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Drama / Re: Notorious BIG/Flowey/Bedpost/Chad Maverick/ThatGuyFromTennesse/KentMansleyDaBoss
« on: October 22, 2016, 10:28:23 PM »
Bedpost is like a roosterroach. Keep killing them, but they keep coming back...
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Forum Games / Re: Super Stick: The Game
« on: October 22, 2016, 05:25:59 PM »
Marios rolls a 4!
You hammered the Banhammers. 25 damage inflicted!
Nix The Glaceon rolls a 6!
You crashed the SSTO into the Banhammer on the left, killing it. However, it also crashes into you, killing you. DEAD
Space1255 rolls a 2!
You unleashed a 1000 punches, however, you accidentally punched the wall, hurting your fists.
bobbygordon4 rolls a 7!
You revived yourself with a defibrillator.
CRITAWAKETS rolls a 5!
You fired a laser shotgun at the Banhammer on the right, killing it.
ENEMIES DEFEATED!
Fran, Peyton, and the Super Stick run out of the school, but they find more banhammers outside. Quickly, they go back inside to the cafeteria, where they collect a bunch of creamed chip beef. They then go back outside and fire the creamed chip beef at the Banhammers, killing them all. Peyton said that their problem is over, but Fran notes that it was too easy to be true. Fran shows Peyton the front of his comic, which shows the Ultra-Banhammer 5000 on the cover. Then, as Peyton is about to say something, the walls busts open, revealing the Ultra-Banhammer 5000. He wants revenge for his fallen comrades. He fights the Super Stick, but the Ultra-Banhammer 5000 wins and bans The Super Stick.
ENEMY #4: THE ULTRA-BANHAMMER 5000
Ultra-Banhammer 5000 HP: 800.
PLAYERS HP:
Marios HP: 4/4.
Nix The Glaceon HP: DEAD.
Space1255 HP: 1/4.
bobbygordon4 HP: 4/4.
CRITAWAKETS HP: 4/4.
You hammered the Banhammers. 25 damage inflicted!
Nix The Glaceon rolls a 6!
You crashed the SSTO into the Banhammer on the left, killing it. However, it also crashes into you, killing you. DEAD
Space1255 rolls a 2!
You unleashed a 1000 punches, however, you accidentally punched the wall, hurting your fists.
bobbygordon4 rolls a 7!
You revived yourself with a defibrillator.
CRITAWAKETS rolls a 5!
You fired a laser shotgun at the Banhammer on the right, killing it.
ENEMIES DEFEATED!
Fran, Peyton, and the Super Stick run out of the school, but they find more banhammers outside. Quickly, they go back inside to the cafeteria, where they collect a bunch of creamed chip beef. They then go back outside and fire the creamed chip beef at the Banhammers, killing them all. Peyton said that their problem is over, but Fran notes that it was too easy to be true. Fran shows Peyton the front of his comic, which shows the Ultra-Banhammer 5000 on the cover. Then, as Peyton is about to say something, the walls busts open, revealing the Ultra-Banhammer 5000. He wants revenge for his fallen comrades. He fights the Super Stick, but the Ultra-Banhammer 5000 wins and bans The Super Stick.
ENEMY #4: THE ULTRA-BANHAMMER 5000
Ultra-Banhammer 5000 HP: 800.
PLAYERS HP:
Marios HP: 4/4.
Nix The Glaceon HP: DEAD.
Space1255 HP: 1/4.
bobbygordon4 HP: 4/4.
CRITAWAKETS HP: 4/4.
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Off Topic / Re: Deathclock - The Internet's friendly reminder that life is slipping away...
« on: October 22, 2016, 05:32:57 AM »
August 4, 2075
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Forum Games / Re: Super Stick: The Game
« on: October 21, 2016, 03:59:04 PM »
CRITAWAKETS rolls a 7!
You go back in time to dodge the ray gun shot by Dr. Badguy. But your past self also goes to the present time, where the real you fades away.
Nix The Glaceon rolls a 5!
You print out a giant robot, and it jumps on the two banhammers before collapsing. 100 damage inflicted on each banhammer!
failbros2 rolls a 3!
You call Badspot, but he's actually on vacation and can't help you.
bobbygordon4 rolls a 1!
You ripped off your leg and tried to throw it at the banhammers... but it misses! DEAD
Marios rolls a 4!
You called upon MC Hammer, and he gives the Banhammers boogie fever. 50 damage inflicted!
ZeUberMedic rolls a 4!
You turned into Hulk Hogan and punched the banhammer on the left. 35 damage inflicted!
Banhammer #1 HP: 190.
Banhammer #2 HP: 225.
PLAYERS HP:
CRITAWAKETS HP: 4/4.
Nix The Glaceon HP: 2/4.
failbros2 HP: 4/4.
bobbygordon4 HP: DEAD.
Marios HP: 4/4.
ZeUberMedic! HP: 4/4.
You go back in time to dodge the ray gun shot by Dr. Badguy. But your past self also goes to the present time, where the real you fades away.
Nix The Glaceon rolls a 5!
You print out a giant robot, and it jumps on the two banhammers before collapsing. 100 damage inflicted on each banhammer!
failbros2 rolls a 3!
You call Badspot, but he's actually on vacation and can't help you.
bobbygordon4 rolls a 1!
You ripped off your leg and tried to throw it at the banhammers... but it misses! DEAD
Marios rolls a 4!
You called upon MC Hammer, and he gives the Banhammers boogie fever. 50 damage inflicted!
ZeUberMedic rolls a 4!
You turned into Hulk Hogan and punched the banhammer on the left. 35 damage inflicted!
Banhammer #1 HP: 190.
Banhammer #2 HP: 225.
PLAYERS HP:
CRITAWAKETS HP: 4/4.
Nix The Glaceon HP: 2/4.
failbros2 HP: 4/4.
bobbygordon4 HP: DEAD.
Marios HP: 4/4.
ZeUberMedic! HP: 4/4.
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Forum Games / Re: Super Stick: The Game
« on: October 19, 2016, 05:55:03 PM »
Space1255 rolls a 2!
Dr. Badguy becomes weary of your attacks and counters your attempted punch with a zap from the ray gun, depleting one heart from your HP.
GrapeJellyToastMan rolls a 2!
You attempted to punch Dr. Badguy, but he counters with shooting you with a laser, depleting one heart from your HP.
Nix The Glaceon rolls a 4!
He reads the Minion YAOI. 35 damage inflicted!
failbros2 rolls a 5!
You pencil doomed Dr. Badguy. 117 damage inflicted!
Tablesalt and bobbygordon4 roll a 2!
Dr. Badguy knows you're going to punch him, so he counters you with a laser. It depletes 1 heart from the both of you.
Potatoh rolls a 5!
You throw the sauce at his eyes. He is blinded, leaving him vulnerable for the taking...
ENEMY DEFEATED!
Super Stick takes the blinded Dr. Badguy out of the warehouse with Fran and Peyton, but they both forget that the whole warehouse is going to explode. The Warehouse explodes, and The Super Stick, Dr. Badguy, Fran and Peyton both escape in time. Super Stick tapes Dr. Badguy to a stop sign next to the Police Station and attaches a note with the words "ARREST ME!!!' written on it in permanent marker. They then head back to the school, where Super Stick is turned back to normal.
3 days later...
Fran and Peyton toy around with one of RACCOONEER1214's inventions, a photo-copier that transforms 2 dimensional images into 3 dimensional images. They don't believe it can actually do that, so they stick their comic, "Super Stick and the Attack of the Talking Banhammers", inside, thinking it will not work. Unfortunately, it really does. An army of vicious, talking banhammers comes out of the photo-copier, and they now have a craving for banning everyone on the planet. They then get into the gym, where one of the teachers accidentally snaps her fingers at one of the banhammers, causing the principal to turn into Super Stick. When you try to run out, you are stopped by two talking banhammers!
ENEMY #3: THE TALKING BANHAMMERS
BANHAMMERS HP: 375 (each).
PLAYERS'S HP SO FAR:
Space1255 HP: 2/4 Hearts.
GrapeJellyToastMan HP: 3/4 Hearts.
Nix The Glaceon HP: 2/4 Hearts.
failbros2 HP: 4/4 Hearts.
Tablesalt HP: 3/4 Hearts.
bobbygordon4 HP: 1/4 Hearts (you seriously need to heal).
Potatoh HP: 4/4 Hearts.
Dr. Badguy becomes weary of your attacks and counters your attempted punch with a zap from the ray gun, depleting one heart from your HP.
GrapeJellyToastMan rolls a 2!
You attempted to punch Dr. Badguy, but he counters with shooting you with a laser, depleting one heart from your HP.
Nix The Glaceon rolls a 4!
He reads the Minion YAOI. 35 damage inflicted!
failbros2 rolls a 5!
You pencil doomed Dr. Badguy. 117 damage inflicted!
Tablesalt and bobbygordon4 roll a 2!
Dr. Badguy knows you're going to punch him, so he counters you with a laser. It depletes 1 heart from the both of you.
Potatoh rolls a 5!
You throw the sauce at his eyes. He is blinded, leaving him vulnerable for the taking...
ENEMY DEFEATED!
Super Stick takes the blinded Dr. Badguy out of the warehouse with Fran and Peyton, but they both forget that the whole warehouse is going to explode. The Warehouse explodes, and The Super Stick, Dr. Badguy, Fran and Peyton both escape in time. Super Stick tapes Dr. Badguy to a stop sign next to the Police Station and attaches a note with the words "ARREST ME!!!' written on it in permanent marker. They then head back to the school, where Super Stick is turned back to normal.
3 days later...
Fran and Peyton toy around with one of RACCOONEER1214's inventions, a photo-copier that transforms 2 dimensional images into 3 dimensional images. They don't believe it can actually do that, so they stick their comic, "Super Stick and the Attack of the Talking Banhammers", inside, thinking it will not work. Unfortunately, it really does. An army of vicious, talking banhammers comes out of the photo-copier, and they now have a craving for banning everyone on the planet. They then get into the gym, where one of the teachers accidentally snaps her fingers at one of the banhammers, causing the principal to turn into Super Stick. When you try to run out, you are stopped by two talking banhammers!
ENEMY #3: THE TALKING BANHAMMERS
BANHAMMERS HP: 375 (each).
PLAYERS'S HP SO FAR:
Space1255 HP: 2/4 Hearts.
GrapeJellyToastMan HP: 3/4 Hearts.
Nix The Glaceon HP: 2/4 Hearts.
failbros2 HP: 4/4 Hearts.
Tablesalt HP: 3/4 Hearts.
bobbygordon4 HP: 1/4 Hearts (you seriously need to heal).
Potatoh HP: 4/4 Hearts.
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Forum Games / Re: Super Stick: The Game
« on: October 19, 2016, 03:14:06 PM »
Sorry guys, but I might be off for a while, so if the thread seems inactive, its because I haven't updated it.
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Forum Games / Re: Super Stick: The Game
« on: October 18, 2016, 04:05:13 PM »
Space1255 rolls a 4!
You punch Dr. Badguy 3 times, dealing 2 damage each. 6 damage inflicted!
Nix The Glaceon rolls a 6!
AUGHALOVANIA IS BLASTED SO LOUD THAT YOU LOSE 2 HEARTS AND DR. BADGUY LOSES 100 HP! 100 DAMAGE INFLICTED!
GrapeJellyToastMan and Tablesalt roll a 7!
You together both punch Dr. Badguy 10 times. 32 damage inflicted!
CRITAWAKETS rolls a 1!
You tried to convince Dr. Badguy to join you, but he responds with a violent zap of his ray gun, depleting all of your life and killing you. NOTE: You can be revived if you just type "Revive!"
bobbygordon4 rolls a 4!
You hit Dr. Badguy with a crowbar. 38 damage inflicted!
Kidalex90 rolls a 5!
You shoot one clip of a SPAS-12 at Dr. Badguy. 78 damage inflicted!
Drydess rolls a 3!
You tried to kick Nix out, but he/she freezes you for a second, then you bust out.
crazy54311 rolls a 4!
You upper cut Dr. Badguy. 30 damage inflicted!
ZeUberMedic! rolls a 3!
You fired two RPG's, but due to the crappy aiming, they miss and instead blow up the wall behind Dr. Badguy. No damage inflicted!
284 damage dealt to Dr. Badguy!
Dr. Badguy HP: 153.
Space1255 HP: 3/4.
Nix The Glaceon HP: 2/4.
GrapeJellyToastMan HP: 4/4.
Tablesalt HP: 4/4.
CRITAWAKETS HP: DEAD.
bobbygordon4 HP: 2/4.
Kidalex90 HP: 4/4.
Drydess HP: 4/4.
crazy54311 HP: 4/4.
ZeUberMedic! HP: 4/4.
You punch Dr. Badguy 3 times, dealing 2 damage each. 6 damage inflicted!
Nix The Glaceon rolls a 6!
AUGHALOVANIA IS BLASTED SO LOUD THAT YOU LOSE 2 HEARTS AND DR. BADGUY LOSES 100 HP! 100 DAMAGE INFLICTED!
GrapeJellyToastMan and Tablesalt roll a 7!
You together both punch Dr. Badguy 10 times. 32 damage inflicted!
CRITAWAKETS rolls a 1!
You tried to convince Dr. Badguy to join you, but he responds with a violent zap of his ray gun, depleting all of your life and killing you. NOTE: You can be revived if you just type "Revive!"
bobbygordon4 rolls a 4!
You hit Dr. Badguy with a crowbar. 38 damage inflicted!
Kidalex90 rolls a 5!
You shoot one clip of a SPAS-12 at Dr. Badguy. 78 damage inflicted!
Drydess rolls a 3!
You tried to kick Nix out, but he/she freezes you for a second, then you bust out.
crazy54311 rolls a 4!
You upper cut Dr. Badguy. 30 damage inflicted!
ZeUberMedic! rolls a 3!
You fired two RPG's, but due to the crappy aiming, they miss and instead blow up the wall behind Dr. Badguy. No damage inflicted!
284 damage dealt to Dr. Badguy!
Dr. Badguy HP: 153.
Space1255 HP: 3/4.
Nix The Glaceon HP: 2/4.
GrapeJellyToastMan HP: 4/4.
Tablesalt HP: 4/4.
CRITAWAKETS HP: DEAD.
bobbygordon4 HP: 2/4.
Kidalex90 HP: 4/4.
Drydess HP: 4/4.
crazy54311 HP: 4/4.
ZeUberMedic! HP: 4/4.
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Forum Games / Re: Super Stick: The Game
« on: October 17, 2016, 03:55:44 PM »
DR. BADGUY HP: 500.
bobbygordon4 rolls a 2!
You tried to elbow drop him, but he dodges and you slam on the ground pretty hard, hurting your arm. 2/4 Hearts!
Nix The Glaceon rolls a 3!
You slingshotted doggy doo-doo under his legs. He panics, but quickly recovers.
Space1255 rolls a 4!
You punched Dr. Badguy two times, dealing 11 and 12 damage each hit. In total, 23 damage is dealt.
Marios rolls a 4!
You shoot Dr. Badguy 5 times, but you run out of ammo! The bullets dealt 5 damage each hit, totaling 25 damage!
Tablesalt rolls a 4!
You red punched and blue punched him. 15 damage dealt!
63 DAMAGE WAS DEALT TO DR. BADGUY!
DR. BADGUY HP: 437.
bobbygordon4 did lose two hearts because he broke his arm.
bobbygordon4 rolls a 2!
You tried to elbow drop him, but he dodges and you slam on the ground pretty hard, hurting your arm. 2/4 Hearts!
Nix The Glaceon rolls a 3!
You slingshotted doggy doo-doo under his legs. He panics, but quickly recovers.
Space1255 rolls a 4!
You punched Dr. Badguy two times, dealing 11 and 12 damage each hit. In total, 23 damage is dealt.
Marios rolls a 4!
You shoot Dr. Badguy 5 times, but you run out of ammo! The bullets dealt 5 damage each hit, totaling 25 damage!
Tablesalt rolls a 4!
You red punched and blue punched him. 15 damage dealt!
63 DAMAGE WAS DEALT TO DR. BADGUY!
DR. BADGUY HP: 437.
bobbygordon4 did lose two hearts because he broke his arm.
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Forum Games / Re: Super Stick: The Game
« on: October 16, 2016, 04:19:25 PM »
CRITAWAKETS rolls a 3!
You can't find anything to dismantle the robots with!
bobbygordon4 rolls a 5!
You drop kick the robot on the right, causing it to shatter into a dozen pieces.
Marios rolls a 4!
You kick the robot's behind, causing it to stumble a bit. 35 damage inflicted!
Nix The Glaceon rolls a 5!
You show it the poster for the Emoji movie. The robot stares at it blankly and explodes.
ENEMIES DEFEATED!
As Fran and Peyton untie the Super Stick, they both activate a switch on it which will cause the SuperOriginalLaserFirer 2000 to self destruct. But when you do so, Dr. Badguy comes in and confronts you!
ENEMY #2: DR. BADGUY
Drydess rolls a 3!
Dr. Badguy just blankly stares at you.
You can't find anything to dismantle the robots with!
bobbygordon4 rolls a 5!
You drop kick the robot on the right, causing it to shatter into a dozen pieces.
Marios rolls a 4!
You kick the robot's behind, causing it to stumble a bit. 35 damage inflicted!
Nix The Glaceon rolls a 5!
You show it the poster for the Emoji movie. The robot stares at it blankly and explodes.
ENEMIES DEFEATED!
As Fran and Peyton untie the Super Stick, they both activate a switch on it which will cause the SuperOriginalLaserFirer 2000 to self destruct. But when you do so, Dr. Badguy comes in and confronts you!
ENEMY #2: DR. BADGUY
Drydess rolls a 3!
Dr. Badguy just blankly stares at you.
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Forum Games / Re: The RNG Universe (und is dead)
« on: October 16, 2016, 01:42:24 PM »i posses dark blockland alts body thenNo, you're dead. I am in your body.
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Forum Games / Re: Super Stick: The Game
« on: October 16, 2016, 01:41:06 PM »
ZeUberMedic rolls a 4!
The launcher hits at the robot on the left. 64 damage inflicted!
Nix The Glaceon rolls a 4!
A Peashooter comes out of the almanac and fires at the robot on the right. 77 damage inflicted!
Space1255 rolls a 2!
You tried to punch it... but due to the robot's metal skin, it hurts your fist! 3/4 Hearts!
The launcher hits at the robot on the left. 64 damage inflicted!
Nix The Glaceon rolls a 4!
A Peashooter comes out of the almanac and fires at the robot on the right. 77 damage inflicted!
Space1255 rolls a 2!
You tried to punch it... but due to the robot's metal skin, it hurts your fist! 3/4 Hearts!
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Forum Games / Re: Give Facts About The Above User V2
« on: October 16, 2016, 01:21:30 AM »
Is not actually a Blaster
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Forum Games / Super Stick: The RNG Game [PUPER PLICK'S SURPRISE]
« on: October 16, 2016, 01:17:06 AM »
Yes Yes I know that my last forum games thread was a failed sequel on BTUAY. Apparently, nobody seemed to get it (not even myself got it really). TBH I actually was kind of anxious and scared to create another forum game too soon after the last, but the urge just drove me to make it.
So instead, I am creating a forum game where you play as The Super Stick and you go around fighting multiple enemies from the series that will include a... *gasp* a dice! Now we will begin...
PS: This works similar to Tank Busters and RNG Universe with the whole "Dice" Thing.
MUSIC:
Election Era (Books 1 - 4) Regular Battle Theme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EfLX36OGAsc
Autumn Era (Books 5 - 8) Regular Battle Theme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6q9yarklHuI
Winter Era (Books 9 - 12) Regular Battle Theme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hegwwH7LOuw
BOSS THEME: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gLL6USzhJYQ
BOSS FIGHTS:
Ultra-Banhammer 5000.
The Super Dangerous Death Dealing Dandelion of Doom.
The Jiggy-Jogger 2000.
The Wicked Eraser Woman.
The Bionic Spammer Boy.
Carl and Franken-Spammer.
Giant Evil Cooper.
The Puper Plick.
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Fran and Peyton have just hypnotized someone into becoming The Super Stick. He has just ran off towards an abandoned warehouse. There, he is tied up to a weird machine by three foes! One of the people leave, but Fran and Peyton enter the warehouse, but are stopped by two robots!
ENEMY #1: DR. BADGUY'S ROBOTS
Here's how it works:
1: ERASED.
If you roll a 1, you will be killed.
2: I can't find a cape.
If you roll a 2, you will be damaged significantly or majorly.
3: That was... weird.
If you roll a 3, nothing will happen.
4: Take this!
If you roll a 4, you will damage the enemy significantly or majorly.
5: More powerful than aluminum steel...
If you roll a 5, you will either kill the enemy or deal massive damage to it.
6: PENCIL POWER!
If you roll a 6, you will kill or severly hurt the enemy, but you will also hurt yourself significantly or majorly.
7: Super Power Juice...?!
If you roll a 7, you will either do something to assist a user or help them in some way.