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Forum Games / Re: Humanity's Future - you CAN join, not too late!

« on: September 13, 2013, 11:44:28 PM »

It is obvious that Conservatia is a well developed confederacy/empire, it's not far fetched for them to have already mastered MM engineering and whatnot. 

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Forum Games / Re: Humanity's Future - you CAN join, not too late!

« on: September 13, 2013, 11:13:15 PM »

dank

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Forum Games / Re: Humanity's Future - you CAN join, not too late!

« on: September 13, 2013, 11:09:02 PM »

blazecigarette

what the fuk u sed u litle stuff

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Forum Games / Re: Humanity's Future - you CAN join, not too late!

« on: September 13, 2013, 10:40:44 PM »

OCS fires its miracle rejuvenation beam at Africa!

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Off Topic / Re: HEY GUYS CHECK OUT WHAT I DID TO MY OLD PHONE

« on: September 13, 2013, 09:13:55 PM »

no

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Off Topic / Re: HEY GUYS CHECK OUT WHAT I DID TO MY OLD PHONE

« on: September 13, 2013, 09:05:37 PM »

Well think about it, would you want to see some dude's cum all over something (unless watching research)?

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Off Topic / Re: HEY GUYS CHECK OUT WHAT I DID TO MY OLD PHONE

« on: September 13, 2013, 08:53:36 PM »

microwave it.

lol no

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Off Topic / Re: HEY GUYS CHECK OUT WHAT I DID TO MY OLD PHONE

« on: September 13, 2013, 08:46:44 PM »

ya thank u for the correction :-)

np u fukken peice of stuffe

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Off Topic / Re: HEY GUYS CHECK OUT WHAT I DID TO MY OLD PHONE

« on: September 13, 2013, 08:43:00 PM »

Not me lol, my friend was holding the phone when I took the picture

wow your friend looks like me

happy?

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Off Topic / Re: HEY GUYS CHECK OUT WHAT I DID TO MY OLD PHONE

« on: September 13, 2013, 08:41:03 PM »

don't forget to masturbate on the remains

I think I'd get in trouble for posting a phone covered in semen.

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Off Topic / Re: HEY GUYS CHECK OUT WHAT I DID TO MY OLD PHONE

« on: September 13, 2013, 08:38:27 PM »

wow you look like me

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Off Topic / Re: HEY GUYS CHECK OUT WHAT I DID TO MY OLD PHONE

« on: September 13, 2013, 08:17:37 PM »

Why'd you buy the iPhone 5 when the 5s/5c were just announced?

Because I needed it then and there, so I could text my gf/stay in contact with my parents (I'm alone this weekend, they're at bike week).

e: also, I heard the 5s was gonna be stuff, although I never actually looked for myself.

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Off Topic / HEY GUYS CHECK OUT WHAT I DID TO MY OLD PHONE

« on: September 13, 2013, 08:09:25 PM »

So I had this Samsung Flight II for quite a while, and recently it started pooping out on me.  It would lock up and the screen wouldn't work, so I had to take the battery out of the back and turn it back on to get it to work again.  I was getting real sick of this stuff.

So when my mom and I went grocery shopping, we stopped by the AT&T store and upgraded myself to the iPhone 5.  I was so goddamn angry at my old phone that I shot it repeatedly with my pellet gun and bounced it off of our driveway several times.  This is the aftermath:



discuss stuffty phone problems ye

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Off Topic / Re: whats the saddest movie you can think of

« on: September 13, 2013, 07:57:16 PM »

:'(

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Forum Games / Re: YOU LAUGH YOU LOSE v666

« on: September 13, 2013, 03:02:00 PM »

ok bumping because i actually died about 40 times quite gorily
the challeneg is to see how far you get without exploding, but going through with it will ensure your death and it will be glorious, here you forgeters go:
http://imgur.com/a/CJP2N#pKaLF0i

alright and here have this for a cooldown http://imgur.com/a/OxPvi

Anyone who says they didn't laugh looking at these is a filthy liar.