate 40 feet into this angry German guy's yellow ferrari whilst in an escalade. I knocked him back through nine fences, his vehicle clips through them like a video-game and half of his vehicle is missing on the left-hand side.

I had so much anxiety about the acceleration I could not remove my foot from the gas. He had a marine sticker at the front of his car and I threw up. I ran over to help him out, he's screaming like a banshee in German now, I'm terrified. I apologize and reach for my insurance card but he grabs my hips and caresses me, forgets me in the ass and whispers into my ear "Du hast", and when he came he calls out "Ist Wunderbar!" and I crawl into a fetal position on the cement.

As it turns out I hit the lead singer of Rammstein.

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Off Topic / who /drafted/ here

« on: November 09, 2016, 01:14:27 PM »

Cause im mad "we're going to be friends with everybody"

Will I stand behind a commander and chief who will not stand for me?

Let it be known that I, Neventii, voted for Gary Johnson and am not responsible for WW3, or the deportation of my friends

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Off Topic / JUST

« on: November 07, 2016, 05:58:50 PM »

Well I was going through my dad's old things because he has cancer now and I don't know how much longer he'll be around and I found a condom dated back from 1997...

It's broken.

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Off Topic / How is Creed?

« on: November 07, 2016, 12:49:14 AM »

CAN YOU TAKE ME HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGH ER

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Off Topic / Most traumatic Movie You've Seen?

« on: October 29, 2016, 01:08:01 PM »

For me it was I Spit on Your Grave. Really, no one should watch this and I can't remove the images from my head. If you're not psychotic you'll understand.

What was yours?

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Off Topic / HOW HARD CAN YOU WEW

« on: October 25, 2016, 10:24:40 PM »

WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEW

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Off Topic / I Just Drank Bleach

« on: October 06, 2016, 10:37:44 PM »

Am I going to live?

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Off Topic / When you just want to be mel gibson

« on: October 05, 2016, 10:07:49 PM »

I yellowed "Free Scptland" and then said "We will push back the Scots at the northern boder", "And defeat the tyrant william long shakes", and "I'm here to say "I am here to scale the right of her husband"

butmy mom asked if i was stone and told her this was a christian household

if anyone in the 425 is in hit me up for good weed

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Off Topic / "Comedian" takes anti-Semitic joke question way too Seriously

« on: October 04, 2016, 11:50:58 PM »

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=IH1U3iDEbdU

He got asked by someone about cats and it progressed to something stereotypical about gingers, and then he said "We need to put all the gingers in the field 'why?' Because we're running out of accountants, someone in the audience yells "But you're not Jewish", and this guy absolutely loving goes on this sjw manifesto and hammers her down to the point I felt bad for her, like a subtle "that was kind of tribal" reply would have been okay but he goes full handicap and spends the rest of the time talking about anti-semitism and makes pretty rude remarks. Sure it was tribal but what the forget, dude?