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Forum Games / Re: The RNG Universe (und is dead)
« on: October 05, 2016, 08:07:40 PM »
CRAZIES ALT rolls a 
You throw a blue koopa shell at it. 52 damage!
HELLHOUND rolls a
After stretching for a good minute, you start posing at the speed of light. Your poses are so amazing that Mettaton would stuff his pants. However, you pose too fast and sprain your legs, but you manage to distract the enemy! Distracted for 2 turns.
FAILBROS2 rolls a
You attempt to revive, but cannot. As promised, you start an autistic riot.
ZEUBERMEDIC! rolls a
Tossing the potion on the ground, you forget to actually fill it with potion. The glass shards pelt you. 1 heart of damage!
SPACE1255 rolls a
78 damage! whenever i look up "guy punching" i always manage to find research somehow
UCG rolls a
You cram a Snickers bar full of arsenic and einsteinium down the enemy's throat. 15 damage per turn!
TABLESALT rolls a
You transform into the Heavy Weapon Guy's minigun and start violently stuffting out bullets directly into the enemy's facial region. 68 damage!
15 poison damage!
The horny teenager looks much more limp; he must be getting weak.
stop you're triggering me
You throw a blue koopa shell at it. 52 damage!
HELLHOUND rolls a
After stretching for a good minute, you start posing at the speed of light. Your poses are so amazing that Mettaton would stuff his pants. However, you pose too fast and sprain your legs, but you manage to distract the enemy! Distracted for 2 turns.
FAILBROS2 rolls a
You attempt to revive, but cannot. As promised, you start an autistic riot.
ZEUBERMEDIC! rolls a
Tossing the potion on the ground, you forget to actually fill it with potion. The glass shards pelt you. 1 heart of damage!
SPACE1255 rolls a
78 damage! whenever i look up "guy punching" i always manage to find research somehowUCG rolls a
You cram a Snickers bar full of arsenic and einsteinium down the enemy's throat. 15 damage per turn!
TABLESALT rolls a
You transform into the Heavy Weapon Guy's minigun and start violently stuffting out bullets directly into the enemy's facial region. 68 damage!
15 poison damage!
The horny teenager looks much more limp; he must be getting weak.
stop you're triggering me
