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/bump

We just had our first actual 1v1v1v1 match tonight. It was fun.

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Forum Games / Re: Ban the User above you
« on: October 30, 2016, 12:39:59 AM »
User was banned for being a Cookie Eater

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lmao when you land at laguardia you have a 50% chance of your plane crashing or a 25% chance of your flight having 9 hour delays. I've flown in through there before and they held me overnight smh
Ninja Edit

EDIT: Whoops It wasn't I thought the message changed.

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Hey atleast it's not in the North where we get Nonstop Rain

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I support Hillary, but I would never even loving beat up a Annoying Orange Supporter. That's just messed up.
Honestly, Violence is becoming more prevalent now-a-days. There was this one time where a Black Guy choked an Elderly Wheelchair Bound Woman just for eating the last Chicken Nugget.
There was also this one time where two people shot eachother over a glass of Kool Aid.

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Forum Games / Re: The RNG Universe (und is dead)
« on: October 29, 2016, 06:25:38 PM »
UltraCraftGuard 2 rolls a 5!
DBG2's ghost possesses UCG's dead body and whacks the Apple with his long tongue. 235 damage was dealt.

Tablesalt rolls a 2!
You tried to lick the Spooky Froot, but it bites off your tongue. 2/3 hearts.

Redconer rolls a 3!
You tried to punch the Spooky Froot, but the monster absorbs your punches.

Space1255 rolls a 5!
You revived yourself (somehow).

ZeUberMedic! rolls a 5!
You dropped an anvil on Spooky Froot, dealing 100 damage! It now appears to have its body flattened.

UCG rolls a 1!
You tried to possess DBGa's Body, but the Spooky Froot sees your spirit and eats it. However, you instead possess the froot. It's become all hell now.

Drydess rolls a 4!
You dip it in caramel and a bunch of jacked up tikes come in and start eating the apple, dealing 67 damage.

NotBomberGuy rolls a 5!
You released your speed and charged at the UltraCraftFroot. It gets knocked off a cliff, dealing 150 damage. It crawls back up.

Bwopper rolls a 1!
You jumped into the monster, however, it closes its mouth and refuses to let you out. You will be let out until the enemy is defeated.

SuperSuit12 rolls a 3!
You poked Nix. She just looks at you nervously.

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Forum Games / Re: Super Stick: The Game [ALIEN INVASION]
« on: October 29, 2016, 01:29:02 PM »
CRITAWAKTES rolls a 5!
The Arilou come in and shoot at the aliens. 157 damage dealt to each alien!

Nix The Glaceon rolls a 3!
Where is the exit to the rooftop on the school?

bobbygordon4, ZeUberMedic!, and Tablesalt roll a 7!
Doomguy shoots the aliens, inflicting 146 damage on each.

ZORBUS, KLAXOR, AND HALIEGH HP: 347

PLAYERS HP:
CRITAWAKETS: 4/4.
Nix The Glaceon: 4/4.
bobbygordon4: 4/4.
ZeUberMedic!: 3/4.
Tablesalt: 4/4.

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Suggestions & Requests / Re: Jiggy-Jogger 2000 Vehicle
« on: October 29, 2016, 03:09:09 AM »
how old are you
I remember you said clearly that a model that is too long would be impossible to make a hitbox if your making a bot.

For reference, The JJ-2000 is going to be a bot. Plus, It's just a sphere with legs. Is it really that hard to model?

Also, sorry for the large bump, I just had to say it.

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Off Topic / Re: night discussion topic i guess [night 162]
« on: October 29, 2016, 01:14:55 AM »
Hey Parrot Grass do you want to fight the Super Dangerous Death Dealing Dandelion of Doom in my Super Stick: The Game thread (once it comes up).

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Forum Games / Re: Super Stick: The Game [A GIANT BANHAMMER? NO WAY!]
« on: October 28, 2016, 06:46:57 PM »
Potatoh rolls a 3!
You blinded the UB-5000 with money! Nothing happened.

Nix The Glaceon and Tablesalt roll a 3!
Nix and Salt tried to shank the UB-5000 with Toothbrushes, but the Toothbrushes breaks in half.

failbros2 rolls a 4!
You tried to use the Insta-Kill Jailbreak button, but it does not kill the UB-5000 immediately. Instead, it only does 22 damage.

bobbygordon4 rolls a 4!
You shot the UB-5000 with a tiny gun. 12 damage inflicted!

ZeUberMedic! rolls a 3!
You tried to FINISH HIM, but the sword breaks in half when you try to stab the UB-5000.

GJTM rolls a 3!
You lightly tapped the UB-5000..... was that seriously your plan?

Chip Car rolls a 4!
You threw an EMP grenade at the UB-5000. 55 damage inflicted!

The Ultra-Banhammer 5000 is going to ban all of you! BUT...
Marios rolls a 10...
You banned the Ultra-Banhammer 5000, causing 30946730496803498603948529830 482 damage.

ENEMY DEFEATED!
The Incredible Robo-Customizer comes out of the building and beats up the UB-5000. It takes all of the Dead Banhammers and the UB-5000 to Urstar fish and is slated to never return with the evidence. The Super Stick (who has now turned back into the Principal) and the other people who were banned were unbanned.
3 days later...
A streak of burning light was seen shooting across Chattanooga, Tennessee. It was actually a UFO. It lands ontop of the school. The three aliens, Zorbus, Klaxor, and Haliegh, disguise themselves as Humans in an effort to take over the world by turning the kids into Giant Zombie Noobs. They do turn everybody in the school into a Zombie Noob... except for Fran, Peyton and the Principal. Fran and Peyton encounter the three aliens and Peyton pulls off (accidentally) one of its gloves, revealing itself to be an alien. The alien snaps its tentacle, causing the Principal to turn into the Super Stick.

ENEMY #5: ZORBUS, KLAXOR, AND HALIEGH.


HP: 650 (all of them)

PLAYERS HP:
Potatoh: 4/4.
Nix The Glaceon: 4/4.
Tablesalt: 4/4.
failbros2: 4/4.
bobbygordon4: 4/4.
ZeUberMedic!: 3/4.
GJTM: 4/4.
Chip Car: 4/4.

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Forum Games / Re: Super Stick: The Game [A GIANT BANHAMMER? NO WAY!]
« on: October 26, 2016, 03:25:20 PM »
Refticus rolls a 2!
You tried to use fire to defeat the UB-5000, but you accidentally lit yourself up!

bobbygordon4 rolls a 5!
The firefighters come in and hose the UB-5000. The UB-5000 suffers 15, 25, 35, and 45 damage. 120 damage total.

Nix the Glaceon rolls a 4!
The Ear Rape Song is blasted into the UB-5000. 69 damage inflicted!

failbros2 rolls a 3!
You tried to pencil doom the UB-5000, but you accidentally did it on a nearby building!

Space1255 rolls a 1!
You tried to use the Aether to burn the UB-5000, but you instead catch on fire! DEAD

ZeUberMedic! rolls a 4!
You fired the M60E at the UB-5000. 49 damage inflicted!

cromartini rolls a 4!
No explanation needed. 35 damage inflicted!

ULTRA-BANHAMMER 5000 HP: 118.

PLAYERS HP:
Refitcus HP: 3/4.
bobbygordon4 HP: 4/4.
Nix the Glaceon HP: 4/4.
failbros2 HP: 4/4.
Space1255 HP: DEAD
ZeUberMedic! HP: 3/4.
cromartini HP: 4/4.

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Forum Games / Re: Super Stick: The Game [A GIANT BANHAMMER? NO WAY!]
« on: October 25, 2016, 03:57:40 PM »
Nix The Glaceon rolls a 3!
Fire heals the Ultra-Banhammer 5000, did you forget?! The Banhammer recovers 75 HP.

Marios rolls a 4!
Your move will be saved until the Ultra-Banhammer 5000 has low HP.

Potatoh rolls a 4!
You gave the UB5000 a Virus, lowering its damage it does to you. 35 damage inflicted!

CRITAWAKETS rolls a 5!
You called an Ion Cannon to hit the UB5000. 154 damage inflicted!

bobbygordon4 rolls a 5!
You d-wanded the UB-5000. 75 damage inflicted!

ZeUberMedic rolls a 6!
You called in Gypsy Danger. He stomps on the Ultra-Banhammer 5000 and you (accidentally) once. 99 damage inflicted!

Superfun909 rolls a 3!
You tow a blanket over the UB-5000. He just pulls it off of his head.

UB-5000 HP: 391.

PLAYERS HP:
Nix The Glaceon: 4/4.
Marios: 4/4.
Potatoh: 4/4.
CRITAWAKETS: 4/4.
bobbygordon4: 4/4.
ZeUberMedic!: 3/4.
Superfun909: 4/4.

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Forum Games / Re: Super Stick: The Game [A GIANT BANHAMMER? NO WAY!]
« on: October 23, 2016, 11:40:02 AM »
Marios rolls a 7!
You revived Nix The Glaceon.

Nix The Glaceon rolls a 4!
You throw a boiled peanut into the Ultra-Banhammer 5000's mouth. 5 damage inflicted! (Was that seriously your plan?)

cromartini rolls a 5!
You dead-eyed the Ultra-Banhammer 5000. 128 damage inflicted!

CRITAWAKETS rolls a 3!
You tried to activate the Planet Annihilator, but it fails to detonate. The Ultra-Banhammer 5000 then sees it and destroys it.

Potatoh rolls a 4!
You bust a cap in the Ultra-Banhammer 5000. 53 damage inflicted!

ZeUberMedic! rolls a 3!
You tried to burn it, however, that's REALLY bad, because fire makes The Ultra-Banhammer 5000 stronger. He regains 75 HP.

bobbygordon4 rolls a 4!
You climbed on top of the Ultra-Banhammer 5000 and whacked it with a pancake. 10 damage inflicted!

Ultra-Banhammer 5000 HP: 679.

PLAYERS HP:
Marios HP: 4/4.
Nix The Glaceon HP: 4/4.
cromartini HP: 4/4.
CRITAWAKETS HP: 4/4.
Potatoh HP: 4/4.
ZeUberMedic! HP: 4/4.
bobbygordon4 HP: 4/4.

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Off Topic / I just moved up an age
« on: October 23, 2016, 03:58:01 AM »
I'm going to turn 15 on October 23rd.

For this, I actually drew an image featuring many Super Stick characters.


So yeah... Happy Birthday to me.

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Forum Games / Re: Super Stick: The Game [A GIANT BANHAMMER? NO WAY!]
« on: October 22, 2016, 11:24:06 PM »
jesus this was just viewed 666 times. looks like i'll have to make everyone roll 1s!


/sarcasm

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