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Off Topic / Re: Monocle am scared ]:

« on: February 04, 2011, 06:53:37 PM »

My gf won't let me change mine

slap the bitch

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Games / Re: Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim

« on: February 04, 2011, 06:52:16 PM »

There's a new podcast with Todd Howard on game informer.

i know one thing
there better be dynamic AI
there better be a hardcore mode(like in f3:nv)
and there better be guards arresting NPCs

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Off Topic / Re: Monocle am scared ]:

« on: February 04, 2011, 06:46:09 PM »

Heart Hop? Holy loving tits, it gets called various things around here, turnabout, spree, and at my school, gala.
This is the one where the girls ask the guys and pay for everything right?

oh god no
wait who pays for everything?

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Off Topic / Re: Post real life pictures of yourself.

« on: February 04, 2011, 06:43:33 PM »

imo pubestaches are ugly
thats why im gonna shave mine once someone starts talking about facial hair

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Off Topic / Re: Post real life pictures of yourself.

« on: February 04, 2011, 03:56:02 PM »

lolnot

Actually the real hassle is getting it all off the clothes hangar and arranging them on the bed so it won't wrinkle that is the time consumer.

wrinkle?
iron that stuff

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Off Topic / Re: Monocle am scared ]:

« on: February 04, 2011, 03:47:24 PM »

My thighs are probably as thicks your stomach.. I'm a football player. As I stated, my muscles are very defined. Lol.

hey you
i work out too


wear maternity clothes?

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Off Topic / Re: Monocle am scared ]:

« on: February 04, 2011, 03:36:49 PM »

Not exactly. I don't have a feminine body at all. Lol.

wear a dress

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Off Topic / Re: Monocle am scared ]:

« on: February 04, 2011, 03:33:46 PM »

she goes to a lady that only cuts womens hair.

just put on some makeup and walk in
its that easy, when you're metro

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Off Topic / Re: Monocle am scared ]:

« on: February 04, 2011, 03:29:50 PM »

I can't. I wanna look spiffy for my dance. Lol.

get your gf to cut it
or get her to give you references

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Off Topic / Re: Post real life pictures of yourself.

« on: February 04, 2011, 02:57:29 PM »

its only 2 payments of 4.99 you idiots



shipping and handling is $499.99

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Off Topic / Re: Your mental sicknesses

« on: February 04, 2011, 02:34:21 PM »

Laugh, because I broke my left ankle twice, my arm once, and my right once.

i mean break as in become a paraplegic

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Off Topic / Re: Post real life pictures of yourself.

« on: February 04, 2011, 02:20:02 PM »

I wish it took two seconds to put my suit on. :(

lolfat

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Off Topic / Re: Your mental sicknesses

« on: February 04, 2011, 02:18:38 PM »

The only thing that was exagerated was the sniffin dope and the caps, and him trying to run us over.  We just had words in the middle of the road.

and you saying owned bitch

also, im going to laugh hard when you break your legs.

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Off Topic / Re: Your mental sicknesses

« on: February 04, 2011, 02:14:27 PM »

I am either sensing sarcasm or truth.

mass sarcasm because that story is a lie
either you exaggerated ALL of it
or lied about most of it

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Off Topic / Re: Your mental sicknesses

« on: February 04, 2011, 02:11:39 PM »

^hard loving core