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5671
would godmode disable death by old age?
this would make "/timescale 9999999" be less deadly
if we're talking about 19999999 then you're already basically dead since you'll survive the heat death of the universe and be stuck in a state where you cant die but cant live either almost instantly

fun

if we're just talking about 1^9999999 then you're going to expierience time so fast that the earth will die and everyone will go into space ships and fly away like 10 minutes after you do it. wait a few hours then the sun will explode and you'll be swallowed up by the sun and be stuck there forever until it becomes a black dwarf, in which case you might be able to climb out of it since it's basically a liquid/semisolid

then you'll be stuck waiting for the end of the universe

5672
Off Topic / Re: [NEWS] Rick and Morty interview host was TERRIBLE!
« on: July 31, 2017, 01:32:57 PM »

5673
Off Topic / Re: [NEWS] Rick and Morty interview host was TERRIBLE!
« on: July 31, 2017, 01:27:07 PM »
This is honestly terrible.

Dan: Talks about the traumas of divorce
Interveiwer: so I'm black

Head writer: Talks about character working through her parental issues
Interveiwer: so I'm gay

5674
you wouldnt see crap because its dark in there
Implying bone or clothing isnt blocking anything, you can actually see through your skin. You see veins and blood sometimes in lighter areas near your hands or arms.

5675
Off Topic / Re: Change Amazon passwords if you haven't recently
« on: July 31, 2017, 12:48:36 PM »
holy stuff
my order was cancelled and that was the only thing because i don't have a credit card attached to the account

lmao

5677
Off Topic / Re: Emoji movie hype thread👌
« on: July 31, 2017, 12:04:11 PM »
seriously stop

5678
Off Topic / Re: Emoji movie hype thread👌
« on: July 31, 2017, 11:47:15 AM »
pfft.....
watch this, son!!!
I unzip my russian standard issue army pants and my lizard pokes out. It looks around and sees your bottom. It then gets hard, and hisses in your direction. I slowly walk to you, not yelling, but speaking loudly" prepare your bottom for lizard, little one. I use vodka for lube. I pour vodka on lizard, lizard is excited now. I use crowbar to spread open your bottom, and use red spray paint to make bullseye for the lizard I aim I go in, and hear a pleasured roaring hiss as lizard takes control I cannot stop him now, he has his prey you cry, but i tell you"do not cry little one, it will be over soon lizard starts shaking, and squirming gives another roar red communist sperm explodes into you, and lizard yells during climax with the voice of a thousand soldiers You fall to ground you are dead now lizard slithers back into my pants he is satisfied for now

5679
Off Topic / Re: Emoji movie hype thread👌
« on: July 31, 2017, 11:43:43 AM »
Sure, it is totally on the BLF. You may be confusing reality here. I've seen it a dozen times, your brain gets warped by all the time you spend on shadbase content websites. Soon, you'll be seeing spots, your tongue will turn purple and you will pass away at the ripe old age of 75 between 103. Tragic, really.
Oh yeah???
Since you've seen it exactly a dozen times, you will die between the age of 0-1000, you are guarenteed to have a snake for atleast the next 48 hours and you will watch a video containing after school special.

5680
Off Topic / Re: Emoji movie hype thread👌
« on: July 31, 2017, 11:39:37 AM »
It's either or the other, buddy.
You do know that people on the BLF post it all the time, buddy?

5681
Luckily Badspot would never let users advertise on here, just like Wendy's would never freeze their delicious beef.
Yeah. I'm sure.
Just like taco bell is bringing back their 5 dollar triple double crunchwrap deal on 9/21/17.

5682
WHAT. I DONT REMEMBER ORDERING A BIG MAC, A LARGE FRY AND 10 CHICKEN NUGGETS AND 3 PACKETS OF SWEET AND SOUR. WHAT IS THIS SORCERY?

5683
sweet and sour is the only sauce also give me 9
are you fine with 10

5684
im back from McD

5685
stuff dude mail some mcnuggets over
how many? do you want sweet and sour?

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