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« on: July 23, 2017, 07:32:12 PM »
It was a cold, rainy day when it happened. Blackblood the Cyborg Immortal Hedgie's girlfriend had been ferociously raped by his arch nemesis, Clawshank the Technicolor Fox. It was time to get payback as Blackblood took his Immortal Death Dragon Super Blade of Fire and Brimstone and put it in his pants. He walked over to Clawshank's apartment and blew it up just by looking at it. Clawshank was pissed as he spat lasers of pure death out of his eyeballs, aimed at Blackblood. He dodged them faster than greased lightning moving faster than light during a marathon. "Damn forget," he shouted. He punched Clawshank in the jaw and this all the atoms in his body to split, creating a nuclear explosion larger than the moon, leaving a gaping hole in the earth. Blackblood was unphased, and Clawshank, dazed, would climb out of the hole and do a super-kick into Blackblood's crotch. Blackblood's mechanical cyborg electro-tesla rooster would be too strong for Clawshank's white vans and he would stub his toe and scream in pure agony. Blackblood then grabbed his sword and carved a snake in Clawshank's torso and it bled everywhere; there was loving blood all over the place. Clawshank started to punch Blackblood in the face but he would be unphased due to his magical marysium skull. He then farted on Clawshank and this caused the entire earth to explode and Clawshank loving dies. Blackblood then got laid. The end.