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Off Topic / Re: discord quotes

« on: September 01, 2018, 12:13:35 AM »

-stolen from pictionary yo discord (above)-

:question:  whos ready :clap:  to shoot up columbine :school:  i got my tec 9 :gun:  ready :hugging:

prisoner 1: u wanna be the mommy or the daddy?
prisoner 2: the forget you mean?
prisoner 1: i said, u wanna be the mommy or the daddy?
prisoner 2: forget it, i'll be the daddy
prisoner 1: well you can go and suck mommy's richard then

shmucks:
The pit is like the restroom at a gas station. It smells like stuff, which can be seen as a crusty turd stuck to the ceiling. As you look around the small room that looks like someone has vomitted on each surface numerous times you would notice a used tampon lying next to the sink, a stain that appears to be cum on the mirror, a used needle which probably had heroin in it, a bent spoon that has white powder and a lighter next to it hapazardly as though the user had to leave quickly, a broken beer bottle that has blood on  it, and the words "insert richard here" with an arrow that points to a hole.
That is what the pit is like.

whoa what the f*rget

what the forget i was just going to make this thread later

oh

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Off Topic / Re: discord quotes

« on: September 01, 2018, 12:04:00 AM »

yo why are all of your discords you bothered to collect quotes from full of either furries, bronies, gays or weebs. literally every screenshot has one with one of those names that stands out too and one if the weebs straight up used kana. this is some deep stuff we're in

i got like most or all of my quotes from defunct's desinc's server

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Suggestions & Requests / Re: Sentry gun you can mount weapons to + TF2 Dispenser

« on: September 01, 2018, 12:02:09 AM »

also, a TF2-like "Bushido"-style Dispenser item. It would be upgradable to have more health, heal players faster, and dispense ammo faster.



How it would work:
The dispenser would have a supply function wherein when a player walks into "supply range" of the dispenser, the dispenser automatically heals the player a certain amount every second (until they leave range), and drops ammo pickups for the player. If there are no players in range, the dispenser will not dispense ammo pickups or give off health. After initiating an ammo drop, there is a cooldown time until the dispenser will drop ammo again (to avoid spamming the server with items on the ground). The items the dispenser would drop would be set as a pref in Glass/RTB, with the server owner being able to specify what specific drops (or none at all) the dispenser would have.

Level 1: 120 health. Heals 6 health per second, with a healing radius of 5 studs. Ammo drop cooldown is 6 seconds.
Level 2: 150 health. Heals 8 health per second, with a healing radius of 6 studs. Ammo drop cooldown is 5.5 seconds.
Level 3: 180 health. Heals 9 health per second, with a healing radius of 7 studs. Ammo drop cooldown is 5 seconds.

What do you guys think? Any modelers/programmers up for the challenge of making this?

so basically the dispenser from tf2
edit :
sentry would basically be a custom bot (tm)

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Off Topic / terrible discord quotes ((i guess)part one(?)))

« on: August 31, 2018, 11:55:10 PM »

basically blockland quotes but with discord
(a literal loving wall of pictures warning)

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Off Topic / Re: TERRY A. DAVIS DIED

« on: August 31, 2018, 11:48:06 PM »

f

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General Discussion / Re: (quote sounds) - Memorable Blockland Associated Text

« on: August 31, 2018, 11:43:47 PM »

i will kill the bourgeoisie - cnch (dozhx's friend or some stuff)

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Off Topic / Re: Dysfunctional Family Circus 2 [no registration]

« on: August 29, 2018, 12:29:09 AM »

theres loving 9999 pages
500th page is colored
http://dfc-node.us-west-1.elasticbeanstalk.com/p9999
http://dfc-node.us-west-1.elasticbeanstalk.com/p500

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Off Topic / Re: Dysfunctional Family Circus 2 [no registration]

« on: August 28, 2018, 12:07:17 AM »

browsing more pages
"Uh, Bil, they found our stash again.
Honey, they've gone native"

"found this red rope in the backyard tied to a branch"

"I'm not gay Dad! I swear! Cmon, do gay boys pick flowers? I think NOT!"

"Daddy, i feel something in your pants"
"Daddy, i feel something in your pants"

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Off Topic / Re: [news] local blockland player is going to get hit by a hurricane

« on: August 26, 2018, 03:34:50 PM »

it passed
it now tropical storm

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General Discussion / Re: How much would it cost to buy the rights to Blockland?

« on: August 25, 2018, 06:08:13 PM »

version 22

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Forum Games / Re: Blockland Vending Machine! (OP missed 10 year anniversary and should feel bad)

« on: August 24, 2018, 08:34:53 PM »

you get a gulag in a can


i insert hurricane lane

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Off Topic / Re: cursed image thread

« on: August 24, 2018, 08:25:14 PM »

I-is that, Hellman's Mayonnaise?
That's no thermal paste...

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Gallery / Re: Badspot has been lying to us! The brick grid is a myth!

« on: August 24, 2018, 08:02:44 PM »

cursed

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Off Topic / Re: [news] local blockland player is going to get hit by a hurricane

« on: August 24, 2018, 05:41:01 PM »

Just buy a storm-proof shelter

i dont have money to do so
i dont think if there even is a stormproof shelter (thats personal)

or, you know, just shoot it
https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/09/08/florida-gun-owners-encouraged-shoot-storm-fire-guns-hurricane/

i dont own a gun
i know this is a joke


brb playing pubg in rl

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Games / Re: [tinythread] DOOM is the new dark souls

« on: August 24, 2018, 06:17:42 AM »

update: if you want multiplayer doom just download zandronum

thats loving classic doom and doom II