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good lord what is that alien thing from
It's the parasites from Cloverfield.

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Forum Games / Re: Signature Rating
« on: August 22, 2013, 01:34:19 AM »
9/10

oh forget that's funny

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Off Topic / Re: Anxiety for my Dad
« on: August 22, 2013, 01:00:39 AM »
So he's not going to need open heart surgery, doesn't have a nearly clogged artery, or anxiety?

Then shut the forget up and get out, your father has at least another 20-30 years.

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Off Topic / Re: Anxiety for my Dad
« on: August 22, 2013, 12:52:53 AM »
Ya, he has pretty bad chest pains some times.
Has he been having chest pains, anxiety, a nearly clogged artery, and does he need open heart surgery?

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i'm a pro couch potatoer

might go major league

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Off Topic / Re: Addictions Thread
« on: August 22, 2013, 12:41:42 AM »

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Off Topic / Re: Anxiety for my Dad
« on: August 22, 2013, 12:36:23 AM »
My dad is 235 pounds, 6',2", only 55, relax, he'll be fine.
Has he been having chest pains, anxiety, a nearly clogged artery, and does he need open heart surgery?

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Off Topic / Re: Steam Quotes Thread
« on: August 22, 2013, 12:34:31 AM »
Quote from: steam
12:32 AM - TimtheRipper: What if I take that invicium
12:32 AM - TimtheRipper: And shove it up your ass
12:32 AM - Incontinentia Buttocks: mmmmmmm
12:32 AM - TimtheRipper: Which for one is hot
12:32 AM - TimtheRipper: And two, what're you gonna do then?
12:32 AM - Incontinentia Buttocks: cum
12:32 AM - TimtheRipper: Oh.
12:32 AM - TimtheRipper: Okey Dokey!

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Off Topic / Re: Anxiety for my Dad
« on: August 22, 2013, 12:23:23 AM »
mounds bar can you shut the forget up please and stop being a huge friend, this man's father is dying and all you're worried about is >greentext

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To Terraform a Planet
You're our last hope, soldiers.

The Story
December 10th, 2154.  New York City.
Nearby NASA Goddard Institute for Space Studies detects several large scale masses penetrating the earth's atmosphere, one in particular heading for Long Island.  At exactly 11:48 PM, the mass impacts Block Island, plowing through the ocean surrounding it and stopping fully on Montauk point.  Human sized creatures can be seen climbing off of said mass, similar reports are received all around the world.

December 11th, 2154.  New York City.
Hospitals receive an influx of patients, all reporting the same thing.  Large, grotesque bites with multiple skin punctures, followed by a bursting chest cavity minutes after.  Immediately, S.W.A.T., FBI, and Hazardous Materials Control teams are dispatched to quarantine the end of Long Island.  Three bodies of the "creatures," are recovered.  None can be identified.

December 15th, 2154.  New York City.
A meeting is called for the United Nations, leaders of nations meet with the United States president in the United Nations building in New York.  The meeting ends in a unanimous decision:  that the creatures are to be treated as a threat to humanity and are to be dealt with upon sight.  Although their origin is unknown, their purpose is clear.  To wipe out all known races on Earth, so that it may be terraformed without resistance from the human population.

August 1st, 2155.  Los Angeles.
War against these creatures has begun, and yet another meeting is called less than a year later, this one taking place in Los Angeles, New York City being completely overrun and evacuated.  This meeting concludes with the decision for a joint task force division to be made and deployed on frontlines around the world.  Said joint task force is to be composed of the best and brightest of special forces divisions from around the world.  Each specialist is to be taught English if unknown to said specialist.

The Opposition
Your enemies are the Schlatter parasites, named for the doctor who first examined the creatures in New York City.  They stand at heights between 5'9 (shortest recorded) and 8'1 (tallest recorded).  Their bodies are covered in a thick exoskeleton, underneath a soft and thin layer of skin.  Your standard issue TAPW-22 cartridges are more then capable of piercing the exoskeleton, although a few well aimed shots will be required for a confirmed kill.  Can't have these things alive and kicking behind the front lines, now can we?

You!
Yes, you!  You are a member of the United Nations Joint Task Force, Seventeenth Squad.  You are issued a standard 4th Generation Combat Exoskeleton Suit.  Your suit's helmet will be able to sync up with your issued weaponry to tell you how many rounds you have in that magazine of yours.  It will also let you know how many grenades you have left of the ones assigned to you.  That is, so long as the pin on one of them isn't pulled.  It also comes with the Battle Buddy, version 17, which will allow you to see a live map of your surroundings captured by satellite, as well as what the other members of your squad are seeing.  As well, you have a compass and vital sign monitor, all of this displayed on the HUD inside of your helmet.  So, let's talk about guns, shall we?

The most common weapon you'll see on the field is the TAPW-22, or 'Tap' as most like to call it.  TAPW stands for Tactical All Purpose Weapon.  It is named this because of its features, all of which qualify it to be several different guns.  The barrel is extendable to allow for accurate long range shots.  The standard magazine for this weapon contains sixty five rounds maximum, making it optimal for the suppressive effects of a machine gun.  And its compact design and medium caliber qualify it as a simple Assault Rifle.  Now isn't that great?  Now, about your sidearm.  I doubt you'll use this much, but this is the MSA-22, or, "Hand cannon."  Most will guess that it's called this because of its large caliber and high stopping power, and we have this to say to most people:  You're absolutely correct!

Creating your character,
Fill out this template and submit it below, and I will review your application.  Keep in mind that I have the right to deny or accept any applicants for any reason whatsoever.

Code: [Select]
[b]Name[/b]: (Belgian/French name)
[b]Age[/b]:
[b]Gender[/b]:
[b]Rank[/b]:
[b]Physical Appearance[/b]:
[b]Previous RPs[/b]:
[b]Other*[/b]:

*:Optional
Refer to this chart (thanks scoot) for ranks.  I am the Field Officer.  Any other rank is open at a limit to two players per rank,
with exception to the Specialist (3) and Senior Sergeant (1).
Rules of the Road

1. No powergaming.  You may be thinking, "We're all on the same side, though, why would we powergame eachother?"  The answer is simple, cunt flaps.  It's easy to post someone else's action when they're not responding.  Don't do it.
2. No godmodding.  If I say you're hit, you're hit.  Don't just shrug it off, roleplay the injury.  You may roleplay being unaware of your injury because of the adrenal rush, but the effects of the injury will still affect you.
3. No stupidity.  This is rather simple, just don't be stupid.  Common sense, people.  (I strongly emphasize this rule).
4. Use proper grammar and punctuation.  You have no idea how hard it is to understand people when they don't use full stops at the ends of sentences, and don't capitalize the first words of sentences, and spell words wrong.

That's pretty much it.  I'll leave it up to the rest of you to not be idiots.  Good luck, soldier.

Characters
Name: Darren Muarry
Age: 36
Gender: Male
Rank: Field Officer
Physical Appearance: 6'5, incredibly muscular, black hair, blue eyes.
Original SpecFor Division: Special Air Service (United Kingdom)
Previous RPs: all of them
Other*: Thick English Accent.  Probably not one to forget with.
Name:  Arthur Thompson
Age:35
Gender:Male
Rank:  Sergeant First Class
Physical Appearance:  5'8" black hair, fair skin.  Solid figure for size.
Original SpecFor Division:  UKSF
Previous RPs:  Earth 6.0, Anagaea, Earth 6.5, Earth 5.0?, Humanity's Future, and more minor nation RPs, as well as an RP somewhere that I can't find.
Other:  Knows English*, German, French, Chinese and Russian.  Talented in swordsmanship.  Carries a sword at all times.

*First Language
Name: Martin D'Fleour
Age: 31
Gender: Male
Rank: Gendarme (Sargeant)
Physical Appearance: 6'1", well built, small notch in his left ear approx. 3mm above earlobe, tanned skin, brown hair, hazel eyes.
Original SpecFor Division: GIGN (France)
Previous RPs: a lot
Other*: French accent is light, but noticeable.
Name: Frederick Buchanan
Age: 31
Gender: Male
Rank: Sergeant
Physical Appearance:  Typical rugged army Joe face.  Slim
Original SpecFor Division: Scottish Special Forces SFSG
Previous RPs: Many.
Other*: Hates giving orders
Name: Zoƫ de Wit
Age: 29
Gender: Female
Rank: Specialist
Physical Appearance: http://tiffanysquared.files.wordpress.com/2012/01/clemence_poesy_0016.jpg
Original SpecFor Division: Special Forces Group (BELGIUM)
Previous RPs: a lot
Other*: Designated marksman.
Name: Maxwell Nappy
Age: 22
Gender: Male
Rank: Specialist
Physical Appearance: Taller than average, pale, shaved head, stubble facial hair, skinny beyond normal.
Original SpecFor Division: DEVGRU. (United States.)
Previous RPs: Many.
Other*: Will probably crack under pressure.
Name: Alfonz Herman
Age:33
Gender:Male
Rank:Specialist
Physical Appearance: Average build, short black hair, blue eyes, short beard.
Original SpecFor Division:Kommando Spezialkrafte
Previous RPs:I forgot the names. Haven't participated in anything for a while.
Other*:Doesn't know German.

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Forum Games / Re: Forum Cluedo
« on: August 21, 2013, 11:57:47 PM »
i'll be colonel must turd

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Forum Games / Re: The Game
« on: August 21, 2013, 10:16:02 PM »
how did you get there so fast, all you did was lift a tile.  Was the tile a switch for a teleporter?

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Forum Games / Re: Humanity's Future - unevorses
« on: August 21, 2013, 10:14:21 PM »
OCS deploys a new ship class onto the field, and it is considerably larger then any ship that has been seen in a long time.  The class is known as the, "Leviathan."  It has megaforgettons of firepower and was likely brought onto the field due to the new threat of the Khonian Empire.  It features ten hulls, eight made of titanium, one made of steel, and one made of invincium.  Its main weapon is a large ETOD style beam, powered by five Gn reactors, its power being at least three times more powerful then the largest laser powered by gn reactors.  It also features thousands of torcreep launching turrets and invincium tipped 203mm shell launchers.  Each shell is powered before launch, super heating the tip and allowing it to burn through most any surface.

basically it's just super forgetin powerful and the most advanced by far, having the same technologies of the Erinamese fleet (being able to jump into a different dimension or w/e, I forgot and cba to ask, sorry SWAT).

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Forum Games / Re: YOU LAUGH YOU LOSE v666
« on: August 21, 2013, 12:28:06 PM »



These made me laugh really hard.

Why?  Idk.

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