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Off Topic / Re: How much time would it take for you to jerk everybody off in the room?

« on: July 11, 2016, 06:26:57 AM »

Seconds because I'm so hot that everyone interjects as soon as they see me. Some special snowflakes may need some work. ;3

WOAH
Assuming seconds = 5 seconds you woul approximately (assuming 100 strokes required to reach ejaculation) stroke their richard 20 times per second. That's incredibly fast, and I wouldn't be surprised if sizzling came from the room.

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Off Topic / Re: How much time would it take for you to jerk everybody off in the room?

« on: July 11, 2016, 05:43:09 AM »

if you don't do it we'll open you up and force you to do it or else rip you out of the ground

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Off Topic / Re: How much time would it take for you to jerk everybody off in the room?

« on: July 11, 2016, 05:23:34 AM »

u can't make me ill starve to death if it means keeping my 100% straight stat

what about for 10k+?

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Off Topic / Re: How much time would it take for you to jerk everybody off in the room?

« on: July 11, 2016, 05:12:28 AM »

idk op let me go ask your mom

OH stuff WE HAVE A WINRAR HERE

'Ask your sister'
You should make a kickstarter to fund top scientists and research facilities to answer this question. Hell, maybe if you bring it to the government you might be able to get funding from them. After all, this IS for the greater good.

I agree. We MUST find out the mean jerk time to pleasure an adult male, factoring in virginity and loveual tension.

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Off Topic / How much time would it take for you to jerk everybody off in the room?

« on: July 11, 2016, 05:03:10 AM »

Taken from this episode of Silicon Valley (here), how much would it take to jerk everybody off in a room assuming 50% have < 12 inch richards and the rest have > 12 inch richards? How much variability would your hands have to adapt to? How much muscle force would be needed assuming you do 5/strokes/5 seconds/person and hotswapping new richards in and out? How badly would girth effect your DPS speed? (richards per second)? Assuming 50% have cheated on their wives, what would the acceptance to screaming of rape ratio be?
Please answer, asking for a friend.

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Off Topic / Re: time capsule

« on: July 11, 2016, 04:47:16 AM »

dear future os

get your sleep schedule fixed, this post is being made at 4 am
how is looking for a job going you bum
what about preparing for the driving stuff
keep making sc songs and puns too
nerd

sincerely
past os

rm -rf /var/opt/life
dd in=/dev/zero out=/dev/sda

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Off Topic / Re: time capsule

« on: July 10, 2016, 08:25:09 PM »

dear me in the future
forget you
signed past me

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Off Topic / Re: Blockland Leaving

« on: July 10, 2016, 08:21:44 PM »

all of these comments on this
"le blockland forums is here"
"Her legs look hairy...but i would not mind putting my hands on them."
somebody has the hots on for Blockland ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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Forum Games / Re: add a word to the above post

« on: July 10, 2016, 08:11:12 PM »

Mike Tyson ate some pepperoni when he saw Donald Rosie make pepperoni shaped richards. Then, I went apestuff during the holocaust and sucked BIG time Shark lolipops. Then, Mike shat salt on badspot while rotondo made weed great again.

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Help / Re: Saves Won't Load

« on: July 10, 2016, 08:08:17 PM »

what files did you download?
was it a .zip file? a .rar? just a file?
what are the contents when you open the save file with notepad?
is it readable text? does it look like other save files?

for the readable text does the top start with "This is a Blockland save file"

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Help / Re: Blockland.exe has stopped working

« on: July 10, 2016, 08:07:23 PM »

Nonono, I found the source, it's not Add-Ons, its the Plays.tv, a streaming program, after i shut it down with Task manager, it worked, Nevermind, but thanks.

Oh. If there's still issues uninstall the Radeon software suite thingy
damn

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Modification Help / Re: CityRPG Mod *Recruiting Scripters w/25/50$ Gamestop Card*

« on: July 10, 2016, 11:02:55 AM »

the new iBan (edit) from Apple.
features overused game mode mechanics
grindy as forget gameplay
stuff performance
batons one-touch arrest people
criminals going on mass shooting sprees then disconnecting
drug overlords duplicating drugs and batoning them
now costs 2999$. pick one up at an Apple Store near you.

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Off Topic / Re: Programming Megathread

« on: July 10, 2016, 10:58:30 AM »

Where the forget is Torque?

it's approximately right there

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Help / Re: Authentication: Validating key...

« on: July 09, 2016, 08:46:30 PM »

First, post your console.log.

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General Discussion / Re: #MakeSwholliModerator2k16

« on: July 09, 2016, 07:08:40 AM »

#MakeSwollowModerator2017