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Forum Games / Re: Blockland Aces: The Cartelian War [Mission 4.5 - Tora Tora Tora]

« on: March 15, 2014, 02:47:36 PM »

I don't hate him.  I've given him chances multiple time.  It's just when he does stupid stuff I call him out on it, thinking that perhaps he'll learn someday.

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Forum Games / Re: Blockland Aces: The Cartelian War [Mission 4.5 - Tora Tora Tora]

« on: March 15, 2014, 01:03:16 PM »

JDAMs is a guidance system and can be attached to the Mk80 series bombs. Danna can very easily have Mk81's or 82's.

This amount of force is in no way necessary to destroy a tank.  In fact you'd do more damage to the airfield then you would to the enemy.

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Forum Games / Re: Blockland Aces: The Cartelian War [Mission 4.5 - Tora Tora Tora]

« on: March 15, 2014, 12:29:19 PM »

"Rose, we got some targets for you on the north fence. Enemy heavy armor is making a path for infantry." Blackwater's voice comes to me while I cruise over the cloud cover.

"Uh, roger. I have three JDAMs, could you lase that tank?" I flip a switch, and Matthew behind me confirms that the bomb is armed.

"Yeah, hold on." Blackwater can be heard talking into another radio. "Lased."

I press the fire button on my joystick after I take a not-so-steep dive. The tank blows up and I fire at the infantry with my cannon.

did you just use 1,000lbs of explosive to take out a tank

gg
Anatoliy watches as Megalith takes down an enemy fighter, "Good kill." he says.  He looks over to his side at the tower, a hostile F35 is quickly coming up on him from behind it.  "Ah, stuff." he says quietly to himself.  He eyes all of the unfamiliar controls, looking for the countermeasures.  Before he can, the F35 manages to get a lock on him.  "stuff, stuff stuff stuff." he says.  Quickly, he pulls up, the F35 hot on his trail.  The F35 fires a missile, Anatoliy shakes his head, "forget!  forget!" he shouts, and finally, manages to fire off his countermeasures as he rolls to the right, dodging the projectile as it chases one of the flares.  "This is Demo, I've got a bandit hot on my tail, need some assistance here!"

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Games / Re: ★★STEAM BEGGING THREAD★★

« on: March 15, 2014, 03:56:41 AM »

Someone buy me Ace Combat Assault Horizon please
http://steamcommunity.com/id/blazer232

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Forum Games / Re: Blockland Aces: The Cartelian War [Mission 4.5 - Tora Tora Tora]

« on: March 15, 2014, 03:55:32 AM »

forget danna
danna dies of massive heart attack

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Forum Games / Re: Blockland Aces: The Cartelian War [Mission 4.5 - Tora Tora Tora]

« on: March 15, 2014, 03:28:39 AM »

"Copy that, let's go help our friends here."

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Forum Games / Re: Blockland Aces: The Cartelian War [Mission 4.5 - Tora Tora Tora]

« on: March 15, 2014, 02:26:44 AM »

"forget you man I'm trying to save this forgetin' airport." he replies as he pushes his visor down, initializing it.  He begins testing everything, flaps, weapons, etc.  Everything was in working order, as he accelerated out of the hangar and began taxiing.  Rounds began smacking the canopy from ground forces, but were easily deflected.  Control tower kept saying over and over not to take off, but he continued to ignore them, just like everyone else.  He got to the main runway, and accelerated, taking off.  Two bandits flew directly above him as he took off, "forget!" he shouted, "This is Demo, I'm in the air." he says, fastening the mask to the other side of his helmet and to his face.

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Forum Games / Re: Blockland Aces: The Cartelian War [Mission 4.5 - Tora Tora Tora]

« on: March 15, 2014, 02:08:48 AM »

"Ah, forget you!" Anatoliy shouts as the people he was running for get in and take off before he manages to reach the hangar.  They begin taxiing, and Anatoliy reaches the hangar they were in.  He looks for a nearby jet.  He finds another MiG-29 nearby, and shakes his head, "I'm gonna be in so much forgetin' trouble for this." he says as he begins running toward it and climbing the stairs.  He pushes the staircase away from the jet.  He takes the helmet out of the seat and examines it, putting it on his head, it barely fits.  He fastens it to his head and jumps into the seat, pulling the canopy down.  He looks down at the controls and realizes he has no idea what he's doing, "Ah, forget.  forget." he says to himself.  He secures himself within the jet and turns the jet on.  He listens in on the radio chatter, identifying the two people in the jets by the way they speak.  He lifts the mask up to his face and speaks into the radio, "This is uh, Demo, the new guy, I have no forgetin' clue how to fly a MiG, someone help me here."

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Forum Games / Re: Blockland Aces: The Cartelian War [Mission 4.5 - Tora Tora Tora]

« on: March 15, 2014, 01:16:02 AM »

Anatoliy's eyes opened suddenly, as he took air in sharply, coughing as the air was cluttered with dust.  "forget..." he managed to croak.
He looked around sporadically, the air was filled with dust that limited his visibility to a mere six or seven feet.  He plants his hands on the ground, grimacing as small scabbed burns on his arms cracked apart.  He pushed the piece of metal away from him, it hit the ground with a loud clang.  He picked up the M416 he had grabbed earlier and shouldered it.  He shook the pulled his collar up to cover his nose, coughing quietly and walking forward slowly, aiming down the sights as he walks towards the direction that he believes the runway is in.  He eventually clears the dust, appearing, luckily, on the runway.  He looks around, squinting his eyes and taking his shirt away from his face. He sees a few people at the other side, climbing into a MiG, '"stuff man, uh." he looks around again, then looks back at the MiG.  "forget it." he says as he begins to sprint across the runway toward the hangar.

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Forum Games / Re: hey nerds let's play a round of actual mad libs

« on: March 14, 2014, 06:46:32 PM »

fart and/or farting

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Forum Games / Re: Operation: Jolly Roger

« on: March 14, 2014, 04:37:04 PM »

You walk toward the man without knees and lift him by his collar, throwing him at the other dying man.  He lands on top of him, screaming in pain.  You walk over to the two, and inquire again, "SPECIFY WHEREABOUTS OF TARGET KARL, FIDGEN J."
"Wh- who the forget is that?  Who are you?"
"SPECIFY WHEREABOUTS OF TARGET KARL, FIDGEN J. OR BE ERADICATED."
"I don't know who Karl is!"
You lift the pistol and fire a single round into the man's head, and another into the dying man's head.

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Forum Games / Re: Blockland Aces: The Cartelian War [Mission 4.5 - Tora Tora Tora]

« on: March 14, 2014, 03:48:19 PM »

Blazer have you even loving read the thread/map in OP? We're stationed at Darina international airport in Yuktobania. Pretty sure I'd know more about the story then you.

absolutely nowhere in the op does it say anything about where we are stationed, and I'm not going to read through 97 pages to find out the god damn history of the thread.  don't give me your stuff pal.

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Forum Games / Re: Blockland Aces: The Cartelian War [Mission 4.5 - Tora Tora Tora]

« on: March 14, 2014, 07:16:17 AM »

Well first of all it doesn't really make sense that a civilian airport in a neutral country would come under attack.

The soldiers continued to fire at the LAV which had them pinned down good.  The man on the lower half of the corner was hit in the shoulder, he screamed in agony and was thrown back by the force of the large round.  He stumbled backward, losing his balance quickly as he was in a crouching position.  He fell on his back, clutching his wound tightly which began to bleed profusely.  Anatoliy quickly rushed forward, grabbing the man by his carrying handle on his vest and beginning to drag him.  A .50 round smacked the wall of the other building to his right, stunning him momentarily as the round had passed closely to his head.  He fell backward, but quickly regained his composure and dragged the man back some more.  "Medic!" he shouted.

Gently, Anatoliy grabbed hold of the wounded man's rifle and worked the sling off of his shoulder, doing his best not to cause any harm.  He pressed the stock against his shoulder, brushing away the sling that was thrown over the stock in the process it took to pick the rifle up.  He peered down the weapon's sight, an aimpoint RDS, and checked the safety.  He then turned around to the backside of the group, looking out onto the runway.  He began walking quickly to the open end of the hangar and getting a better look.  The runway was a warzone, bombs were constantly dropped nearby and light armor crowded the surrounding area.  Anatoliy shook his head, "stuff, man.  stuff." he said to himself quietly.  He turned around to face the group, which was still being fired at by the machine gun.  He ran forward, looking down at the wounded man, "Medic!" he shouted again, taking a knee and patting the man's notsowounded shoulder, "Hang in there man." he said, looking around again.

The sound of a jet began to echo through the small alleyway, growing louder and louder.  Anatoliy looked up into the gray sky.  A jet zipped through the air above, the sound rattling his brain.  Before Anatoliy could do anything, he saw a projectile punch straight through the wall of the hangar.  The wall next to him exploded, sending a large sheet of metal flying into him which pinned him to the wall next to him, at the same time protecting him from the large ball of flame that engulfed the small group of soldiers.  Anatoliy was left unconscious.

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Forum Games / Re: Blockland Aces: The Cartelian War [Mission 4.5 - Tora Tora Tora]

« on: March 13, 2014, 10:50:01 PM »

>base is under assault
>"when does briefing start?"

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Forum Games / Re: Blockland Aces: The Cartelian War [Mission 4.5 - Tora Tora Tora]

« on: March 13, 2014, 08:46:24 PM »

Jesus blazer, is that invasion actually canon with this? Why does this seem to be being stuff on all of a sudden? Realistically I don't think Nerverak would be so stupid as to try to invade one of the most powerful countries in the world.

Wasn't me who started the event.