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« on: January 01, 2011, 11:54:53 PM »
This is a very scary story. You will be scarred for life if you read on.
There was a young man who met a young woman on his first day on campus. They talked for a while, and found out that they shared the same classes.
Over the course of a year, they bonded and formed a great friendship. But the man wasn't ready to commit. Over the spring break, he thought about their relationship. He couldn't imagine taking it to the next step. He wasn't ready to get married yet, he still had the full-time responsibility of college. What would her parents think? What would his parents think?
After returning from the break, he decided that he would talk about it with her. They talked and talked, and they found that they both felt exactly the same way. They knew they liked each other. They still had 3 more years of college to go.
Maybe that was the answer, being in college. Who would know what they did in their dormitories? Why did they have to wait? At first, the young woman was reluctant, but they both knew that they didn't want to strain the relationship over the course of three years.
One day, the young man decided that tomorrow would be the day they really started. He talked it over with her, and excitedly they agreed upon the plan. They both daydreamed through their classes, thinking of the day to come.
The young woman started having second thoughts. What if somebody found out? Would it really matter? She was an adult, who would she be responsible to? She kept agonizing over these questions as she attempted to sleep. The young man had already put these questions behind him.
The next night, the young man picked her up and they went to his dorm to, well, you know. As they were walking in the door, the telephone rings. The man, obviously annoyed, picks up the phone and says "You've got me at a bad time, make this quick." The caller angrily yells "What are you doing with my daughter?" The man, somewhat confused, turns to his girlfriend and says, "How does your dad know what we are doing?" She replies, "My dad died years ago."
THEN WHO WAS PHONE?